Sorry I missed that ass-whupping llpoh. ER is a real jackass, regardless of gender.

Anyway, I googled English Rose and this is the very first picture that comes up.

From here on out, this will be my mental picture of English Rose. I suggest you all do the same … it will make dealing with that twit more bearable.

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Ecliptix -it seems I am going to have to remind you of your place in the pack. There are alpha dogs, beta dogsn and then there are zetas such as yourself. Aspiration is fine, but a man has to know his limitations. You may yet grow, but not if you keep screwing with the big dogs. I poop bigger’n you.

llpoopy, are we supposed to be impressed with the giant pile of shit you can produce, or is it the huge gaping asshole under your nose?

ER – you ignorant slut, there are millions who would love to join TBP in order to abuse you (they gotta ask me first ’cause I called dibs). If we can reach only one or two percent of them we will have reached the bigtime.

I understand you are the world’s single largest user of mouthwash. Something to do with you gargling each time you go down on RE.

E-Clippeddick – I remember Smokey torching your ass. You put up an ok fight for a newbie. But you recall the outcome different than it was. You are a legend in your own mind. You are progressing, but I will have to stop being nice if you keep preening.

By the way, when they clipped you dick I understand they only left 2 inched. Is that right?

The defining characteristics of the English are a lazy, stupid people with the worst teeth on the planet due to eating poorly constructed dishes that most starving mongrels would not glance twice at.
And most of the English male population will never life up to the full potential of their y chromosome due to their being raised in a culture where taking it up the arse is to be considered the norm .

That said, the US did a great disservice to Western civilization by not bombing England into the stone age when we had the the heavy bombers of the 8th Air Force at Dijon France during WWII.
Instead of Dresden being left in a heap smoking ruins , it should have been the city London instead.
And the aristocratic instigator of two world wars Winston Churchill’s head would’ve fit a pike nicely.

P J O’Rourke on the (s)limey bastards

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Racial Characteristics:
Cold-blooded queers with nasty complexions and terrible teeth who once conquered half the world but still haven’t figured out central heating. They warm their beers and chill their baths and boil all their food, including bread. An intensely snobbish group, but who exactly they’re snubbing is an international mystery. Lately they’ve been getting their comeuppance world power-wise, as their shabby, antiquated, and bankrupt little back alley of a country slowly winds down like the ill-crafted clockwork playthings of which their undersized children are so fond. In fact, last year their entire government had to kiss the ass of the fat aboriginal nig-nog who runs Uganda to retrieve a single flit hack writer from the clutches of that august nation. They all have large collections of something useless like lamp finials or toad eggs, and they would have lost both world wars if it were not for us. They like to be spanked with canes and that’s just what they deserve.

Good Points:
It’s relatively easy to make yourself understood with them.

Proper Forms of Address:
Limey, lime-eater, pom, poof, sister-boy.

An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the English Character:
In his unpublished memoirs, Benjamin Disraeli tells the story of a political conference with then-Prime Minister William Gladstone, who habitually conducted such private discussions while being fellated by an able-bodied seaman of the Royal Navy. At one point during their talk, the sailor suddenly looked up from Gladstone’s penis and said, “Excuse me, Sir, but you’ve come.”
“By Jove, so I have,” said Gladstone, and he gave the tar a sovereign.

Colma, that made me laugh out loud.

Mexican? Not me, tweaker. You are a mental midget, Ecliptix543…. Classless mullet-clad angry, angry inch.

My Mexican friends could fuck you up. That is of course if you didn’t back-pedal and coyly say “oh I was kidding, man… ” which you would. Your belief that your brand of senseless, and frankly retarded, solutions would do anything but destroy any semblance of solidarity is infantile.

As for titling a post after anyone, even that imp English Rose, is “cool”, and I’ve said this of RE as well, is another testament to the fact that you are nothing but white trash with a bigger mouth than a brain or heart… or dick. Your guns won’t change that. Such titling is, in my mind, reserved for the guy who runs this blog, not some moron who can’t see passed his beer gut.

Fuck off, gomer. You chow cock.