EBT SYSTEM DOWN – FREE SHIT ARMY GETTING HUNGRY

Nothing like having a dry run for the coming shitstorm. With 50 million free-shitters piling into Wal-Marts across the land stocking up on Cheetos, Twizzlers, Mountain Dew, pork rinds, Slim Jims, ice cream, and cheese whiz on a daily basis, a little computer glitch with the old JP Morgan EBT system threatens to put the obese … Continue reading EBT SYSTEM DOWN – FREE SHIT ARMY GETTING HUNGRY