THE COYOTE

Hat Tip Boston Bob

 

The Coyote

 

California

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor.

The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

The running trail gets shut down for six months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area.

The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re the nature of coyotes.

PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.

 


Texas


The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent 50 cents on a .45 ACP hollow-point cartridge.

The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends,

is why California is broke

and Texas is not

 

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flash
flash
February 5, 2014 8:16 am

We the remnants of the Republic would do well to elect leaders in the mold of Lindbergh.

“We can have peace and security only so long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood, only so long as we guard ourselves against attack by foreign armies and dilution by foreign races.”
— Charles Lindbergh,’Aviation, Geography and Race’. (via hyperb0rean)

Charles Lindbergh warns of US entry into World War II

Charles Lindbergh warns that the Roosevelt Administration, Jewish and British interests have conspired to push the US into World War 2 againsts the interests of the American people
https://archive.org/details/CharlesLindbergWarnsOfUsEntryIntoWorldWarIi

America first
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Lindbergh#.22America_First.22_involvement

flash
flash
February 5, 2014 8:18 am

Still the tale wags the dog.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Lindbergh#.22America_First.22_involvement
In a speech at an America First rally at the Des Moines Coliseum on September 11, 1941, “Who Are the War Agitators?”, Lindbergh claimed the three groups, “pressing this country toward war [are] the British, the Jewish and the Roosevelt Administration” and said of Jewish groups,
“ Instead of agitating for war, the Jewish groups in this country should be opposing it in every possible way for they will be among the first to feel its consequences. Tolerance is a virtue that depends upon peace and strength. History shows that it cannot survive war and devastation.[130] ”

In the speech, he warned of the Jewish people’s “large ownership and influence in our motion pictures, our press, our radio and our government”. He went on to condemn Nazi Germany’s antisemitism: “No person with a sense of the dignity of mankind can condone the persecution of the Jewish race in Germany.” Lindbergh declared,
“ I am not attacking either the Jewish or the British people. Both races, I admire. But I am saying that the leaders of both the British and the Jewish races, for reasons which are as understandable from their viewpoint as they are inadvisable from ours, for reasons which are not American, wish to involve us in the war. We cannot blame them for looking out for what they believe to be their own interests, but we also must look out for ours. We cannot allow the natural passions and prejudices of other peoples to lead our country to destruction.[131] ”

The speech was heavily criticized as being anti-Semitic.[132] In response Lindbergh stated again he was not anti-Semitic, but he did not back away from his statements.

Lindbergh’s wife, Anne Morrow Lindbergh had concerns about the reaction to the speech and how it would affect his reputation, wrongfully in her view. From her diary:
“ … I have the greatest faith in [Lindbergh] as a person — in his integrity, his courage, and his essential goodness, fairness, and kindness — his nobility really … How then explain my profound feeling of grief about what he is doing? If what he said is the truth (and I am inclined to think it is), why was it wrong to state it? He was naming the groups that were pro-war. No one minds his naming the British or the Administration. But to name “Jew” is un-American — even if it is done without hate or even criticism. Why?[133]

bb
bb
February 5, 2014 8:20 am

The ruling class is using immigration as a weapon against European culture in hopes of destroying what is left of the Christian influence.It will end in a broken republic with parts of the
Country in a civil war.The elites have nothing but contempt for the so called…people of color..but they will use them to attack white culture and each other.This nation will break apart ,then burn and bleed like no other in history.This destruction has been planned and it is with the intent of getting rid of America and hope of setting up a one world government and economic system.No matter what they come.up with it will be satanic to the core.

sensetti
sensetti
February 5, 2014 8:40 am

bb says: The ruling class is using immigration as a weapon against European culture in hopes of destroying what is left of the Christian influence.

Bb I am almost sure Mexicans are Catholic. That’s the only up side, Europe is being invaded by Mooslums. All of Western Europe will have Mooslum majority’s in the near future. I”ll take the Mexicans any day.

Stucky
Stucky
February 5, 2014 8:41 am

” …my boss said, two wrongs don’t make a right…but two rights, make a left…” —– El Coyote

Your mom is wrong.

It actually takes THREE rights to make a left. Two rights (90 degrees times 2 = 180) will simply turn you around to the opposite direction.

Just sayin ”’

El Coyote
El Coyote
February 5, 2014 8:58 am

Stuck, did you see the comma after ‘two rights’?

Sens, they are officially a catholic country. Mormons have a few churches established. there was that vid I posted about the Santa Muerte group. And quite a few of us are protestant.

flash
flash
February 5, 2014 9:39 am

“Illegals Have Earned a Right to Be Citizens” Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson

Ms Haman should apply for amnesty … she hasn’t committed a crime in this country since the the initial one 37 years ago.

SAN DIEGO, Calif. (Feb. 4, 2014) — A woman who allegedly escaped a Michigan prison 37 years ago was arrested in San Diego Monday.

Judy Lynn Hayman, 60, was arrested at her apartment after Michigan corrections officials tipped off San Diego police.

Hayman initially claimed to be someone else and gave documents with an alias, but eventually admitted to her true identity under questioning, according to police.

http://fox17online.com/2014/02/04/alleged-michigan-escapee-arrested-after-37-years/

El Coyote
El Coyote
February 5, 2014 9:16 pm

Empires have a life cycle the same as human beings, commercial products, beauty queens, fads, businesses, dominant cultures, etc. We are not living in the movie groundhog day, flash, where every day for 10,000 years, your daily life and culture will remain intact. The day will come when no one will believe America ever had an empire. You think that eugenicist Lindberg wasn’t channeling Hitler? Hitler was at one time admired in the USA. Jews had to ‘agitate’ against him in the US, to get people to open their eyes to the truth. (bb is a better historian than I could ever dream of, check with him).

Regardless of my background, I and many blacks recall a time when white culture was dominant and normal. We loved American heroes, brands, idols, music and we believed in America’s place in God’s heart. You wish that time would go on forever, that we could somehow be transported back to Mayberry. I do too. It was a simpler time with peace and justice for all. But the young will not stand still, they will reject the life their parents lived. Have you read the fourth turning? It describes the cyclical nature of history. History does not stand still for anyone, flash. You would have to find that mythical time loop so that you can live in your favorite time.

I tried to warn you that gay marriage spells the destruction of the white culture but you prefer to blame the blacks and browns for the decline of white culture. Your culture is being destroyed from within. I doubt blacks and hispanics have that much influence on the media to promote our interests, if that were so, white people would be dancing cumbias and playing the accordion. Whites would be wearing their pants around their knees and drinking Tanqueray gin. No, this country will always have a separate but equal policy in place. Your attitude is no different from that of many whites, minorities are to be seen and not heard, preferably not seen either. Despite the fact that Teresa practically called me a hater for daring to criticize gays, I maintain that is the problem facing this country. You bitch about the cost of admitting one illegal onto the citizen rolls, have you considered the cost of adding a gay onto the social security rolls? There are many more gays than the 11 million illegals seeking to come out of the shadows while gays are coming out of the closet in droves, eager to qualify for disability and social security benefits.