THINGS THAT TAKE BALLS

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Hagar
Hagar
March 30, 2014 9:11 pm

Dumb. One doesn’t jump out of perfectly good airplanes or stationary buildings.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
March 30, 2014 9:15 pm

Hat tip to the Freedom Tower security detail, must be the same guys on duty on 9/11.

When I was a teenager we used to take the bus to NYC and sneak up to the top of the Citicorp building (the one that looks like a knife edge from the ground) and sit on this 30″ wide aluminum cap with out legs dangling over the edge. You could actually feel your guts trying to move away from the drop off. The head can override what the body wouldn’t do in a million years.

Sometimes the thrill is worth the risk.

KaD
KaD
March 30, 2014 10:41 pm

On at least two occasions I have been told, by guys, than I have more balls than them. That gets weird fast.

Hollow man
Hollow man
March 30, 2014 10:42 pm

Motocross and off road motorcycle racing.

llpoh
llpoh
March 30, 2014 11:03 pm

Amazing that people do not know the difference between stupid and brave.

Stupid:

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Brave:

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Bonus points to the first one to name the brave shown.

Real Politik
Real Politik
March 30, 2014 11:04 pm

On at least two occasions I have been told, by guys, than I have more balls than them. That gets weird fast. -KaD

Courage.

llpoh
llpoh
March 30, 2014 11:05 pm

Holy shite! Try again on the last two brave folks:

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Real Politik
Real Politik
March 30, 2014 11:23 pm

Balls are not testicular in common verbage as it relates to courage, but when a guy says you got balls has nothing to do with your chromosones. That bitch has balls is not, in todays vernaclular,have anything to do with sex.

El Coyote
El Coyote
March 30, 2014 11:28 pm

LLPOH, If you are going to post some quiz photos, best to rename the images.

Real Politik
Real Politik
March 30, 2014 11:35 pm

For once god of the dogs gets it right

llpoh
llpoh
March 30, 2014 11:43 pm

Coyote – you fucks are on the honor system and are not supposed to cheat.

But seeing as you owned up to looking, it is obvious you are ignorant of the identities of these three great and brave Americans.

Too bad the the first photo of the second soldier obscures his chest – it is friggin’ covered in medals.

Both of those soldiers would have been best to have left alone. Deadly bastards they were.

Re the first, here is one bit of trivia about him: “The next morning, 28 dead Germans were found at the scene of the fight: the same number of shots (he) said that he fired “. Yikes. 28 shots. 28 dead Germans. Pretty good ratio. I want someone like him on my side when the zombies arrive.

The second soldier is considered to have killed around 240 Germans, about 50 of which happened in one battle/skirmish. Not counting the very many more he dead that he responsible for indirectly.

The girl did not kill anyone, to my knowledge.

SSS
SSS
March 30, 2014 11:43 pm

Alvin York, Audie Murphy, Helen Keller.

Real Politik
Real Politik
March 31, 2014 12:00 am

that what we want to be and that what you aren’t.

grow some balls (courage)

Laser sights have been trained on me. Yet history will not record me.

El Coyote
El Coyote
March 31, 2014 12:06 am
SSS
SSS
March 31, 2014 12:10 am

“Helen Keller aside, the others were kids who were brainwashed to become killers. They should be pitied, not worshipped.”
—-Zara

Precious few share your view, especially this guy ………….

“There is nothing in life so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.”
—-Winston Churchill

El Coyote
El Coyote
March 31, 2014 12:10 am
El Coyote
El Coyote
March 31, 2014 12:21 am

llpoh says:

“Coyote – you fucks are on the honor system and are not supposed to cheat.”

I did not participate but clued you in on an oversight. SSS got the names, what’d he win?

Besides, the local theater has a pic of Murphy in the hallway along with pics of Rhett and Scarlett, Ben and Mrs. Robinson.

Real Politik
Real Politik
March 31, 2014 12:21 am

“There is nothing in life so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.”
—-Winston Churchill- -WAF

As if you know this WAF

Real Politik
Real Politik
March 31, 2014 12:23 am

Tell you what, Golf Boy, stand in my shoes.

SSS
SSS
March 31, 2014 12:51 am

“As if you know this WAF (referring to Churchill).”

“Tell you what, Golf Boy, stand in my shoes.”

—-quotes from Real Politik above

WTF? Are those comments directed at me? You didn’t say. But if so, why do I need to stand in your shoes? And what’s a WAF?

SSS
SSS
March 31, 2014 1:21 am

“THINGS THAT TAKE BALLS”
—-title of the article

Well, I still have a lot to learn, but this stunt of jumping off a building doesn’t fit my definition of the title of the article.

As for the people who willingly signed a declaration of freedom from tyranny that ended with “our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor” and KNEW that was exactly what they would lose if their cause was lost. That’s my purest definition of “things that take balls.”

SSS
SSS
March 31, 2014 1:31 am

Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse, Red Cloud, and (a guess) Chief Joseph.

Note. There is no known authenticated photo of Crazy Horse. None. Zero. Zip.

Real Politik
Real Politik
March 31, 2014 1:31 am

i have it that your a bit of a weenie -SSS

Real Politik
Real Politik
March 31, 2014 1:34 am

Go ahead, try, I own you. Bitch.

SSS
SSS
March 31, 2014 1:34 am

Damn. The 4th photo is Geronimo. Yes, I cheated and looked it up.

Real Politik
Real Politik
March 31, 2014 1:36 am

Phone signals

Dont even try.

Real Politik
Real Politik
March 31, 2014 1:39 am

Damn. The 4th photo is Geronimo. Yes, I cheated and looked it up.-SSS

You are not even close

Real Politik
Real Politik
March 31, 2014 1:45 am

How does it feel Sss to know yiou signed a pact only to realize your an idiot?

SSS
SSS
March 31, 2014 1:56 am

“i have it that your a bit of a weenie -SSS. Go ahead, try, I own you. Bitch.”
—-Real Politik

Ah, another misguided, bedraggled peasant whose presence on Earth will be remembered no longer than an hour after his casket is lowered into the ground. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an early morning tee time with gentlemen of substance.

Llpoh
Llpoh
March 31, 2014 2:53 am

Zara – for fuck sake, those men were supremely brave warriors. They really deserve the honors bestowed upon them. What they managed in the face of immediate death ranks with any brave deed ever done by any human.

bb
bb
March 31, 2014 4:35 am

Lipoh ,SSS , .one big AMEN.Those men were brave in all it means.My grandfather could tell some stories about the men he fought with in WW2.HE didn’t talk much about his own bravery of going up the beach at Omaha and all the way to Berlin were they stopped and let the Russians take the city.He never considered himself a hero but he always thought the men he served with were the real heroes ,especially the ones that died.

sensetti
sensetti
March 31, 2014 7:27 am

Name this injun.

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It’s Chief Ass sphincter leaksalot

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This is brave ass packer and his squaw crazy bitch got a dick.

sensetti
sensetti
March 31, 2014 7:39 am

This is the most freighting I’ve ever done. Sitting on a 1200 hundred pound animal that’s blowing up underneath you, the shear power is unbelievable.

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sensetti
sensetti
March 31, 2014 7:41 am

The most frightening thing I’ve ever done.

El Coyote
El Coyote
March 31, 2014 8:48 am

Sensetti, your a nice guy otherwise, how is dressing the O as an Indian chieftain offensive? Unless you mean to offend Indians.

Stucky
Stucky
March 31, 2014 9:58 am

“Yikes. 28 shots. 28 dead Germans. Pretty good ratio.” ———– llpoh

Yeah, that’s really groovy, man. Andrew Jackson, aka Indian Killer, aka Sharp Knife, killed thousands of Injuns pretty effectively as well. You happy about that too?

Stucky
Stucky
March 31, 2014 10:00 am

There is nothing more disgustingly offensive that a wrinkled old hag making sexual jokes. I’m looking at you Betty White. Sticking a dick in THAT vagina … now that takes balls!

Llpoh
Llpoh
March 31, 2014 4:22 pm

Stuck – war is hell. Sgt York was abnormally good at it. I suppose it would have been better he missed? Not for him.

What Jackson did was genocide.

El Coyote
El Coyote
March 31, 2014 8:08 pm

T4C says:

“There is nothing more disgustingly offensive that a wrinkled old hag making sexual jokes.”

and

“There is nothing more disgustingly offensive that a wrinkled old man making sexual jokes.”

Older folks make the best jokes, young people go for crude or gross out. I know, I had to endure listening to gross out sexual jokes around my fellow GI’s. However, I find Betty’s joke hilarious.

El Coyote
El Coyote
March 31, 2014 8:36 pm

sensetti says:

“The most frightening thing I’ve ever done.”

You da man, Sensetti.