This guy.
Why not Dumb as a Rock and Rocks can’t catch
Dr.Bombay, Dr.Bombay, come right away!
Generic Diet Dr.Pepper
Bones.
Dr. Rosenrosen.
Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies
This National Socialist
Dr. Rumack
Moe. He can keep the other stooges in line.
Excellent (and, better) choices!!
I nominate snowmen.
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This doctor really seems to have his shit together.
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ebola snowman
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Ho Lee Fuk. So solly.
What are you talking about? We have a lawyer on top of this. Ron Burgundy will have this shit on lock. Ebama will probably cease and desist all illegal pandemic activities once he gets his briefs in order.
I bet Ebama and Marburg and Salmonella and Rubella and the HIV are all shaking in their protein coats.
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I’ll take this guy any day.
Doctor Kevorkian
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Dr. West from Reanimator
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The original Doctor Frankenstein
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Doctor Hannibal Lecter
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Hey, as long as you’re not his particular type of prey, I bet Doc Lecter would be great! I would trust him any day-as long as I made painfully clear to him I’m not a threat, don’t care about his thing with that FBI agent and the face eating, I’m not prey, and I really, really respect his genius and really, really just want my Ebama treatment. And if he wants to eat anyone at CDC or in DC, that’s perfectly fine by me.
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Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing: I’m Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology and other related tendencies. A graduate of the University of Rangoon. And assorted night classes at the Knoxville Tennessee school of faith healing.
J.J. McClure: You may be a little over qualified for this job.
Hey, he studied at Rangoon. He’s probably great!
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Sheila Jackson Lee… No reason to ban Ebola travelers until it’s an epidemic?
Oh my lord…
See, it’s exactly these kinds of 60 IQ motherfuckers that will kill us all…
I propose The Honorable Congresshole be seated next to some ebola carrying Liberian on her next flight… her whole family can show how difficult it is to catch Ebola by volunteering to be flight attendants on the planes carrying ebola patients to and from the US… along with the HNIC, the chief Spokeshole for the CDC, Clipboard Man and any other member of the Honorable Order of Media Assclowns who try to downplay the seriousness of this shit…
Until these stupid fucks decide to cowboy up and make some adult decisions based on reasoning grounded in reality, then they are directly implicit in the deaths of every American who dies from this shit… and should be hung from a gibbet. Stupid should leave a mark…
Laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.
Now, crying because it is NOT FUNNY.
Sheila Jackson Lee… No reason to ban Ebola travelers until it’s an epidemic?
At which time Hillary will then say—
We have a raging epidemic, restrict travel?? AT THIS POINT IN TIME WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE??
In some countries your name has some meaning that describes you. —- So
new name for the HNIC Barack Kevorkian Obama — He who brings DEATH!!!
CHANGE —– He never ever said it would be change you were going to like.
FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE THE UNITED STATES— Yea were getting that in spades.
Comment from Zero Hedge
Here are several recommendations that will be far more effective in enhancing the US response to the Ebola situation.
1) Fire Frieden for incompetence;
2) Divert CDC budget allocations for bicycle helmet usage and any other NON-DISEASE public health issue directly to research on Ebola vaccine development.
3) Fire Lurie, the admin responsible for HHS response to Ebola:
4) Cancel the $400+ million contract Lurie awarded to a Democrat campaign contributor and re-direct those funds to Ebola vaccine research.
5) Pursue criminal indictments against Frieden and Lurie for criminal incompetence.
6) Publicly tar and feather Klain and threaten a public hanging for any other “Ebola Czar” appointed by the Obama administration who is nothing more than a political hack appointed to engage in political gestures.
There’s more we can do. But starting with these actions would enhance the American public’s belief that there is not a crisis and that Ebola can be safely and effectively managed.
I could support moe, at least he was a bit smarter than the other stooges