How come the ladies can purchase a great body and great sex for $5, but the men get screwed again for the same meal. Still I would go with 2, 5 and 6. I could make it work from there.
Bob.
Persnickety
October 22, 2014 11:06 am
I will take options 1-10. I don’t care about your budget, I’ll issue bonds for the overage. It works for Congress, it can work for me.
Administrator
Author
October 22, 2014 11:09 am
A dude from Trinidad?
Administrator
Author
October 22, 2014 11:11 am
I don’t have to build my ideal woman.
I already have her.
I wonder how many points that’ll get me?
dilligaf
October 22, 2014 11:16 am
1,2, and 5.. Then play your cards right and you will get the rest for free.
Sensetti
October 22, 2014 11:27 am
Men this is a much watch video. Rules I am living by.
Trini
A caring and thoughtful person, who is the best friend ever. Everyone needs a Trini in their life.
Funny how “Smart” will cost you $3 for the guy but “Intelligent” costs $2 in a woman. For great sex, the two are reversed. Things that make you go hmmm….
I showed the hot crazy/matrix to my son. Important lesson there.
ASIG
October 22, 2014 6:18 pm
That’s one sadistic accountant to come up with a budget like that.
Gubmint Cheese
October 22, 2014 8:45 pm
I’m glad my $5.00 bought much more back 20 years ago.
EC
October 22, 2014 9:20 pm
My buddy said he had a friend who married a model, everyone asked him or gushed, what’s it like being married to a model? He said it sucked, you can’t touch her hair, she just had it done, can’t mess up her makeup, don’t rumple the dress…
Gimme PJ with her cute flipper arms any day..
zombiedawg
October 22, 2014 9:39 pm
$5 for dirty little bitch 😉
Do me!
WrenX
October 22, 2014 9:48 pm
I’ll take Smart, Faithful and Great Job for $5, Alex.
I’d pay $3 to get rid of tatoos.
EC
October 22, 2014 11:11 pm
Break own and buy her that $5000 boob jobbie. Of course, she’ll be gone as soon as another sucker comes along to pay for the Kim Glutes.
bb
October 22, 2014 11:15 pm
EC ,become a pervert . That’s how to get good trashy women
Buckhed
October 22, 2014 11:47 pm
On old man told me that the worst day of his life was when he saw a beautiful lady and the first thought that crossed his mind was ” I wonder if she can cook ” ?
llpoh
October 22, 2014 11:48 pm
I am gonna have to borrow a dollar or two. It will be worth it.
Ummm, better make that three.
llpoh
October 22, 2014 11:49 pm
Buckhed – you mis-spelled cock.
EC
October 22, 2014 11:59 pm
Buckhed, that was me, on the following day I saw another young woman and wondered if her mom could cook.
BUCKHED
October 23, 2014 12:01 am
LLPOH…..LOL……I I bet the old man had wished that was the case.
SSS
October 23, 2014 12:02 am
Bunch of fucking dumbasses in math and logic on this site. Here’s the mathematical and logical answers to this quiz which will lead to a successful relationship.
Woman: #2 Good Cook $1, #5 Loyal $2, and #7 Intelligent $2. Total is $5.
Man: #4 Smart $3, #8 Faithful $1, and #10 Great Job $1. Total is $5.
You can’t TEACH pretty (woman) and good-looking (man), but those two terms are in the eyes of the beholder anyway. The rest of the lists for both sexes is either doable such as gorgeous/great body, or choices such as kids and tattoos, or teachable such as the sex stuff.
One thing is strictly inherent: intelligence. It’s either there or it isn’t. Period. If you prefer someone who’s great in bed, but is dumber than a tree stump, keep the divorce papers handy. Me, I prefer a lively discussion of the theory of relativity after a romp in the hay.
Heh. I win.
dilligaf
October 23, 2014 12:04 am
what can i get for 5 silver dollars?
llpoh
October 23, 2014 12:11 am
SSS is now so old I guess he has forgotten about the importance of good in the sack. Without that it is pretty hard to have a great marriage. I agree with his choices, but that is why I need to borrow the $3 dollars. Hell, in a pinch I will even give up good cook for a dollar, so I only need $2.
Anyone loan me $2 out of their budget? Come on guys, it is for a good cause.
llpoh
October 23, 2014 12:11 am
dilligaf – At current rates, a good case of the clap.
llpoh
October 23, 2014 12:13 am
SSS – good in the sack cannot always be taught. They gotta want to enjoy it. And there are a lot out there that do not. It is risky as hell going down that path. Try before you buy, and buyer beware in any event.
WrenX
October 23, 2014 1:00 am
It helps to start with a virgin, if you want good in the sack. Teach her what you like, she’ll oblige.
SSS
October 23, 2014 1:18 am
“It helps to start with a virgin, if you want good in the sack. Teach her what you like, she’ll oblige.”
—-WrenX
You’re a wise person. Note that my selections for a man match yours.
“Man: #4 Smart $3, #8 Faithful $1, and #10 Great Job $1. Total is $5.”
You said, “I’ll take Smart, Faithful and Great Job for $5.”
Administrator
Author
October 23, 2014 6:27 am
I wonder if she is intelligent and can cook?
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Wyoming Mike
October 23, 2014 1:50 pm
I’ll pander. #1,2,7.
Dr. Stucky's Teaching Assistant
October 24, 2014 12:20 am
Math is only easy in the classroom, in real life math is hard.
I don’t want to be accused of chauvinism. The TBP Ladies get to play too.
Anybody got a few extra bucks I can borrow?
This can’t be done for less than $10.
Trini ?
Hi
How come the ladies can purchase a great body and great sex for $5, but the men get screwed again for the same meal. Still I would go with 2, 5 and 6. I could make it work from there.
Bob.
I will take options 1-10. I don’t care about your budget, I’ll issue bonds for the overage. It works for Congress, it can work for me.
A dude from Trinidad?
I don’t have to build my ideal woman.
I already have her.
I wonder how many points that’ll get me?
1,2, and 5.. Then play your cards right and you will get the rest for free.
Men this is a much watch video. Rules I am living by.
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Try again
http://youtu.be/F_JNYzXo5Og
Had to look it up in Urban Dictionary:
Trini
A caring and thoughtful person, who is the best friend ever. Everyone needs a Trini in their life.
Funny how “Smart” will cost you $3 for the guy but “Intelligent” costs $2 in a woman. For great sex, the two are reversed. Things that make you go hmmm….
These are your extremes.
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Sensetti,
I saw this video a while ago, very funny. How did you make out in court? I hope your not still hung over.
Bob.
1, 6 & 10
Ghetto women would build their ideal guy as follows: $3 for #5, save the change for Takis.
I’ll play by the rules: #1 and #8.
I’ll take #1 #2 & #10
Number ten twice and a number 2 ought to about do it
#1, #2 & #10.
I notice that trait #7 is not a priority with you mutts in here.
I have been married and now a little
wiser. I pick 2 ,5 and 7 .That’s the ideal woman for a budget of 5.I can fantasize about the rest.
Bob
Went off without a hitch. Head was fine this am.
Thanks for asking
What, the options are missing flat head and no teeth!
Rofl
I showed the hot crazy/matrix to my son. Important lesson there.
That’s one sadistic accountant to come up with a budget like that.
I’m glad my $5.00 bought much more back 20 years ago.
My buddy said he had a friend who married a model, everyone asked him or gushed, what’s it like being married to a model? He said it sucked, you can’t touch her hair, she just had it done, can’t mess up her makeup, don’t rumple the dress…
Gimme PJ with her cute flipper arms any day..
$5 for dirty little bitch 😉
Do me!
I’ll take Smart, Faithful and Great Job for $5, Alex.
I’d pay $3 to get rid of tatoos.
Break own and buy her that $5000 boob jobbie. Of course, she’ll be gone as soon as another sucker comes along to pay for the Kim Glutes.
EC ,become a pervert . That’s how to get good trashy women
On old man told me that the worst day of his life was when he saw a beautiful lady and the first thought that crossed his mind was ” I wonder if she can cook ” ?
I am gonna have to borrow a dollar or two. It will be worth it.
Ummm, better make that three.
Buckhed – you mis-spelled cock.
Buckhed, that was me, on the following day I saw another young woman and wondered if her mom could cook.
LLPOH…..LOL……I I bet the old man had wished that was the case.
Bunch of fucking dumbasses in math and logic on this site. Here’s the mathematical and logical answers to this quiz which will lead to a successful relationship.
Woman: #2 Good Cook $1, #5 Loyal $2, and #7 Intelligent $2. Total is $5.
Man: #4 Smart $3, #8 Faithful $1, and #10 Great Job $1. Total is $5.
You can’t TEACH pretty (woman) and good-looking (man), but those two terms are in the eyes of the beholder anyway. The rest of the lists for both sexes is either doable such as gorgeous/great body, or choices such as kids and tattoos, or teachable such as the sex stuff.
One thing is strictly inherent: intelligence. It’s either there or it isn’t. Period. If you prefer someone who’s great in bed, but is dumber than a tree stump, keep the divorce papers handy. Me, I prefer a lively discussion of the theory of relativity after a romp in the hay.
Heh. I win.
what can i get for 5 silver dollars?
SSS is now so old I guess he has forgotten about the importance of good in the sack. Without that it is pretty hard to have a great marriage. I agree with his choices, but that is why I need to borrow the $3 dollars. Hell, in a pinch I will even give up good cook for a dollar, so I only need $2.
Anyone loan me $2 out of their budget? Come on guys, it is for a good cause.
dilligaf – At current rates, a good case of the clap.
SSS – good in the sack cannot always be taught. They gotta want to enjoy it. And there are a lot out there that do not. It is risky as hell going down that path. Try before you buy, and buyer beware in any event.
It helps to start with a virgin, if you want good in the sack. Teach her what you like, she’ll oblige.
“It helps to start with a virgin, if you want good in the sack. Teach her what you like, she’ll oblige.”
—-WrenX
You’re a wise person. Note that my selections for a man match yours.
“Man: #4 Smart $3, #8 Faithful $1, and #10 Great Job $1. Total is $5.”
You said, “I’ll take Smart, Faithful and Great Job for $5.”
I wonder if she is intelligent and can cook?
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I’ll pander. #1,2,7.
Math is only easy in the classroom, in real life math is hard.