WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Warning!!! We have piss, shit and obese boomers on power scooters.

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It’s not often pulled up grey socks are the 2nd worst lower leg accessory on someone, but you’ve managed to pull that feat off.

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Fun food-fight hypothetical coming at ya! Would you rather (A) buy and eat that meat or (B) wear that shirt everyday for the rest of your life? Choose wisely, you don’t know what type of powers I might have.

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Sweetie, there are a few aisles I’d recommend you visit before picking out your rice and soups.

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I sincerely hope you two are some sort of bizarre couple because I’m not sure I can wrap my head around the probability that you two are strangers that just so happen to be standing close enough together to get a picture of at the same time. That would be like Godzilla and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles all just chilling by the pool together. It would have to be planned.

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Well that is super gross. Honestly even Halloween costume companies haven’t even gotten that nasty to design this type of scary wig. Looks like a dirty animal nest.

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Well, at least you can’t yell at her for mislabeling her products. That’s poison everyone and remember, poison kills.

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I can’t tell if he has his bare ass out or if the back airbags both deployed….what’s that? Those scooters don’t have airbags? Well, then I guess we know our answer.

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Biker gangs in 2014 just don’t have the same intimidation level as they once did.

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Well somebody better wash this dirty girl…

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Another magical Walmart proposal. I was going to propose to my fiance in Walmart too, but I wanted her to say “yes” so I went another route. 

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Sure it gives you some added height but good luck dunking in those heels. You ain’t no Juwanna Mann, I can tell you that much.

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Dr. Stucky's Teaching Assistant
Dr. Stucky's Teaching Assistant
October 25, 2014 3:57 pm

bb likes his piss bag – it comes in handy on the long haul fedex trips. he strapped it on to the wrong leg, though.

llpoh
llpoh
October 26, 2014 8:41 pm

Well, that is really some disturbing shit right there.

I think the guy in the pink platform high heels was this weeks winner.

The world is truly fucked.

You can no longer say boys and girls in some schools, out of fear some he-she-it will be offended, and you have these cretins walking/riding around demanding they be considered “normal”.

There should be an open season on these fucks.