WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Sometimes I think it would be nice to just go whenever and wherever. But then I think about that rubber tube going into my peehole and wince like a little bitch.

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I bet you didn’t know Batman drives a pedo-van. I can see through that black and yellow paint. You aren’t fooling anyone.

97

This dude’s ass has a full beard. Let that sentence marinate overnight…

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Looks like we are a few PBRs and a cigarette away from a legit PoWM party!

96

Thongs no longer become sexy when you don’t want to see the ass that is wearing them

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If you were going for the pregnant stripper on meth look I think you killed it.

89

The way she’s clenching those buttcheeks I think there’s much more than shorts up in those biscuits.

91

I honestly can’t tell where her hair ends and her person begins.

81

I always thought April showers bring May flowers but I guess Axl Rose is here to squash that one.

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I feel like I should walk over and take a dump on the floor so that entire roll of toilet paper hanging out of your pants doesn’t go to waste…

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That moment when you realize the weekend is over and just say f*ck it.

83

Looks like someone forgot to take the wrapper off of their biscuit…

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5 Comments
b b
b b
November 22, 2014 10:16 am

Good stuff , kill Bill likes seeing his kin folk.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
November 22, 2014 11:09 pm

hey, b b, you might have a shot at preggo stripper. a traveling man like you should have no problem locating the girl of your dreams. speaking of which:

Erazno says – I wear a condom while I sleep, that way I won’t get the girl of my dreams pregnant.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
November 23, 2014 1:10 am

Ten bucks says that preggo stripper is a HE. bb would not want to see what’s under that short skirt.

dilligaf
November 23, 2014 1:15 am

“bb would not want to see what’s under that short skirt.”

or would he…..

varnelius
varnelius
November 24, 2014 12:12 pm

I didn’t know Michelle Obama shops at Walmart….. (#8)

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