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Biden and Poroshenko

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Tommy
Tommy
November 24, 2014 12:35 pm

What we have is special….besides, he’s got reggie.

Dirtscratcher
Dirtscratcher
November 24, 2014 12:36 pm

Biden: “Wow! those Russian dating sites really work!”

Tommy
Tommy
November 24, 2014 12:37 pm

Uh, no….I mean…..its just an eskimo kiss – seriously……he insisted.

Tommy
Tommy
November 24, 2014 12:38 pm

Yes, yes….of course I brought lube, silly!

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
November 24, 2014 1:00 pm

Poroshenko: Is it true Moo-Shell has a penis ?

Biden: Yes and it’s bigger than yours !

Hollow man
Hollow man
November 24, 2014 1:06 pm

Look we are moving as fast as we can. I figure we can hand control of the world over is 3 to 5 years tops. We have dumbed down the population as much as we can. We just can’t keep that Ron Paul quite. He gets them stirred up by reminding citizens what America should be about The asshole has principles too. Very hard to deal with comrade

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
November 24, 2014 1:13 pm

With or without handcuffs Jo-Jo you silly savage.

Erasmus Le Dolt
Erasmus Le Dolt
November 24, 2014 1:36 pm

No silly, I’ve never done the Crisco Disco.

Tommy
Tommy
November 24, 2014 1:51 pm

This is the best job I ever had…..ever. Me too!

Billy
Billy
November 24, 2014 2:13 pm

“I see you solved the halitosis problem…”

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“No tongues, unless you brushed your teeth..”

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“Your breath smells like Barry’s dick”
“Oh? How would you know what his dick smells like?”
“Touché.”

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“I’ve got a bottle of Anal Lube and Viagra back at the hotel..”
“Done deal… I’ll bring the coke.”

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“Did you get dentures?”
“How did you know?”
“I can tell. Never been gummed before..”

paleoman
paleoman
November 24, 2014 4:15 pm

Kiss me you fool!!!!

card802
card802
November 24, 2014 4:20 pm

Coming out of the closet together…..

“This is a big fucking deal”

PeaceOut
PeaceOut
November 24, 2014 4:30 pm

Yo Poro, this time your the catcher!

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
November 24, 2014 10:30 pm

My hands are tied till after the election [Wink Wink].

Hallie
Hallie
November 25, 2014 3:18 am

Hey, Petro, my man. My son, Hunter, thanks you! But really, Burisma Holdings is small pickin’s, so meet me at the FED. You won’t be disappointed.