[A]n unfortunately large number of people who are fully convinced that police brutality and police state America are solely black community issues and white people should mind their own business because these things don’t affect them. Then of course there’s this other large group of people, the “cops are just doing their jobs” and “being a cop is so stressful” and “there isn’t actually a problem, it’s being blown out of proportion” people. I wanted to do something for both these groups of people, to help them see reality, to help them see the absurdity of their positions, and to reinforce my previous post. Both groups are doing harm to a cause that is ultimately going to decide whether future America will be a free country or not. They need to get back in touch with reality. So, without further adieu, I give you my list…
Things that cops in America will shoot you to death for holding/doing:
- A toy gun (this one everyone knows about)
- A Wii remote (while standing in his own house) – white guy
- A wallet – white guy
- A pill bottle
- A baby (no joke) – white guy
- A Bible – white guy
- A sandwich
- An umbrella – white guy
- A hairbrush (you get 20 rounds into you for a hairbrush)
- A pizza (you just can’t make this stuff up)
- A BB gun (in the sporting goods section of Wal-Mart, while purchasing it)
- A garden hose – white guy
- A book (while reading it in your own car)
- Absolutely nothing – white guy
- Absolutely nothing again (getting shot two separate times this time) – white guy
- And again (137 shots fired this time, in a school parking lot)
- And again – white guy
- For walking in your own driveway (and shot more for good measure after you fall to the ground) – hispanic guy
- For sleeping in your own bed
- For sleeping in your own bed again – white guy
- For trying to retire in peace – white guy
- For laying face down in you own livingroom (I love a good SWAT execution)- white guy
- 100+ shots for driving a blue Toyota Tacoma while cops were looking for a gray Nissan Titan – hispanic ladies
Hedge clippers and a rake can also do you in. It used to be you only got executed if your neighbor called the cops to say you had barricaded yourself in your own house, ah the good old days.
It’s a good thing holding your dick is not on the list or poor ole Stucky would have gotten his ass capped long ago.
Wrong.
More often than not, I actually trip over my dick.
Size matters.
I think the Vonderitt Myers “holding a sandwich” contention has been disproven.
Stuck are you sure that’s not your shoe lace?
But if you are not doing anything wrong then you have nothing to worry about, right?
I guess we all have to start dressing up in full Muslim regalia; I have yet to hear of a pig filling a haji full of lead… Might get a jihad put on them…
I hate cops and their stupid god complex as much as the next freedom loving American, but I have to tell you that I hate dirty. liberal pigs bleating on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about white privilege, racists and bullshit even more. These asshats took me, a guy who hates cops, and pushed me over to the cop side. It’s time to spray for cockroaches. After we get rid of the bug problem, then we can worry about the bad cops.
Wrong.
More often than not, I actually trip over my dick.
Size matters.
Eh… it was more “stepped on your dick” than tripped…
And you forget to tell people you have abnormally short legs… more like your feet are attached directly to your butt…
Billy and Stucky taking a piss;
Billy: “Damn, the water is cold.”
Stucky: “Deep, too!”
I thought Stuck was never going to read a cop thread again.
“I thought Stuck was never going to read a cop thread again.” ———Llpoh
Did you graduate from a NJ school?
I said STARTING IN THE NEW YEAR.
Stucky says: Billy and Stucky taking a piss;
What’s the scene, are you guys pissing into a coffee cup on the table?
The government will use all of this to start a race war, then declare martial law. Convenient as the government militarized the cops to get this result, the result they wanted as the economy collapsed. People are suckers.