Santa Claus is comin’…to town! Who needs reindeer when a perfectly good steed (complete with a Santa hat) does the trick?
I’m a tad surprised to find a clown in Walmart, but not shocked at all to find her in the booze section of Walmart. Not a surprise there. I think I’d have to pound a case of beer before I even laced up my gigantic red shoes for the day.
2 days ’til Christmas everybody! But real question here, what would you do if this Santa came down your chimney this year? Like you would be hella confused, but then he does have presents for you so you probably don’t want to judge him right to his face so you just offer some cookies and hope it’s over quickly.
Grabbing some lunch in the drive-thru lane. Kid is in such a hurry he is just perched up on the handle bar there. Ain’t nobody got time to be putting legs through the cart for safety!
When you got a bod like that shirts are optional everywhere. Walmart, work, church, restaurants, you name it – shirts optional for this guy.
You know what I love about ugly Christmas sweaters? It’s that women over 50 have no idea they are ugly Xmas sweaters. They just think they are some good looking sweaters. It’s the best. 3 days people, get jolly!
I can see your butt. Also, stop buying posters of One Direction or Bieber or whatever…unless you plan on wrapping the poster around your butt, then perhaps go ahead with your purchase.
If you need advice I’d ask this lady. Clearly she has the “key” to life. Or maybe the “key” to success? Maybe even the “key” to someone’s heart. I bet she sings in the right “key”? I think you get my point.
You must think very highly of yourself to assume anyone wants any part of your weird beanie hat, checkered shoes and hand that looks more like a poorly drawn penis.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
Ugh… fat chick whippin out her boob to feed her kid… in Walmart…
Really.. nobody wants to see that shit. That’s what breast pumps and bottles are for. You prepare before going to the store to prevent this exact type of fuckery from taking place….
Whipping out a tit in public to feed your kid is undignified… unless you’re working a rice paddy somewhere, standing next to the family water buffalo and wearing a coolie hat…
Poor kid in the cart is holding his head, probably to keep it from exploding… he’s scarred for life, I bet.
Nobody wants to see some fat bitch’s tits when they’re shopping… that’s just horrifying…
Don’t be a tit hater. Gays might be offended at seeing heterosexual PDA but what does it say of you to see a kid using a tit in the proper fashion?
Is this what we get in modern America, land of the free? Free from Religion, Sex, and Offensive Women?
@ EC
I don’t “hate” tits and I resent you saying that I do. Fuck off and go eat a bag ‘O dicks…
I think some 4-foot-nothin’, lard-assed 200+ lb galoompah in Walmart has no earthly business hanging her shit out in the fuckin’ Hardware Aisle ’cause her spawn starts whining…
It’s undignified. It’s why they made breast pumps and bottles. Because nobody wants to see your flabby tits hanging out. And I notice that it’s only the morbidly obese fat fucks that do this type of thing outside of a fucking rice paddy…. “It’s my God-given right to let the world see my blobby tits because I have to “feed” my kids!”
What a load of shit… If I dropped trou and nailed my wife on the floor of the Produce Section in a Kroger’s – just using my dick in the proper fashion and for it’s intended purpose, procreation – you think I could get away with it? I’d have to hire some effete fag or diesel dyke “Civil Rights” lawyers to sue Kroger’s when the fucking cops arrest me…
Because hey, we’re all absolutely equal in all respects, right? Because I have a God-given right to be able to have kids, right? And nobody should be able to tell me when and where my wife and I can try to have more kids, right? Because EQUALITY AND EGALITARIANISM, right?
And, for the record, when was the last time I said I gave two flying fucks about what the Butt Pirates and Rug Munchers think? About anything? They’re even worse than that flabby titted Snorlax, if that’s even possible…
Is this what we get in modern America, land of the free? Free from Religion, Sex, and Offensive Women?
The America the Framers envisioned only works when you have a moral, ethical society to begin with… when it’s full of whiny-assed hedonists, fags, atheists, butthurt minorities, etc, all pushing their version of radical individualism on everyone else, you end up with a cluster fuck of monumental proportions that will end badly…
Which is pretty much what we have now…
Congratulations for being part of the fucking problem.
“Congratulations for being part of the fucking problem.”
What’s the fucking problem asshole? Unless ou meant your problem. Is there anything you don’t resent? Tits are not for sex, your wanger is. In different times certain parts of the female anatomy have been considered provocative. Should they hide their necks or ankles to spare your delicate sensibilities?
What’s the fucking problem asshole? Unless ou meant your problem. Is there anything you don’t resent?
Yes. There are things I do not resent. And it’s not my problem, Bag of Douche.
Tits are not for sex, your wanger is.
Oh, I see! It’s okay for you to equate hetero PDA’s and what the fags and dykes think about them with the situation, but when I bring up hetero procreation on the floor of a Kroger’s, that’s somehow different, right?
Fucking hypocrite…
In different times certain parts of the female anatomy have been considered provocative. Should they hide their necks or ankles to spare your delicate sensibilities?
Times change. People do not.
Only the most warped individuals I can conjure up from the most depraved, filthy corners of my imagination could possibly enjoy the sight of a morbidly obese woman flopping her tits out in a Walmart for ANY reason…
That’s some sick shit right there… I don’t care how you fucking want to parse it away or justify it or whatever euphemisms you apply to it… a fat bitch in Walmart with her tits hanging out is disgusting…
It’s got nothing whatsoever to do with my alleged “delicate sensibilities” and everything to do with the fact that you side with the radical individualists – the same shit that is killing this fucking country.
Don’t think I didn’t notice you intentionally avoiding the very true and valid point that the US system only works when we have an ethical, moral society. Might as well add in “homogenous” to that list as well…
What we have now is cluster fuckery that causes my head to almost explode on a daily basis, just from the sheer douchebaggery of shit like Fat Tits Walmart Bitch…
Because she’s the exact type I cannot fucking stand… the ones who crab and bitch about “equality”, then insist on preferential treatment – playing the Wymyn Card – simply because they have a vag and the ability to grunt out offspring.. and hanging your tits out in Walmart and getting a Free Pass IS “preferential treatment”…
You just know in your heart of hearts, your deepest soul, that if you dared say something about She Of The Flabby Tits, you’d be subject to a harangue about “Wymyn’s Rights” or some shit for about a half an hour… when we all know it’s about attention, or lack of it.
A clipped-hair, short, morbidly obese female you would normally avoid wouldn’t hang her tits out in public, in a desperate attempt at gaining some type of attention, would she? Nooooooo, never fucking happen… never in a million years…. and then use some bullshit, invented “rights” as a fig leaf or justification? Noooooo….
Billy, you just have to chalk it up as fuel for the coming bonfire and let it go. The engine of doom is well and truly on the downhill slope now and there are no brakes. Trying to push it back up the hill will only break you. Enjoy the relative normalcy now while avoiding as many sheep as possible. Those left standing will likely be of above average intelligence and decency will make a comeback.
Personally, when it comes to WalCreatures, I’d rather see a floppy titty than the shit stain crowd. (but not by much)
@ EC
In answer to you, the following identifies “The Fucking Problem” you seem to deny exists…
“Radical egalitarianism necessarily presses us towards collectivism because a powerful state is required to suppress the differences that freedom produces. That raises the sinister and seemingly paradoxical possibility that radical individualism is the handmaiden of collectivist tyranny.
This individualism, it is quite apparent in our time, attacks the authority of family, church, and private association. The family is said to be oppressive, the fount of our miseries. It is denied that the church may legitimately insist upon what it regards as moral behavior in its members. Private association are routinely denied the autonomy to define their membership for themselves.
The upshot is that these institutions, which stand between the state and the individual, are progressively weakened and their functions increasingly dictated or taken over by the state. The individual becomes less of a member of powerful private institutions and more a member of an unstructured mass that is vulnerable to the collectivist coercion of the state. Thus does radical individualism prepare the way for its opposite.”
– Judge Robert H. Bork, Federal Judge and a guy WAY SMARTER than YOU…
@ IS,
Yeah, I suppose so…
It’s just that when I see blatant shit like this, and then some dumbfuck running to their defense – for whatever reason – it triggers a backlash in me…
Me: “Hey.. you guys know that ripping up that track is a bad idea..”
Assholes: “Who are YOU to tell us what we can or cannot do!?! How DARE you presume to tell us right and wrong!”
Me: “And… pulling the brakes off that train can’t be good…”
Assholes: “Again with the Nazi shit! You fucking Fundie assholes should all BURN!!!”
Me: “Erm… only the most stupid, most retarded, cockbreath, window-licking, short-bus-riding dick smacks would go out of their way to create a train wreck of these proportions… ”
Assholes: “Stop being so judgmental! You’re a misogynist! Homophobe! We can do as we wish and you can fuck off!”
Me: “If you keep on, people are going to DIE! Possibly… no, LIKELY millions of them! You’re gonna start a WAR!”
Assholes: “We’re not listening! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!”
Me: “Fuck all y’all then… go and die in the way you see most fit… “
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“Don’t think I didn’t notice you intentionally avoiding the very true and valid point that the US system only works when we have an ethical, moral society. Might as well add in “homogenous” to that list as well… ”
I suspect you pull a Stephen Hawkins when you write here, otherwise how do you post while wearing a strait jacket? One bare tit does not a revolution make. Only you could politicize a milk sac and base an argument about the decline of society on a baby enjoying a liquid lunch. Mama’s hoohah is a sign of individualism? I don’t have the time to deal with your Oedipal conflicts.
And your sorry ass tried to taint me with the canard that I get off gawking at babyfeeders, well yes, I used to frequent titty bars, I’m not ashamed of my hetero-ness, but no I don’t gawk at beast feeding women. You really should check in at a free clinic for a blood test, you may be gay.
I suspect blah, blah, some dumb shit, I love morbidly obese women and licking the mold under their humungous tit flaps, blah, some other monumentally fucking stupid shit, blah…
…you may be gay. – EC
Listen you little fuckling, I don’t give two squirts of piss what you think… the simple fact that you didn’t have the faintest fucking clue what radical individualism was before I mentioned it confirms to me you’re just another clueless, pig-ignorant, dishwater drinking simple-minded Fesskin…
I operate on a level so far above you, I can understand how a window licking, low IQ Feeb like yourself can’t possibly comprehend the modern world… it’s like Hawking trying to teach basic calculus to a fucking Rhesus monkey. In a way, you’re more pitiful than irritating.
Either way, I’m done explaining anything to you – it wastes my time and you won’t understand anything anyway…
Now run off and invent some more doppels like the good little cocksmith you are….
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By the way… I use the term “cocksmith” in military parlance to describe EC…
Cocksmith – someone who masturbates constantly with great force. Also someone who forges cocks in the depths of their own asshole. Like a blacksmith.
Here is the proper Wal-Mart attire in Alaska:
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All that Sturm und Drang because I don’t agree with you? Please define freedom of expression if you can conceive of such.
All that Sturm und Drang because I don’t agree with you? Please define freedom of expression if you can conceive of such. – EC
Let me guess…. public school, right?
Guess you failed Reading Comprehension, because I clearly said the following:
“Either way, I’m done explaining anything to you – it wastes my time and you won’t understand anything anyway… “
I distinctly remember writing that…
Which means you are as fucking retarded as I originally thought… I mean, I basically write “I’m fucking done explaining” and the very next thing out of your cock holster is “‘Splain me about ‘freedom of expression'”….
I mean, what the fucking fuck?
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Do you have regular bowel movements?
You totally missed the point of my using the Sturm und Drang reference brainiac.
Maybe you’ve been secretly tossing the salad in the produce section you sick fugg.
How long have you been fantasizing about ‘doing it’ in the produce aisle of Kroger’s?
I operate on a level so far above you,- Billy
Your also orders of magnitude better than me, according to you.
Why are you wasting your exalted knowledge on TBP?
Why don’t you have your own cable channel?
Oh, yeah, the bull dykes won’t let you on.
Your full of excuses aren’t you?
Do you have regular bowel movements? – EC
Weird scatological fixation? Check…
You totally missed the point of my using the Sturm und Drang reference brainiac.
Assuming because I ignored something, I don’t know what it is? Check…
Maybe you’ve been secretly tossing the salad in the produce section you sick fugg.
Projection of your own sick fantasies or real life faults onto others? Check…
How long have you been fantasizing about ‘doing it’ in the produce aisle of Kroger’s?
Intentional misrepresentation of earlier statements in order to set up for piss-weak insult? Check…
Sigh….
Really, this is the best you can conjure? How disappointing… boring…
But then, given the limited resources you’re working with, it’s a miracle you’ve been able to hold down a job scrubbing shitters…. arguing in a thread or coming up with something funny or even partially witty? Nah… might as well have Koko the gorilla operate the Large Hadron Collider at CERN… she’d probably do a better job than you anyways… You’d likely be throwing shit like shoes and office products into it “just to see what would happen”…
Stuff and people way smarter than you..
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“Really, this is the best you can conjure? How disappointing… boring…”
Ah, I surely must have missed our little bullshit times. If my insults are piss-weak, they are intentionally so, as Iron Balls said, it don’t take much to ignite neutron Billy.
Have a great and Happy New Year!
Billy just gotta spread anger & stupidity.