BREAKING NEWS: THE FRENCH HAVE SURRENDERED TO THE TWO TERRORISTS

Despite having the two terrorists trapped in a building and surrounded by thousands of French police and military units, the French leader Hollande has decided it is best to surrender to the terrorists. ISIS will be entering Paris later today, driving U.S. military tanks and other assorted armored vehicles taken from the highly trained Iraqi Army. Obama has announced he fully supports the new French regime and will be sending a $200 billion aid package so that Muslims will like America. Stay tuned for further details.

 

French Police In Standoff With Besieged Murder Suspects Who Are “Ready To Die As Martyrs” – Live Webcast

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After evading the French police for nearly three days, a few hours ago the Charlie Hebdo murder suspects were cornered in an industrial building near Charles de Gaulle airport in the town of Dammarin-en-Goelle, 26 miles northeast of paris and 8 miles away from the airport, where they are said to have taken a hostage. Heavily armed police blocked approaches to the town and helicopters hovered in the fog overhead. Agence France-Presse said the men have taken a hostage. According to reports, the suspects have established police contact with the police and have said they are ready to “die as martyrs.

A quick recap of the situation from SkyNews:

  • Suspects holed up on an industrial estate in Dammartin-en-Goele, 27 miles from the heart of Paris, with one person held hostage.
  • They was a police chase and shootout after they earlier stole a car and fled on the N2 road.
  • Up to 1,500 police – including swat teams, snipers and helicopters – are at the scene as negotiations go on.
  • Residents told to stay indoors, stay away from windows and turn off lights.
  • The brothers, Said and Cherif Kouachi, have reportedly said they are prepared to die as martyrs.
  • Officials say the killing of a female police officer yesterday is linked to the Charlie Hebdo massacre.

Anecdotal reports have said some overflights are being diverted and runways at CDG airport may have been closed.

 

More details:According to Bloomberg, the two men are holed up at a commercial printing business on the edge of the town, opposite a logistics site operated by grocer Carrefour SA. The town council asked residents to stay home in a statement on its website, and said students were confined to their schools. At Charles de Gaulle, France’s main international airport, operator Aeroports de Paris said flights were being re-routed around the area.

“An operation is currently under way in Dammartin-en-Goele and special police forces are being deployed,” Interior Minister Bernard Cazeneuve said in televised comments. “All of the ministry’s forces, police forces, are mobilized.”

The two men may be in possession of a rocket launcher and other weapons, according to a police official who declined to be identified in line with government policy.

 

Cherif Kouachi was known to French police and spent time in prison for participation in a jihadist group. His brother Said may have received training at a militant camp in Yemen.

 

Noel Beckwith, a resident of Dammartin-en-Geoele, told Bloomberg Television that residents had heard “nothing at all” from police so far.

 

“We’re sort of barricaded in our house and looking out the windows.”

As Breaking911 added, one of the Kouachi brothers turned up at the printing factory, initially pretending to be a police officer, and told a worker: “Get out of here, we don’t kill civilians.”  Local residents are being told to stay at home, switch off the lights, and stay away from their windows. Hundreds of people are sealed inside some local office buildings.

There have been reports that two people have been killed, but Paris prosecutors insist there have been no deaths.

Police are now negotiating with the two suspects, Said and Cherif Kouachi.

At least two planes have aborted landing attempts at the airport as the situation unfolds.

The latest: the two have asked to die as martyrs:

We are confident various enforcement agencies will gladly oblige.Live feeds from Sky:

And France24:

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Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
January 9, 2015 9:01 am

“I am John “French” Kerry, and I approve this surrender. It’s climate change that made these misguided youths do this, after all.”

(note to our lawyers: not a real quote)

Mark
Mark
January 9, 2015 10:13 am

Hollande represents Diversity is Strength, Social Justis , Multiculturism. The proposition that there is no genetic variation between sexes and no genetic variation between races. It is all culture and privilege that determines fate and governments responsibility is to make things right.

LePen comes from a different angle. French for French.

Would the West be better off taking the same position as Saudi Arabia? The Arabs are at least honest. They don’t like foreigners , prefer to have their own culture and be with their own kind.

I’m sure this is what most of the people in France want in their heart. Yet, all we see so far is well organized demonstrations by left wing sympathizers who fain concern.

Stucky
Stucky
January 9, 2015 10:52 am

The GERMANS have increased their alert state from “Start a war and lose” to “Goosestep and Sing Marching Songs.”

ITALY is considering changing its alert level from “Ineffective Combat Operations” to “Change Sides”.

The IRISH terror alert went from “Shitfaced” to “Shitfaced and Pissed Off.”

BELGIUM does not have a government, so is incapable of having any warning level.

GREECE wanted to upgrade their alert level to “Fucked in the ass”, but they couldn’t afford a new poster.

AUSTRALIAN alert level remains at “Crickey!”

The French actually suspended terror alerts as a fire yesterday destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military capability.

AMERICA will go to its highest alert ever “Putin Fuckin’ Did It” …. and then bomb an Uzbekistanian wedding party.

Stucky
Stucky
January 9, 2015 10:55 am

Breaking Bad is on its lowest alert level.

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 9, 2015 12:00 pm

While the Muslims were killing 12 people in France, they were also killing 2,000 people in Baga, NIgeria. http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/01/09/boko-haram-may-have-killed-2000-people-in-one-attack/

overthecliff
overthecliff
January 9, 2015 12:05 pm

Before 9/12 the the government spooks identified the terrorists involved. These terrorists were identified by French police because one of them left his ID in the get away car. Now they are dead and the trail goes cold. Kinda like Lee Harvey Oswald.

I don’t like Mohammedans or trust them but this is to easy. Even Jethro Gibbs wouldn’t buy this coincidence. We are being played by TPTB.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 9, 2015 1:03 pm

2 muslim monkeys in Boston’s marathon: Americans declare martial law, close the town during 48 hrs, wreck a dozen of houses just in case. while they’re scared shitless they almost call an air strike and send one division of nat. guard with a phalanx taken from an aircraft carrier. 150 000 rounds shot, a neighborhood erased from the map. one terrorist pities americans and commits suicide to save Boston, the other is wounded after falling from a ladder.

today 3 muslim monkeys are stuck in 2 different places of Paris and take hostages, thinking they could fuck with GIGN and blow themselves in a blaze of glory. at local 10 am, police lock a first area of 400×400 yards north of Paris. at 1 pm another similar area is close south of town. at 4.45pm, 5 rounds shot, the 3 SOBs are dead and all the accomplices are taken.

the world thanks America for providing so many opportunities to have a good laugh

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 9, 2015 2:56 pm

admin, your sources are shit.
the 4 jews that have been killed in the cosher supermarket have been killed when the terrorist entered the place. at least two have been killed as they tried to block the entry.
I heard a survivor on Israel 24 news and he said that the cops were admirable. no hostage on the 16 has been wounded by the police. 4 people have been wounded when the nigger has emptied a magazine in the shop.

check your facts before talking shit
this means forget your medias (this is insulting for medias as a whole)

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 9, 2015 3:47 pm

admin: “Looks like Goldorack gets bent out of shape with the fact that his country is inundated with Muslims and is reaping what they sow.
Maybe you should invade Algeria again and seek revenge.
When will you be surrendering to ISIS?”

traduction: blabla bla bla blablabla[hate], bla bla surrender bla blabla bla bla surrender 2 bla blabla.
blabla blaaablaaabla cheese blabla bla beret blabla bla surrender monkey bla.
bla blabla white flag blabla take a shower bla bla bla pepe the skunk blabla.

the trick is really getting old.
I would tend to think you’re intelligent but you always fail to pass the test when your favorite red flag is raised.
change your hard drive.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
January 9, 2015 3:53 pm

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Stucky
Stucky
January 9, 2015 3:55 pm

goldorack

You’re still a chicken-shit pussy … hiding behind “anonymous” …… get lost and STAY lost, fag boy

Goldorack
Goldorack
January 9, 2015 4:26 pm

stukentruc, ask your ass-licking friend admin why he blacklisted the pseudo “Frenchie” I use when it comes to Europe-related topics. you know, admin, the great freedom of speech fighter.
as for being pussified, It’s sad you’re such far away in a hellhole like New Jersey, because I would meet you anytime.

admin: “Now get back to socialism and multiculturalism in your bankrupt nutjob country. ”

only you talk so well about the current state of your country. you steal my words, really.

Goldorack
Goldorack
January 9, 2015 4:30 pm

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Stuckenmussi and Admin

Monger
Monger
January 9, 2015 4:41 pm

While most of us like to hate the French, I will tip my hat to the security forces who did not leave the vermin alive. It’s a good start, keep going.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 9, 2015 4:49 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
January 9, 2015 4:51 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
January 9, 2015 5:01 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
January 9, 2015 5:08 pm

admin, scared shitless, activates firewall to prevent being ridiculed in front of his leechs

meanwhile I come back to my business, impressed buy such bravery.
get a life admin. why not caring about your wife? she’s tired to see your neighbor.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
January 9, 2015 5:09 pm

The French Army Knife , excellent.

Golden Oxen
Golden Oxen
January 9, 2015 5:16 pm

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flash
flash
January 9, 2015 5:59 pm

Stucky @ 10:52 am …pure comedy gold..+1000.

reminded me of this…

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
January 9, 2015 6:13 pm

What Admin says about France deserving what they got is sooooo right. Political correctness and cultural diversity has worked well for them. Sadly USA is on the same path.