Nice Titties and Brains: Pick just one.

98% of the time you can’t get both. I don’t know why.

I missed it, but it seems there was a Miss Universe contest last Sunday.

During the Retarded Questions portion, boxer Manny Pacquiao asked Miss USA what she would say to global terrorists if she were given 30 seconds with one.

Below is Miss USA, Nia Sanchez.

This was her answer:

“I would say, that, you know, as Miss USA, I can only say I’d spread a message of hope and love and peace. And so I would do my very best to spread that message to them and everyone else in the world.”

As usual,  Seinfeld got this covered also.

Author: Stucky

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Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin

Yeah but with ME, you get BOTH!

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starfcker
starfcker

Stucky, what are you nuts? Come here, honey, don’t listen to that hater. That’s a fine answer, you’re a real smart gal, a couple of drinks and you’ll forget all about the mean guy.

Desertrat
Desertrat

Beauty and brains? Have you read the resumes of the Fox News chicks? 🙂

yahsure
yahsure

Fox news chicks are Lawyers? Actually, they are one of the only reasons to watch fox news.

DC Sunsets

The IQ of the clowns who formulated the question is more the question.

WTF was she supposed to say, “Hey, guys, put down those RPG’s and come over here, Big Boys.”

That has to be the most idiotic question I’ve ever heard posed.

Having said that, I will posit an AXIOM of human female condition:

Any young woman who is as drop-dead beautiful as this Miss USA is, by definition, BAT SH*T CRAZY.

Why? Can you imagine what it would be like to be orbited by an entire galaxy of men, every waking moment? Murray Rothbard once posited that all billionaires are clinically insane because they are surrounded by armies of sycophants, Yes Men and soothsayers informing them all the time how brilliant they are.

I suspect being orbited by men has the same corrosive effect on women’s psychology. If you have attractive daughters, perhaps the best thing to do for their sanity is to either isolate them from males while the girl is 13-17 or so, or somehow render her unattractive for those formative years.

card802
card802

I’m a leg and assmancomment image

Dutchman
Dutchman

“And so I would do my very best to spread that message ”

I thought she said spread her legs. Now I’m disappointed.

El Coyote
El Coyote

ASSMAN, (card802) I can’t paste pics here, don’t know how, don’t care. But Erazno y La Choko FB page has a nice pic of Miss Colombia’s greatest asset. Well worth the look, it’s not dirty. Warm you up quik.

Anonymous
Anonymous

El,

That FB page is closed to gringos I guess, still didn’t stop me from a interweb search.

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card802
card802

Ah!

For the first time I’m happy the image I posted is big!

8 degrees this morning, warming me up just fine, just fine….

El Coyote
El Coyote

Thanks! Now I can face the day. Kinda looks like T4C.

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