Looks like someone is holding an x-ray machine up to half of your body. Remind me to punish them for doing that. Not healthy for any of us.
Can’t say I’m pro-infant tobacco use, but that pack of cowboy killers does somehow make him look cooler and tougher. Well played Marlboro. Well played.
Probably renting the Super Mario Brothers movie, am I right? Huh? Sorry it was the only movie about plumbers that I could think of.
Wow! You’ve got skills that Grave Digger would be jealous of my friend.
Parenting done right…and before everyone gets all angry about it, just remember there are people that pay good money to massage therapists for quality cupping relief like that. Nice work dad.
“My Grandmother knits scarves for charity.” – Oh ya? My grandmother knits scarves for charity and also shot Tupac.
Poofy hair sneaky selfie pic coverup? What have we come to these days?
Is it racist to just go ahead and know that you do not live the thug life? Is that a racist thing to say? I can’t tell.
Even the classiest people at Walmart are still bizarre and interesting individuals…
You see a problem, I see a solution and we all see a great story of how you met your BFF!
Fantastic list you gave me there. But you know what I’ll need from you to get all this stuff? I’ll need THIS.
No, I have teeth and it turns out those two are mutually exclusive.
Here is a tip for all you ladies that like to show a bit too much out in public. Just know there are plenty of creepers out that that can’t wait to take a mental snapshot and deposit it to their spank bank. Better decisions people. That’s all I’m saying.
Every time I see a big bright mohawk all I can see is a big ol’ peacock with it’s nice feathers spread out for attention. Unfortunately that then makes your head the peacock’s ass, but for those of you playing at home, I still think that fits nicely in my comparison here.
Check out this dude. Hanging onto hope like his life depended on it. Sorry bud it’s over, let it go.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
How in the world does she wipe Her ass?
Yanno, Hollow, I used to work with a body builder, could bench 500lbs. Couldn’t wipe his own ass, nor touch the back of his head. Used a stick with some toilet paper wrapped around it. Ironically beefed up and beefed out share the same probs.
The plunger thing was kinda cool.
In my defense, I was wearing a thong.
We have a comedian checker at the local Dollar Tree. While you’re shopping, Ryan may key the PA mike with “Welcome to Dollar Tree, where your fantasy is just beginning”, or “Welcome to Dollar Tree where your fun begins and never ends”. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s perfect and they should replicate Ryan for every one of their other stores. I’ve noted everytime I’ve been around another shopper, when he lets loose with one of these phrases, he gets a chuckle. Imagine, a store that makes fun of itself. How refreshing! I’ll bet if the Dollar Tree management was paying attention they would find the per-customer take while Ryan is on duty is the highest in the store.
Customer mix, however, is reflective of the above.
Fluoride was discovered and used in concentration camps to make prisoners docile.
Fluoride causes aluminum and other heavy metal buildup in the brain that is associated with dementia, plaque buildup, and alzeheimers too.
Tell me these people aren’t LITERALLY brain damaged.
The proof of our destruction is everywhere and NO ONE acknowledges it. Just too freaking easy to blame the victims. Ok, fun too.
But really, these people surely should be pitied. My god would expect that of me.
dammit, Alzheimer, NOT that other thing, forgot to fix before submit. WPES