THE SEVEN TYPES OF PEOPLE AT EVERY SUPERBOWL PARTY

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Bea Lever
Bea Lever
February 1, 2015 1:43 pm

I put the “commercial watchers” on the list of humans with a IQ of a amoeba.

Stucky
Stucky
February 1, 2015 1:50 pm

Foodie, here. No surprise, eh? We’ll be picking up our Buffalo Wild Wings and Potato Skins around 3PM.

Seattle wins this one. That’s a lock.

The Patriots aren’t shooting down a fast-moving eagle with a musket, too inaccurate. The birds get in close and scratch them up with their talons. Then they sit in their aeries and wait while the Patriots, already weakened by scurvy and demon rum, succumb to gangrene and cholera.

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Stucky
Stucky
February 1, 2015 2:02 pm

Typical Philly fan sniffing for a win … in anything, ever

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ASIG
ASIG
February 1, 2015 2:41 pm

I must be a lion. I know next to nothing about what is going on with whatever sport is in season. So when is this game anyway? I honestly couldn’t tell you who’s playing, and guess what I couldn’t care less.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
February 1, 2015 2:48 pm

Who the fuck cares? It’s one corporation vs another corporation regulated by a non-profit corporation (yeah, right, the NFL is non-profit), advertising mega-corporation products and delivered by yet another corporation with interlocking boards of directors with the military/industrial complex. A sleaze-fest to it’s highest degree. And did I mention the pre-game show is SIX HOURS LONG!

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
February 1, 2015 3:30 pm

I might tune in to see Katy Perry’s tits, but there’s a chance I’d have to live through an entire second of Lenny Kravitz – a fate worse than death.

card802
card802
February 1, 2015 3:38 pm

Admin, that is cruel and funny as hell, we’re Lions.

Not really into the game this year, the kids are coming over with the grandson for pizza. May watch it, may not, don’t care either way.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
February 1, 2015 3:42 pm

Supposedly 1.25 billion chicken wings will be eaten today. I suspect they mean 1.25 billion chicken wing sections. So the whole thing’s bullshit.

bb
bb
February 1, 2015 4:03 pm

I don’t know who is playing either. I just don’t give a shit .Stucky , just think about all the innocent chickens that have been murdered just you can pleasure yourself. I know , you don’t care .

No body cares but it’s all that food and sex that’s keeping you down.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 1, 2015 4:34 pm

I only found out Thursday while sitting with my wife in pre-op which teams were playing in the Stupid Bowl. I thought the game had already been played.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 1, 2015 4:35 pm

BTW, this post is blank except for comments. I turned off all the usual blocking software and still nothing. I doubt I’m missing much though.

Stucky
Stucky
February 1, 2015 6:22 pm

“No body cares but it’s all that food and sex that’s keeping you down.” —– bb

If only that were true.

Also, I get wings from a special supplier …. the wings are from chickens who committed suicide.

llpoh
llpoh
February 1, 2015 6:37 pm

Stuck – how are you doing? Hope all is well.

Re Super Bowls – my tried and true formula is that the team with the best defense usually wins. I do not entirely know why this is so, but I believe it is because when nerves kick in, the offense is affected, while defenses just have to react. For whatever reason, go with the best defense.

Seattle to win based on that.

flash
flash
February 1, 2015 6:57 pm

If I cared to watch feral blacks being chased by a squad of uniformed men wearing padding and helmets I’d tune into Cops..a lot more entertaining and most of it is real.

Police kill TV crew member filming reality show ‘Cops’

http://news.yahoo.com/police-kill-tv-crew-member-while-filming-reality-005921688.html

flash
flash
February 1, 2015 7:03 pm

bad boyz, bad boyz…

St. Louis Cops Apologize for Beating Wrong Black Man Bloody in Chase After Suspect – Joseph Swink

The St. Louis PoPo Chief looks and talks like a teenage Taco flipper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlrn8pDyBKA

Stucky
Stucky
February 1, 2015 7:12 pm

” … the team with the best defense usually wins. I do not entirely know why this is so” —LLpoh

Same is true in basketball. In any particular game, the offense might just not click. But, defense never takes a day off, ever.

I’m doing fine … so is mom, although she shocked me the other day. Trying to put a post together about my trip to NYC, but I keep getting interrupted … and tomorrow she should be released … but we’re supposed to get about a foot or more of snow.

Stucky
Stucky
February 1, 2015 8:26 pm

Hasn’t been a post here in almost an hour.

Yet, sooooo MANY here say — “I don’t watch that shit … just bread & circus.”

So where are you? Watching the fucking Super Bowl!!! Fuckin’ liars. :mrgreen:
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Katy Perry? pfffft …. I’ve heard better voices in church choirs. Why does the majority always settle for mediocrity? The show’s theatrics aren’t half bad though.

She does have nice tits though. It really pisses me off that tits are such a huge advantage.
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Stucky
Stucky
February 1, 2015 8:29 pm

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Stucky
Stucky
February 1, 2015 8:31 pm

Whoever voted down my very cool 3D gif can go fuck a dead skunk.

llpoh
llpoh
February 1, 2015 8:50 pm

I can see a bit of right nip there, Stuck. SSS will kick your ass.

llpoh
llpoh
February 1, 2015 9:01 pm

Seattle is gradually creeping out in front. So far so good on my pick.

llpoh
llpoh
February 1, 2015 10:03 pm

Shit. Dickheads throw an interception from the frigging 1. Unbelievable.

Stucky
Stucky
February 1, 2015 10:28 pm

Not trusting one of the best, if not THE best, rushers in the NFL to get a half a fucking yard on three motherfucking attempts = dumbest motherfucking play call in the history of the Super Bowl !!!!!!!!

Stucky
Stucky
February 1, 2015 10:38 pm

The NFL teams raked in about $9.5 BILLION in revenues last year, and the CEO of their industry, Roger Goodell, takes home one of the highest paychecks in the land ($44 million), the sports league pays NO taxes.

http://www.legitgov.org/Americans-hook-millions-spent-Super-Bowls-over-top-security-while-NFL-still-pays-no-taxes

Llpoh
Llpoh
February 1, 2015 10:42 pm

I think they were out of timeouts, Stuck.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
February 1, 2015 10:48 pm

I didn’t watch much of it, but I did see the stupidest play ever in the history of football. Who called that one, Wilson or Carroll?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
February 1, 2015 10:50 pm

I didn’t see Katy Perry at all. I couldn’t take the chance that Lenny Kravitz might be on the screen for a microsecond. Thanks for posting her fake tits.

Billy
Billy
February 1, 2015 11:10 pm

So where are you? Watching the fucking Super Bowl!!! Fuckin’ liars.

Well, we were watching “How to Train Your Dragon”, then everyone bailed out and went to bed when that was over…

So, now I’m watching The Walking Dead marathon… Sophia is still lost, Hershel still thinks the zombies are ‘just sick people’ and Andrea and Shane are running around in Shane’s faggy green Hyundai… it’s the one where Lori has Glenn fetch abortion pills from town and swears him to secrecy… she barfs up the pills later on, then fesses up to Rick about being pregnant…

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Carl won’t stay in the fucking house, Lori is still a bitch, Dale is still a nosy old motherfucker…

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Merle is still my favorite – followed by Daryl –

Fuckin’ Merle… batshit crazy and unpredictable… gotta love him…

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Heh…

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starfcker
starfcker
February 2, 2015 3:47 am

Seattle had one time out left. The patriot call was as brilliant as the seattle call was stupid. Most defensive coaches would have called timeout when seattle made it to the one, to try to figure out what to do. BB didn’t, he let the clock wind down, putting the pressure on seattle to make quick decisions, and give them the chance to blow it, and they did. The patriot scout team had been running that pass play all week, so the safety recognized it early enough to jump the route. Coaching wins championships.

starfcker
starfcker
February 2, 2015 3:54 am

Best prop bet was what color gatorade would get dumped over the winning coach. The 15 to 1 longshot was blue, hadn’t been used in 14 years. Momma, bet the house, (and every other house you can get your hands on) BECAUSE ME AND THE SEATTLE GUY ARE MIXING UP THE BLUE!!!

starfcker
starfcker
February 2, 2015 4:03 am

Lois: “do these look real? Are they too big? They cost two grand. It was either these or a chainsaw for my husband.” John candy: “I’d take those over a power tool anyday” (summer rental)

flash
flash
February 2, 2015 6:35 am

“Plays, farces, spectacles, gladiators, strange beasts, medals, pictures, and other such opiates, these were for ancient peoples the bait toward slavery, the price of their liberty, the instruments of tyranny. By these practices and enticements the ancient dictators so successfully lulled their subjects under the yoke, that the stupefied peoples, fascinated by the pastimes and vain pleasures flashed before their eyes, learned subservience as naively, but not so creditably, as little children learn to read by looking at bright picture books. Roman tyrants invented a further refinement. They often provided the city wards with feasts to cajole the rabble, always more readily tempted by the pleasure of eating than by anything else. The most intelligent and understanding amongst them would not have quit his soup bowl to recover the liberty of the Republic of Plato. Tyrants would distribute largess, a bushel of wheat, a gallon of wine, and a sesterce: and then everybody would shamelessly cry, ‘Long live the King!’ The fools did not realize that they were merely recovering a portion of their own property, and that their ruler could not have given them what they were receiving without having first taken it from them.”

Juvenal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFLU1jw5uEA

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 2, 2015 7:45 am

Stucky said:
“So where are you? Watching the fucking Super Bowl!!! Fuckin’ liars.”

I volunteered to work 14 hours on a Sunday. Just got home! As of this posting I have no idea who won, nor do I care.

flash
flash
February 2, 2015 7:47 am

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Desertrat
Desertrat
February 2, 2015 4:32 pm

I watched the first half and then wandered back to Internet browsing. Came back to the game for the final five minutes. Ah, coaches! That Seattle boy is sure gonna be mumbling, “If only…”

I’m indifferent to how much money other people make. Not my problem. I ignore that crap, just as I ignore TV ads–which rarely impinge on my consciousness. Aw, Budweiser ads were neat, back in the day. 🙂