WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

I was going to give this lady a bunch of crap but to be honest, this is kinda how I see all the Northern states right now so I’ll give her a pass.

My Grandpappy can twerk a pole dance better than your Grandfather. #DoesntEvenTurnDownHisHearingAid

In Walmart we aren’t concerned about whether the dress is white and gold or blue and black. Because in the mean streets of Wally World, you don’t even have to have any crazy colors to look like a fool. Black and white will do just fine around these parts.

Go ahead and add “side mirror holder” to the laundry list of awesome uses for a fanny pack.

Oh what up playboy? Wild thing over here is gonna be your white knight to sweep you off your feet so get ready to be lassoed.

You’ve got a butt on top of your butt. Or maybe that’s just the backboard to the rim for those high flying badunkadunks!

The new spinoff to the popular “Girls Gone Wild” video, “Grannies Gone Wild” as seen here, did not succeed with the same gusto as its predecessor.

Watch out, those roads are icy…and they also have a trampoline in them apparently.

What do you have going on here? Are you trying to scare off predators by convincing them you’re poisonous?

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I can sit here all day and tell you what I see in this picture but that wouldn’t allow you guys to showcase your creative side. So how about you guys show us what you’re seeing in a Photoshop Contest!!! Send us your best work and we’ll pick a lucky winner that will get something. Not sure what. Maybe half a jar of pickles or something cool like that.

That is either a terribly decorated car or a well decorated destruction derby car. No in-between with this guy.

Do you think Guinness tracks the record for most cleavage? Seriously, let’s stop and take a minute to admire the fact that she has a good foot of cleavage showing with more in the chamber waiting. That is a Subway sub of titty hanging out. Bravo.

Looking like the poster boy for a new “don’t drink and comb over” campaign.

Oh my goodness. I feel my brain ready to collapse under the weight of all the dye/die puns that are circling in there. So I thought I’d give you guys the opportunity to relieve some of that stress and drop your favorite comment below for a caption contest! Winner gets her leftover dye.