If there has ever been a reasonable case for a plea of insanity, maybe it’s this one.
Andrew Gilbertson is charged with robbing a Bank of America in October 2013 – which is perhaps the first bullet point in an insane person. I mean come on, there are SO many easier illegal ways to get money in 2015. While taking the stand this Wednesday, he reached into his pants to grab his own personal brand for a snack, as instructed to him by the Virgin Mary herself.
Unsurprisingly, the court was called into a recess, where a mental health expert was called in to analyze Gilbertson’s behavior.
There are lots of simple things you can do to get to work on time. This is not one of them.
A man in Washington was caught by state troopers using a cardboard cutout of the “Most Interesting Man in the World” from the Dos Equis ads as a passenger to fool authorities into letting him use the HOV lane.
Needless to say, it didn’t work, and he was fined.
Trooper Guy Gill Tweeted out the photo on Tuesday, giving the guy some props for trying.
“I don’t always violate the HOV lane law,” he wrote. “But when I do, I get a $124 ticket! We’ll give him an A for creativity!”
After being pulled over, the driver told the officer that the man was his “best friend.”
This might have been a big fail, but the real Dos Equis guy could have gotten away with it.
That’s Iowa Republican State Representative Ross Paustian, enjoying what he claims was a “gag gift” while totally paying attention to his political duties.
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Wow, some great ones that make you pay attention this week!
Son and I had a couple laughs, thank you!
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Rorschach Inkblot Test time.
What do YOU see when looking at the green and dark brown/blackish/gray blob?
I think I know what it is supposed to be, but am dying to find out what others think it is.
@TE: You mean this?
http://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7788441088/h44BF7EDD/
Obviously Cock & balls with a little extra “cream”
Yes that one @Westcoast
And that is, too, what I first saw (take that Rorschach)
but, it is actually something innocent, well meant to be.
TE..the ink blot test .
Psychiatrist: Sir..I have series of images ( ink blots) I’d like you to take a look at. Please tell me what you see .
Patient : OK
Psychiatrist: What do you see in this picture ?
Patient : A naked woman.
Psychiatrist: What do you see in this picture ?
Patient : Two naked women
Psychiatrist : What do you see in this picture ?
Patient : Two naked women getting it on !
Psychiatrist : Sir you are truly transfixed on sex…I think that is your problem !
Patient.: I don’t have a problem, you do . You’re the one with all the dirty pictures !
That Riverside Baptist church announcement takes a different twist if you read the sign below.
Thank you Buckhed, I actually laughed out loud
Then had to explain myself, ah well.
Albury / Wodonga. “They are different there” – a sort of “Aussie Hicksville”, though nothing like as bad as some of the really remote towns (there are a lot of good reasons why “Back of Burke” is a colloquial phrase for “back of beyond” . . . . . .
T4C
Best laugh I have had all week, thanks. Friday fail is a real hoot too.
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Female nipples ….. one of Nature’s most beautiful works of art …….. FORBIDDEN!!
Fat woman who shit her pants ………… NO PROBLEM-O!!
Shit is fucked up and shit.
Looks like someone had an extra helping of trouser chili last night.