Okay, we women are very aware that you dudes like hot female bodies. You like to ogle, and that’s just fine. But deep down, we also know a lot of you have much different tastes when it comes down to reality. We’re the same in our tastes and preferences. Yes we’ll ogle this:
- We just don’t want to work that hard. I mean, seriously, if our men are spending so much time working out, measuring and weighing food, and posing, we feel compelled to participate. Great looking bodies take a lot of maintenance and upkeep, and frankly we’re exhausted. Family, home, work, and then hours of working out? Unless you’re a movie (porn) star, ain’t nobody really got time for that.
- We don’t want a man who is higher maintenance than we are. It’s fucking intimidating; and while there are some very self-confident, self-actualized women out there, most of us have major body image issues. We’re attracted to men who we won’t have to worry about leaving us when childbirth rearranges our figures.
- We all want a fucking bacon cheeseburger and beer every now and then. Guilt free. And donuts.
Now here’s where you dudes really score. Who is at the forefront of the Dad Body movement? Young women, college girls. Yeah, y’all have got it made. We ALL want your hot Dad Bods. Young chicks, middle aged chicks, Old Widow Kelly up the street, we’re all watching you rock your love handles as you wash your trucks in the driveway every weekend. Yeah, you know who you are, strutting up and down the lawn, sweat rolling down your undeveloped pecs and abs, as you mow the grass. You smokin’ hot Dudes.
You know why most men don’t have that ripped body in the first pic?
Because most women wind up looking like this …. and they think THAT’S sexy!
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The study this is based on: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2741786/Good-news-guys-Over-75-women-prefer-FLAB-abs-Sex-therapist-Tracey-Cox-explains-women-DON-T-want-chiselled-perfection-bed.html
They dont prefer chiseled bodies, they prefer money and being provided for.
A sales clerk at abercrombie might be chiseled but they arent going to allow any woman to be a “home-maker” that employs a nanny, cleaning lady and cook.
I knew my body type would come back into style if I waited long enough, just like my flip phone.
Given the incessant effeminization of men in this country by feeding us phytoestrogens in goddamn everything, then promoting the weak, beta male doofus image non-stop in the media, this isn’t surprising in the slightest. Now the visual lack of testosterone is being promoted with this fuckery right here. Next up in the quest for gender equality, the Hillary Clinton federally mandated eunuch program.
Cynical, then you’re going to love this: http://savagesense.com/2015/04/11/is-the-birth-control-pill-creating-a-race-of-eunuchs/
All the guys I’ve known who were ripped like the guy in the article were gay or at least bi. Fortunately for us straight guys, 99% of women care much less about our fitness than their own.
@Thinker – holy fucking shit that explains a lot.
I may be biased, living most of my life in South Florida, but dontcha all know women mostly want gay men–gay men that is who can appear straight at least some of the time? (A chick with a d…k?)
Cynical30 is bang on about the feminizing effects of soy. The only way to avoid is to buy all your food directly from the farmer (and even then you have to ask specifically what they’re feeding their animals).
Should add: the really sad reality down here is that I have completely lost my ability to distinguish gay men from the straight. I swear the gays are looking more normal straight men and the straight guys–esp. the young ones–look as gay as they come what with their male make up (tattoos and ever changing facial hair), designer t-shirts, expensive haircuts, etc.
Most people are idiots.
Most people are narcissists.
Most women are manipulators.
Most men are fools.
If you find the right member of the opposite sex with whom to share the adventure that is life, then all the rest of humanity is like watching a continuous clown parade.
Pull up a folding chair, munch some popcorn and laugh–laugh–laugh.
Not a big fan of rap myself, but this particular tune kind of goes along with the “chiseled male” theme. And the line “He was shakin’ that thing like a Chubby Checker nightmare” is worthy of a prize of some sort.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH7bzcYVeps
@Thinker,
I observe that in different times, rates of male physical maturation are quite different.
In the early 1970’s when a young man was headed for the Vietnam draft lottery, high school seniors looked like today’s 30-year-olds….heavy beards, broad shoulders, the whole works.
Just 10 years later all that was gone, replaced by much less masculine men. If you look at males raised in conflict-ridden homes, they too tend to be bigger, broader and harder looking earlier.
This is in my view a clear case of environment changing gene expression.
I’m not saying oral contraceptives are the be-all, end-all. Frankly, I think they’re overrated because they mess with female sex drive, and there is credible claims that they don’t break down in groundwater and may be contaminating drinking water (which is why I drink either reverse-osmosis or distilled drinking water), but OC’s may not be the best or only explanation for why relatively few men today are hyper-masculine in appearance.
Mike,
Living in Miami without functioning gaydar sounds dangerous. I’d just assume that anyone who needs longer than 2 minutes to shave their intricate beard is gay.
She is no doubt a Fat chick who can;t get anyone but a fat guy. I’m gomna want that because I ain’t never going to get the other. …Just sayin’
If you are a guy under 60 and happy with the fact you have tits instead of a chest,. she just might be the girl for you.
DC, I frankly think that “study” needs some serious questions asked of it. Certainly more research needs to be done before it could be accepted as fact.
Instead, I would posit S&H’s theory that gender role gaps change by turning, with maximum differences noted in the High, presumably because men have had to play a lead role in the Crisis. The gender gap is at a minimum in the Unraveling and early Crisis turnings, when they tend to begin widening again. Think about men in the late 1920s-1930s as opposed to those in the 1950s…very good example of how that works, though there are other examples going further back.
http://www.lifecourse.com/about/method/the-four-turnings.html
I think that’s all we’re noting now; just another societal manifestation of historic cycles.
Or possibly real women just don’t go for the fag look?
dcsunsets, very well said
Stuck , the wearer of your Union bikini flag truly represents the self-destructive and bloated cult of central government …now on the other hand, we have the wearer of Confederacy bikini below respecting the govenrment my ancestors fought for….may they rest in peace.
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@ harry p
Actually it’s a little more complicated than that: the evolutionarily successful strategy for women is to marry the guy with the Lamborghini and to have (at least some) children by the guy with the hot chiseled bod 😉
For those ladies who take offense, don’t blame me, I’m just reporting the facts…