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What hiring manager gives a rat’s ass about an applicant’s hobbies?
In this case, perhaps he was applying to be Tim Cook’s assistant at AAPL. Tim might be looking for HJ prospects.
What kind of moron would hand out resumes without looking them over? The kind who was too busy masturbating.
“Excessive masturbation” should be a lock to get any government job whatsoever.
Better that government workers spend all day jerking off than jerking us around.
The “bungee jumping and skydiving” part would have been the deal killer for me as employer. I assume if he’s a Millenial he’s a jack-off.
How often is excessive ? bb did it a lot.