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IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
July 27, 2015 5:40 pm

Shit! I gotta go to work.

Don’t aspirate that next load of baby batter into your lungs Bobby. I’ll be trembling all night in anticipating you coming to blow me. I meant tingling………..I’ll be tingling all night there fukstik.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
July 27, 2015 5:43 pm

Robert S. Finnegan says:

I hear the giant sucking sound of donations being vacuumed from this website. Good job.

LOL! What a dumbfuk. I’ll bet admin is trembling now too!

The shit I just took has more journalistic talent than you ever will. Keep swinging for the fences Bobby Boy!

Robert S. Finnegan
Robert S. Finnegan
July 27, 2015 5:46 pm

Yep, public restroom trolling is a tough gig. I wouldn’t be counting on your cut of the donations here much longer. Times are about to get tight.

BEA LEVER
BEA LEVER
July 27, 2015 6:13 pm

Bobby Dickhead

If what you say about Quinn is true, that just makes me think more highly of him. There is no more loathsome person than Moyers who is 100% elite owned. Moyers has had Rocky’s hand up his ass like the puppet that he is since he came on the national scene.

The NOW is a tool used by the elites to wreck this fucking country, fuck them and fuck you asshole.

Robert S. Finnegan
Robert S. Finnegan
July 27, 2015 6:19 pm

Awww, that’s just foreplay. The real meat will be in the published report.

You girls will wind up costing this joint more than chump change. Keep it coming. I don’t believe your boss will very pleased.

Annnooonemouse
Annnooonemouse
July 27, 2015 6:54 pm

From Bobby’s website: “I was held incognito for 5 days without food and water – my wife not knowing if I was dead or alive as I had just disappeared in the custody of rogue pigs – and the only way I was finally released was by a cousin, who just happened to be a prison guard in another part of the state and had me found utilizing her contacts.”

From Bobby’s comment above: “When the pigs came to release him, he grabbed me and said “Your coming out with me, keep your fucking mouth shut and just walk out with me, they might not notice there are three other dudes going out too.” It didn’t work, but he carried out my attorney’s phone number, gave him a call when he got out and I was sprung that day. The pigs put the arrest down to “mistaken identity” when they knew exactly who I was, snarking when they threw me in the tank “there ya go… Mr. Journalist.””

Which is it Bobby, if you want us to take your bullshit seriously, which account is the truth??? Or neither as I expect.

Stucky
Stucky
July 27, 2015 6:58 pm

Robert S. Finnegan must die.

Robert S. Finnegan
Robert S. Finnegan
July 27, 2015 7:02 pm

Gettin’ a case of the willies, eh? If I only had a nickel forever time an anon coward fruit puked that line out. Come and get it.

HA HA!

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
July 27, 2015 7:02 pm

What the ever loving heck was that?

Hey Robert, have you ever heard of using maple syrup for treatment of your diabeetus? Might want to give it a whirl. I know someone who can ship to the sub continent most ricky tick.

http://www.diabetescare.net/article/title/preventing-diabetes-with-maple-syrup

Not sure if it will help with your Tourettes, however.

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
July 27, 2015 7:15 pm

Just ter make sure you homo erotic pieces uh donkey doo don’t do nothing rash, Mr Finnegan is a bona fide bad ass journo gonzo Indonesian fuckin kick in the gonads. He will slice and dice til there ain’t nuthin left but uh tattered piece uh admin’s RANK anus. Yew too stucky, yew 7 ‘ tall chemically imbalanced piece uh sentimetalized monkey shit (though I do enjoy yer pictorial essays)

Go get em robert, yer uh bald headed crooked dicked genius.

Maggie
Maggie
July 27, 2015 7:21 pm

Well, I just informed my hubs I would be making another donation next month in memory of
Finnegan’s wack.

llpoh
llpoh
July 27, 2015 7:22 pm

Admin – thank yew! I think he was the Indonesian equivalent of DP.

Stucky
Stucky
July 27, 2015 7:23 pm

“I think we’ve all had enough of Robert. We shall hear from him no more.” —– Admin

+ one gigazillion !!!

See ya Booby. By tomorrow no one will remember who the fuck you were. You “live” a wasted life. Congrats.

Maggie
Maggie
July 27, 2015 7:25 pm

As my dear departed (Italian) father-in-law would say “HOLY CANNOLI!”

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
July 27, 2015 7:26 pm

Mr Finnegan don’t realize that black people are basically monkeys. Just a simple misunderstanding really.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 27, 2015 7:31 pm

Clearly Boppin Bob was the biggest fucktard ever on TBP.

Maggie
Maggie
July 27, 2015 7:32 pm
Maggie
Maggie
July 27, 2015 7:36 pm

Oh, by the way? There are ZERO comments on his contact page. Except mine if he accepts it. Is two letters. Starts with F.

Stucky
Stucky
July 27, 2015 8:10 pm

Dear Booby,

I BEG of you, please do not include me as part of your expose of raaaycisss motherfuckers on TBP. I love all kneegrows. I think everybody should own one.

Thank You,
STUCKY

PS. The person you wanna choose is Billy. See his comment at 11:10PM.

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
July 27, 2015 9:27 pm

Stucky,

Yew truly are a dipshit of the majorist magnitude of order. If Billy Jr drooled into my hand fer an hour, his creative output would be higher than yer best week of scouring the Internet fer ways to schlob admin’s knob. When I tell yew that I was actually dopplegangbangin Billy at 11:10, yew might kill yerself, and say yer never gonna post here again, but we all know what’s what.

Hey Mr Finnegan, please come back. I am surrounded by miscreants and as you said over and over, faggoty faggots. Please stick around and let’s talk about some real ass shit.

Huzzah!

BEA LEVER
BEA LEVER
July 27, 2015 9:30 pm

I/S will be crushed that he can’t chew Bobby a new one when he gets home from work. I/S was breaking bad on that fucktard and I think he was really enjoying ripping him to shreds.

Billy
Billy
July 27, 2015 9:51 pm

My old lady just kicked the shit out of you Stucky.

llpoh
llpoh
July 27, 2015 10:14 pm

My, Admin – the guy is off his rocker. And an A-grade investigator to boot.

So, to summarize, the asshole comes onto the site, doesn’t bother to check it out, posts some flat-out lies that IS and I quickly uncover, we query his story, he goes apeshit, IS and I kick the shit out of him, SSS kicks him for good measure, the guy bleats over and over that we need to identify himself, he wishes us dead in all manor of horrible ways and foretells that eventuality and regrets he will not be there to film it, and then he threatens you by uncovering all of the dastardly deeds you have done and threatening to get your sponsors to pull their ads.

Well, then, I guess we all should expect an email from him any minute telling us not to donate.

I imagine that $0.06 you collect in ad revenue each money will be sorely missed, but it is the price you have to pay for freedom of speech these days.

llpoh
llpoh
July 27, 2015 10:16 pm

“identify ourselves”, it should read above.

llpoh
llpoh
July 27, 2015 10:28 pm

Maybe we should send Dickface a link to Zero Hedge. They let anonymous folks post there, too. Maybe he could tell us all who Tyler Durden really is, and destroy their ad base, too.

Mrs Freud
Mrs Freud
July 27, 2015 10:36 pm

Cheeseballs uh Mercy, Ah may as well make mahself familiar here. Stucky wants me to keep him posted while he travels the US of A and keeps a journal he plans to call the Yugo diaries, cause ain’t no way he is taking mah Chevy Nova on no lark. He done decided to leave TBP an’ he, uh, says he has narrowed his options to becoming uh exotic dancer working the gay bar circuit from here to Atlanta or working on Hillary Clinton’s campaign or becoming a reclusive monk in uh seminary nearby.
Ah ain’t blaming nobody, he made rustling noises like this afore, when he said he hated Noo Jersy but dang you, flash. I’ve a mind to bash your head in with a half-pound of marshmallows (not the small ones) stuffed in a sock so they won’t leave any marks. They will definitely wobble your head so you will think twicet about messing with the thumbsy scores mah Stucky so loves to count.
An another thang, whut kind of fool chooses uh DC character? My Stuck at least chose uh Marvel comics character cause he is uh real man. Ah has got to set you straight about messing wif mah Stuck.Ef ah ever sees you in person, yoo will be lucky if I only put 3 or 4 post-it notes on yore disgusting hairy body. Have fun pulling them off, Ah hear you Irish are terrified uh depilators.
Ah won’t say nuthin about thet crabby IS, cause no one knows for sure what the meaning of IS is, but one thang I know for sure, Pluto is not a planet, you moran. Too bad Ah cain’t say the same about Uranus.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 27, 2015 10:42 pm

Administrator says:

Nutjob Robert, the investigative reporter, thinks I’m Jim Quinn the radio shock jock. What a MAROON.
_______________________________________

I found that hilarious myself.

Stucky
Stucky
July 27, 2015 11:41 pm

Mrs Freud

Fuckin HILARIOUS! (Why are you funnier on TBP than in real life?)

Stucky
Stucky
July 27, 2015 11:52 pm

My dearest pal, Booby

I am doing a new research study — “Masturbation and Intelligence”. My contention is that really smart guys — like, Admin — masturbate 85% more frequently than the less intelligent (like, flash). Therefore, in your upcoming expose of the evil Admin, please include any and all findings regarding how often he massages his bologna, times of day, which porn sites are open at the time … that sort of thing. I really appreciate it.

Also … your web site … the posts above the blue line, it says there are 912 such pages. You be prolific!!

However, I did look through the first 100 pages. Yeah, really … just ask people here, I do that kind of thing all the time. Anyhoo … that’s about 500 articles. I notice that NOT ONE PERSON made a comment. Ever. Nada. Zilch. Zippo. ZERO reader comments. Why?

I mean, aren’t there like 7 Billion people in Asia? I understand your wife s probably out sucking cock to put food on the table. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But — I mean — couldn’t at least your mom make just one comment?

Please get back to me ASAP.

Thank You
Stucky

Tim
Tim
July 28, 2015 12:07 am

Jim –

When Bobby finished his magnum opus, you should grant him posting privileges. He can post his expose on you right here on TBP.

That’d be a hoot!!

llpoh
llpoh
July 28, 2015 12:32 am

Stuck – Admin gets more page views in an hour than Booby has in his entire history. One thing is for certain – he sure can obsess about things – Bali bombing, Bird flu, and now how to destroy the Admin.

I really enjoyed that he labeled himself a journalism professor. That cracked me up.

llpoh
llpoh
July 28, 2015 12:34 am

Tim – that was too funny. And maybe Admin can convince DP come post on the thread a while, too. Those goat fuckers deserve each other.

BEA LEVER
BEA LEVER
July 28, 2015 1:00 am

Just a typical day on TBP……… Boy am I bushed. Let’s let the night shift take over.

card802
card802
July 28, 2015 7:16 am

HA HA! should be the new quote of the day.

Maggie
Maggie
July 28, 2015 7:30 am

@ Bea… very true and excellent final word. But if I might add one observation from the not so very newbie deck:

Finnegans Wacko is the Common Enemy that brings the haters together long enough to tar and feather him. Now, back to decimating each other with insults and pent-up bigotry.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
July 28, 2015 7:39 am

Bummer! I was hoping admin would leave him alone for a bit. Dumbass is writing up a scathing piece of “journalism” to skewer the wrong Jim Quinn. Dumbfuk can’t even do the most basic research but we’re supposed to believe he’s a journalist and a professor no less.

I was going to let him toil away, stopping in now and again to offer words of encouragement to keep him on track & keep his creative juices flowing and then ridicule his dumbass for using hims mad jurnolwism skillz to impugn the character of the wrong guy. Oh well, I’ll wait a few days then hammer him on his own site. I’m such an asshole. 🙂

Where do these dumbasses come from?

Robert S. Finnegan's wake
Robert S. Finnegan's wake
July 28, 2015 7:56 am

Bunch of pansy-assed assholes on this site. Just because I like to make up stuff and spout off about it on the internet doesn’t mean you bunch of anonymous shitbirds have any right to criticize me for it. If you were real men who were as good at telling lies and inventing falsehoods like me, why then you’d undersand. Then you’d have the balls to post your real names, addresses and phone numbers. Because then and only then would you want to talk to a dumbass like me on the phone.

gm
gm
August 12, 2015 1:55 am

how the fuck did I miss this shitfest lol musta been working too much that week , supporting someones bastard offspring with tax dollars taking out by force .