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A Segway Defeats Usain Bolt Minutes After He Wins Another World Champtionship

Segways, or jerk strollers as their known, have no place in our world, especially when they are attacking top athletes.

The awesome Usain Bolt had just won his crazy fourth 200-meter victory in the Beijing world championships and was taking an extended bow to the gathered fans. Then, tragedy struck bolt.

Or rather some camera dude on a Seqway.

Fortunately for the world, and for the fate of that cameraman, Bolt came out of it unscathed.

Though Bolt got up holding his leg around his Achilles, causing Jamaica to hold its collective breath, he seemed fine and continued jogging around the track and taking pictures with the crowd. That’s good, because as long as no one got injured, the whole thing was hilarious because that photographer — he was on a Segway, which makes it at least 75% funnier.

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran

Those Trump photos aren’t a Friday Fail. They’re a Friday Kick Ass.

wip
wip

“If Hillary can’t satisfy her husband, how do you think she will satisfy America?”

LMAO

Iska Waran
Iska Waran

T4C,

That guy in the green unitard – I don’t know what kind of superhero he is, but I like his moxie.

IndenturedServant

I’m positive this was meant for bb. Grab some chapstick and get busy!

http://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8555592448/h2D270E5D/

fear & loathing

as i laugh allow me to applaud this site and all the comments. hardly matters whether i agree or not i am just reminded there are some really smart folks out there.

RiNS

You know reading about that wedding gown story I am reminded of something I said to my wife about two months ago.

I cancelled my facebook account last year because I was tired of everyone’s postings on their newsfeed. I had tried to post stuff I thought important. Be it political, business or otherwise. At times I would post something I was doing. Most everyone else was in some sort of competition to tell everyone else their life was the most interesting in room

I came to realize that most peoples lives aren’t very interesting. Facebook has made us a nation of posers. I don’t care if someone is doing their laundry, walking their dog or showing off their tattoos (on their face) and earlobe hoops. Jesus… the dog likely has a higher IQ than that person. And going to the lake to swim in wedding dress is for me the pinnacle of vanity.

If my grandmother and grandfather who raised 11 children thru the jaws of a Great Depression were alive today they would say we have truly become a vain pathetic shadow of what was once a great society..

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