How Trump Continues To Lead The Polls

Recent polls indicate that, despite public outcry against his incendiary comments on women and minorities, Donald Trump is still the leading Republican candidate. Here are some reasons Trump stays so popular with his supporters:

  • Highly relatable lack of qualifications for holding government office
  • Americans’ appreciation for classic underdog story of man who started with only several hundred million dollars and went on to make several billion dollars
  • Only candidate to publicly state willingness to make America great again
  • Exploits other Republican candidates’ weaknesses by allowing them to open their mouths and speak on issues
  • Very, very handsome
  • Voters eager to see presidential library with three infinity pools and rooftop driving range
  • Bolstered by impassioned endorsement from Donald Trump
  • Eccentric, megalomaniac billionaire still more relatable to average American than anyone willing to dedicate life to politics
  • Appeals to widespread desire to see nation implode sooner rather than later

Via The Onion


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Stucky
Stucky
August 28, 2015 10:54 am

“Appeals to widespread desire to see nation implode sooner rather than later.” —— artcle

Now … THAT’S a valid reason to vote for The Donald!!

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
August 28, 2015 11:31 am

Heck, I’m voting for the Donald if he can get this nightmare over with and on to the next phase of our servitude.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
August 28, 2015 11:41 am

He’s got bigger balls than all 13 of the RINO candidates put together. Unfortunately, Trump supports to many Liberal positions for me but most of my friends want a Republican so bad they would vote for Lincoln to get one.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
August 28, 2015 12:00 pm

Bob Siddell- You need some new friends.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
August 28, 2015 12:07 pm

What Would Trump Do About This????

Ford Motor Co. is seriously looking into bring back the Ford Ranger p/u to be SOLD here but produced in, wait for it ….NIGERIA. How in the hell do you get Nigerians to punch the clock at a Ford factory? And why are they not bringing those jobs here?

I would not buy a vehicle produced in Nigeria no matter what brand.

Rife
Rife
August 28, 2015 12:30 pm

Illegal immigration, looking at all of our overseas military bases, wants dialogue with Putin, disliked by whore media. Why, who else have you got? Some dual citizen puppets of Israel, corporations and the M-I complex?

unit472
unit472
August 28, 2015 12:36 pm

I don’t know how much money Trump started out with, I don’t think it was hundreds of millions, but even if it was he should be commended for growing his inheritance not squandering it. He could have been a Kennedy and ‘devoted his life to public service’ rather than get a job and slowly dissipate the family fortune.

bb
bb
August 28, 2015 12:56 pm

He is doing well because he is telling the truth at least on immigration. Most people know third world immigration is a threat to our republic . As Pat Buchanan said America could end with everyone fighting EVERYBODY. In words civil war with multiple groups of people fighting each other. Yugoslavia rings a bell.

fear & loathing
fear & loathing
August 28, 2015 2:09 pm

since economic collapse better to have it under mussolini, for his legacy. ford producing pickups in migeria to compete with the japanese for isil cash, cut the freight costs/

yahsure
yahsure
August 28, 2015 5:44 pm

People can identify with loud mouth assholes. That whole telling Mexico to shove it stuff is very appealing.
Talking about our bad deals,and how he can make good deals.
The rest are quiet and meek dip shits who don’t say anything that will anger anyone.
I would like to hear what Putin would think about the Donald. I bet he likes the guy,Even respects him,What a change!
Maybe Trump could declare bankruptcy for the country! He knows how and isn’t afraid to do it.

Phil from Oz.
Phil from Oz.
August 28, 2015 7:34 pm

Yahsure – this might be a useful start –

http://russia-insider.com/en/politics/donald-trump-worried-putin-will-save-greece/ri8460

Interesting (and relevant) comments too . . . . . . 🙂 🙂

SKINBAG
SKINBAG
August 28, 2015 7:54 pm

I’m not certain, but I think I recall ‘The Donald’ bragging about using illegal Mexican laborers while building TRUMP PLAZA.

It’s all the same old worn out BULLSHIT that every politician uses in their ‘shpeal’ – some more successfully than others.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
August 28, 2015 9:23 pm

His comments on illegal immigration are spot on but he thinks Snowden is a traitor. Were he elected we could officially call our form of government fascist. Here’s a definition for those TBPers who were home schooled by BB.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fascism

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
August 28, 2015 9:44 pm

Westcoaster says: Here’s a definition for those TBPers who were home schooled by BB.

While I deplore your unwarranted attack on my buddy, that is funny.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
August 29, 2015 12:02 am

Thanks, Coyote. He had it coming from some earlier comments in my direction.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
August 29, 2015 12:21 am

Plus you hit a bunch of other fucks that probably had it coming as well.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
August 29, 2015 12:24 am
tayronachan
tayronachan
August 30, 2015 12:28 pm

“•Appeals to widespread desire to see nation implode sooner rather than later” lmao!