One of my granddaughters just turned 10 years of age. She came up to me with a grin.
“Ya know what? I read online that now I’m old enough to get married in Arkansas!”
To which my response was: “Well, if you read it on the Internet, it’s got to be true. Right?”
starfcker
August 28, 2015 12:48 pm
I was in houston some years ago, and the back page of the newspaper had a big ad for the ultimate texas event. Armadillo races, at the chili cookoff, at the rodeo.
robert h siddell jr
August 28, 2015 1:13 pm
North Florida gators don’t leave any evidence er I mean mess. .
Dirtscratcher
August 28, 2015 2:11 pm
Arkansas has squirrel cook-offs? Damn, those have got to be some pretty smart squirrels.
Iska Waran
August 28, 2015 4:08 pm
The minimum age for marriage in Arkansas (with parental consent) is 16. I’ve checked.
Tucci78
August 28, 2015 5:26 pm
“The minimum age for marriage in Arkansas (with parental consent) is 16. I’ve checked.”
And you read that on the Internet, right?
Westcoaster
August 28, 2015 9:44 pm
Gotcha beat. Ever hear about the Kuntsfest?
Tucci78
August 28, 2015 10:12 pm
“Gotcha beat. Ever hear about the Kuntsfest?”
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That’s KUNSTfest, you idjit. German for “Art Festival,” and in these United States generally a get-together celebrating German kultur, food, music, “adult beverages,” fun stuff for the kiddies, that kinda whoop-te-doo. They’re a carryover from what’s done in Germany to spread the Gemutlichkeit.
Sort of like those “Italian-American Day” festivals with the statues being marched through the streets to get banknotes pinned to ’em.
Of course, the Tedeschi don’t use their Kunstfesten as cover for the sorts of assassinations that “Crazy Joe” Gallo ordered against Joe Columbo in ’71, the hit carried out in broad daylight by one of Gallo’s crew.
Meanwhile….In NYC
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NYC? Should have multiple bodies with Shitcago and Bulletimore.
From the Missouri Department of Conservation:
How to Clean A Squirrel
http://mdc.mo.gov/discover-nature/cooking/squirrel-recipes/how-clean-squirrel
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One of my granddaughters just turned 10 years of age. She came up to me with a grin.
“Ya know what? I read online that now I’m old enough to get married in Arkansas!”
To which my response was: “Well, if you read it on the Internet, it’s got to be true. Right?”
I was in houston some years ago, and the back page of the newspaper had a big ad for the ultimate texas event. Armadillo races, at the chili cookoff, at the rodeo.
North Florida gators don’t leave any evidence er I mean mess. .
Arkansas has squirrel cook-offs? Damn, those have got to be some pretty smart squirrels.
The minimum age for marriage in Arkansas (with parental consent) is 16. I’ve checked.
“The minimum age for marriage in Arkansas (with parental consent) is 16. I’ve checked.”
And you read that on the Internet, right?
Gotcha beat. Ever hear about the Kuntsfest?
“Gotcha beat. Ever hear about the Kuntsfest?”
=========
That’s KUNSTfest, you idjit. German for “Art Festival,” and in these United States generally a get-together celebrating German kultur, food, music, “adult beverages,” fun stuff for the kiddies, that kinda whoop-te-doo. They’re a carryover from what’s done in Germany to spread the Gemutlichkeit.
Sort of like those “Italian-American Day” festivals with the statues being marched through the streets to get banknotes pinned to ’em.
Of course, the Tedeschi don’t use their Kunstfesten as cover for the sorts of assassinations that “Crazy Joe” Gallo ordered against Joe Columbo in ’71, the hit carried out in broad daylight by one of Gallo’s crew.
Ah, ethnic America….