WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Looks like a crocodile saw you wearing those shoes, got pissed off and attacked you from behind.

869

If Kentucky plans on changing their state flag anytime soon can I request this picture?

868

What is going on here? You look like a teenage girl on a beach vacation that somehow turned into the owner of the store where she bought all that nostalgic vacation garbage that falls apart after 4 days.

870

This haircut would only make sense if you were a rookie NFL player at training camp.

863

If you’re looking for a red flag in a relationship, a big one is when his heels are bigger than yours.

866

Total amount of fucks given today = 0. Deal with it.

864

I think I saw this ballet performance….It was a very sweet thing the mental institution put on by its patients. Very touching.

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Dude looks like he is about to go ride a bull he named ISIS for a solid 3 minutes then take it behind the rodeo and put it down for that American dirt nap. Get some cowboy!

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Even the monsters that hide in your kid’s closet need to pop into Walmart for supplies every now and then.

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Just in case you weren’t quite sure if you could somehow manage to get Athlete’s Foot on your hands while in a Walmart bathroom, the answer is apparently yes.

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What’s really throwing me for a loop is whether or not the stuffed dog being all dressed up makes it more weird or does it just make more sense? I can’t wrap my mind around it.

856

Aww that’s too bad. The Macho Man Randy Savage really let himself go to shit. (RIP)

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Looks like someone filled the St. Louis arch with a bunch of asses. Not a good idea.

855

This black pit of despair seems fitting for a Monday. You don’t want it to be here, I don’t want it to be here, but alas it’s here. Deal with it.

857

That’s either an elf or Andre 3000 from Outkast. Either way I’m just gonna go ahead and move on to the next aisle.

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It’s like you forget they don’t know they’re doing it. I mean, come on. If my socks aren’t covering enough ankle I know it, you can be damn sure if my ass cheeks were hanging out that I’m well aware of the situation.

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Kill Bill
Kill Bill
August 29, 2015 8:18 am

Just when you think things can’t get any worse…they do.

phoolish
phoolish
August 29, 2015 8:45 am

I’m definitely disturbed by this fashion trend of seriously overweight people wearing as little clothing as possible. WTF do they think they look like. It’s just remarkable. At least with the equally disgusting tats and holes-in-the-head I can piece together an understanding about rebelliousness, etc. With phat people wearing no clothes in public … I can’t.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
August 29, 2015 10:12 am

Walmart must be the Democrat’s Mecca.

OutLookingIn
OutLookingIn
August 29, 2015 11:45 am

Kinda gives you the “warm & fuzzys” all over, knowing the future of society is in such good hands!

Persnickety
Persnickety
August 29, 2015 1:00 pm

I’m thinking this simply represents the total confusion and illness in our society.

I’m curious if Walmarts in other countries generate such a freak show.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
August 29, 2015 4:01 pm

The lack of visible feces is no longer a valid judging criterion for PoWM posts. Although, I will never understand how you can shit yourself and not have a clue.

Sadly, the final image is the best of the group. “Best” being a very relative qualifier.