My feelings is this may be horsing around taken a tad to seriously by the wimpy boyfriend and the police. Everyone gets arrested for everything.
TJF
September 4, 2015 8:09 am
I want to see the pictures of the man’s injury before I make up my mind.
TJF
September 4, 2015 8:18 am
Strangely enough that exact same picture also is used around the internet in a story that she vandalized her ex’s new girlfriend’s car by scrawling “Wore” on it. That one makes fun of her typo, but it seems like it may be a real story. The story of her stabbing someone with a selfie stick is pure concocted BS, but funny concocted BS.
rich
September 4, 2015 8:40 am
If there is one thing I know about crazy women, it is that the sex is great. Unfortunately, after it’s all over, they are still crazy.
rob in Nova Scotia
September 4, 2015 9:54 am
TJF
The original story is even better
Origins: On 30 August 2015, the web site The Valley Report published an article titled “Woman Stabs Boyfriend for Not Liking Instagram Selfie Fast Enough.” The article (which did not name the woman depicted in the accompanying mugshot) claimed that a 22-year-old female was “arrested after stabbing her boyfriend in the face with a sharpened selfie-stick because he did not like her post on Instagram within the allotted 10 minute timeframe”:
“This is atrocious, I can’t believe I am being charged for exercising what should be a constitutional right,” says the suspect. “This is 2015. When are the fat cats in Washington going to wake up and realize that when you are in a relationship, you must like your partner’s picture as soon as they post it. If anyone is the victim here, it is me.”
Her lawyer also made a statement. “This young woman acted in self defence, he assaulted her feelings. She spent over 3 hours picking and adjusting the perfect filter for her selfie. She even logged into Facebook Messenger and saw he was ‘online now’ and had yet to acknowledge and validate her appearance, as though he thinks she is ugly. For the man to wait an entire 11 minutes is a senseless, barbaric act of violence towards her self-esteem.”
This article was nothing more than another fake news report, however. While the Valley Report‘s “About” page bears no disclaimer, it credits a comedian (not a reporter) as responsible for the site’s content. Moreover, other (obviously fake) articles published on the site include ones headlined “‘Awesomesauce’ and ‘Bruh’ Added to Dictionary While ‘Charm’ and ‘Dignity’ Removed,” “Guy Pulls Out Acoustic Guitar at Party, But THIS Version of Wonderwall Changed Them Forever,” and “Teen Gets Pregnant from Doing Weed for First Time; Then Dies.”
The photograph used for the story was actually a picture of a Connecticut woman named Shannon Csapilla, who was arrested on 20 August 2015 for vandalizing some cars, not for stabbing anyone.
I’ll defer to what Rich said…
There is saying around these parts.
She’s crazy as a bag of hammers….
Before he says it. I know Stucky it doesn’t make any sense. But I suppose that’s the point.
I know the “selfie” business is all the rage, but I recently saw this on a friend’s page. Think it is the best reply to this question EVER.
Comment on Friend’s Facebook picture: Do you have a selfie stick
August 20 at 11:16pm
Friend’s most excellent reply: No. I have friends who will take pictures of me.
August 21 at 8:06am
IndenturedServant
September 4, 2015 5:27 pm
Read a funny story yesterday about some wholesome black yute who shot himself in the throat and died while taking a selfie of himself with a gun. Well, the story itself wasn’t funny but I laughed.
Lysander
September 4, 2015 7:12 pm
IndenturedServant,…Yeah, I read that as well. I thought I’d die laughing. Homie was taking one of their standard “I’m a bad mofo gangbanger” selfies.
Speaking of crazy chicks, I dated a lot of women in my life, and not all of them I would want to admit to. Biker chicks, bar whores, loose broads I met on the road in some dingy bar, and a few nice ones.
But the only one that went batshit crazy on me was a middle-management programmer/computer whiz who worked at Aetna Information Management. A well bred woman of 28, her father had money, she dressed very well, was very well educated and had a ton of class. I had wondered what the hell she was doing with the likes of me, when one night I found out. We got into a little nothing of an argument over a Reese’s peanut butter cup that I allegedly ate from her stash in the fridge. In no time she pulled the carving knife out of the wood block thing and lunged at me.
Long story short, it ended well, without the cops coming over, but I’ll never forget the irony of that. Of all the pigs, all the hot heads and all the brainless bimbos I ‘dated’, the only gal who tried to kill me was the most normal behaving one of them all.
RHS Jr
September 5, 2015 12:50 am
Does John Wayne Bobbit mean anything to that guy? He’s actually lucky.
Jose Ramirez
September 5, 2015 3:35 am
Awe, an anti-chick article and flash and James missed it.
The beautiful blonde was telling me of a girl she knew of, a sexy white chick, very attractive with the latest and greatest implants (i saw the pic).
She has 3 kids by different dads. No, not niggers. These are white dudes. With good jobs, the kind that pay overtime in addition to salary. Collecting that child support nut, Baby.
Who the hell sharpens a selfie stick?
My feelings is this may be horsing around taken a tad to seriously by the wimpy boyfriend and the police. Everyone gets arrested for everything.
I want to see the pictures of the man’s injury before I make up my mind.
Strangely enough that exact same picture also is used around the internet in a story that she vandalized her ex’s new girlfriend’s car by scrawling “Wore” on it. That one makes fun of her typo, but it seems like it may be a real story. The story of her stabbing someone with a selfie stick is pure concocted BS, but funny concocted BS.
If there is one thing I know about crazy women, it is that the sex is great. Unfortunately, after it’s all over, they are still crazy.
TJF
The original story is even better
Origins: On 30 August 2015, the web site The Valley Report published an article titled “Woman Stabs Boyfriend for Not Liking Instagram Selfie Fast Enough.” The article (which did not name the woman depicted in the accompanying mugshot) claimed that a 22-year-old female was “arrested after stabbing her boyfriend in the face with a sharpened selfie-stick because he did not like her post on Instagram within the allotted 10 minute timeframe”:
“This is atrocious, I can’t believe I am being charged for exercising what should be a constitutional right,” says the suspect. “This is 2015. When are the fat cats in Washington going to wake up and realize that when you are in a relationship, you must like your partner’s picture as soon as they post it. If anyone is the victim here, it is me.”
Her lawyer also made a statement. “This young woman acted in self defence, he assaulted her feelings. She spent over 3 hours picking and adjusting the perfect filter for her selfie. She even logged into Facebook Messenger and saw he was ‘online now’ and had yet to acknowledge and validate her appearance, as though he thinks she is ugly. For the man to wait an entire 11 minutes is a senseless, barbaric act of violence towards her self-esteem.”
This article was nothing more than another fake news report, however. While the Valley Report‘s “About” page bears no disclaimer, it credits a comedian (not a reporter) as responsible for the site’s content. Moreover, other (obviously fake) articles published on the site include ones headlined “‘Awesomesauce’ and ‘Bruh’ Added to Dictionary While ‘Charm’ and ‘Dignity’ Removed,” “Guy Pulls Out Acoustic Guitar at Party, But THIS Version of Wonderwall Changed Them Forever,” and “Teen Gets Pregnant from Doing Weed for First Time; Then Dies.”
The photograph used for the story was actually a picture of a Connecticut woman named Shannon Csapilla, who was arrested on 20 August 2015 for vandalizing some cars, not for stabbing anyone.
I’ll defer to what Rich said…
There is saying around these parts.
She’s crazy as a bag of hammers….
Before he says it. I know Stucky it doesn’t make any sense. But I suppose that’s the point.
here’s link for what she did
http://www.stamfordadvocate.com/news/article/Mischief-made-Stamford-woman-charged-6457811.php
I know the “selfie” business is all the rage, but I recently saw this on a friend’s page. Think it is the best reply to this question EVER.
Comment on Friend’s Facebook picture: Do you have a selfie stick
August 20 at 11:16pm
Friend’s most excellent reply: No. I have friends who will take pictures of me.
August 21 at 8:06am
Read a funny story yesterday about some wholesome black yute who shot himself in the throat and died while taking a selfie of himself with a gun. Well, the story itself wasn’t funny but I laughed.
IndenturedServant,…Yeah, I read that as well. I thought I’d die laughing. Homie was taking one of their standard “I’m a bad mofo gangbanger” selfies.
Speaking of crazy chicks, I dated a lot of women in my life, and not all of them I would want to admit to. Biker chicks, bar whores, loose broads I met on the road in some dingy bar, and a few nice ones.
But the only one that went batshit crazy on me was a middle-management programmer/computer whiz who worked at Aetna Information Management. A well bred woman of 28, her father had money, she dressed very well, was very well educated and had a ton of class. I had wondered what the hell she was doing with the likes of me, when one night I found out. We got into a little nothing of an argument over a Reese’s peanut butter cup that I allegedly ate from her stash in the fridge. In no time she pulled the carving knife out of the wood block thing and lunged at me.
Long story short, it ended well, without the cops coming over, but I’ll never forget the irony of that. Of all the pigs, all the hot heads and all the brainless bimbos I ‘dated’, the only gal who tried to kill me was the most normal behaving one of them all.
Does John Wayne Bobbit mean anything to that guy? He’s actually lucky.
Awe, an anti-chick article and flash and James missed it.
The beautiful blonde was telling me of a girl she knew of, a sexy white chick, very attractive with the latest and greatest implants (i saw the pic).
She has 3 kids by different dads. No, not niggers. These are white dudes. With good jobs, the kind that pay overtime in addition to salary. Collecting that child support nut, Baby.