A poll today. Let’s see if the shit throwing monkees are concentrated. What state or country are you from?
Question of the Day, Sep 23
A poll today. Let’s see if the shit throwing monkees are concentrated. What state or country are you from?
Florida.
Southeastern NH, Northeast MA
Earth
Born in Austria.
Currently live in New Jersey.
Other states I have lived in at least one year;
—- California
—- Kansas
—- Indiana
—- Illinois
—- Michigan
States I want to live in, but never will;
—- Wyoming
—- Idaho
States where if I lived, I might consider suicide;
—- Arkansas
—- Alabama
—- Mississippi
—- California
—- Delaware
Where Ms Freud wants top move:
—- Delaware
Butte County, N. California
Bumfuq, Kansas
None of your damn business,and you’ll have to SHOW ME why you need to know.
Couldn’t help myself… am a bit of a Missouri Mule aka stubborn ass.
State of Confusion
Keystone state.
One of a dying breed: A NATIVE Coloradan
A Texan, a Californian, and a Coloradoan were out riding their horses.
The Texan pulled out an expensive bottle of whiskey, took a long draught, then another, and then suddenly threw it into the air, pulled out his gun and shot the bottle in midair.
The Californian looked at the Texan and said, “What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!! The Texan replied, “In Texas, there’s plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap.
A while later, not wanted to be outdone, the Californian pulled out a bottle of champagne, took a few sips, threw the half full champagne bottle into the air, pulled out his gun, and shot it in midair.
The Coloradoan couldn’t believe this and said “What the heck did you that for? That was an expensive bottle of champagne!! The Californian replied, “In California there is plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap.”
A while later, the Coloradoan pulled out a bottle of Stoly’s Citrona. He opened it, took a sip, took another sip, then chugged the rest. He then put the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulled out his gun, turned, and shot the Californian.
The shocked Texan said “Why in the hell did you do that?”
The Coloradoan replied, “Well, in Colorado we have plenty of Californians and bottles are worth a nickel.”
Born: Amsterdam, Netherlands.
Grew up in Allentown, PA / Chestnut Hill
Lived in: NY, VA, RI
Now reside in Minneapolis for the past 30 years.
And it IS Coloradan NOT Coloradoan. The joke is cut and paste.
Sector 9
The Socialist People’s Republic Of Connecticut…..
State Motto: “The Constitution State”…..buwahahahahaha!
FEMA region 3.
Monkey House, Marsalis Zoo, Dallas, Tx.
Born UK
Lived Hong Kong, Singapore, Malaysia, Australia, Thailand
Have visited 50+ countries but airport hassle means I have the last of the USA.
Seal Beach, CA. Currently reside in the Hedge Fund Ghetto, Bergen County NJ. We did a stint San Diego CA cuz my parents were born there, but my grandpa was a raging drunk so we moved back.
Washington, been everywhere else in this country and keep coming back, think I’ll stay.
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The phracking Republic
I live in Charlotte , NC but the North Pacific is starting to look good.Still mostly white.
The plantation I work on is currently owned by Terry Branstad.
Arkansas Home of the fattest asses in the nation..possibly the planet
Seven and a half miles from BFE Texas.
CT -surrounded by liberals.
Five miles from Wacissa and ten from Waukeenah Florida. Moved here about 20 years ago from 10 miles west of Ochlocknee Ga. Most memorable foreign assignments were Izmir Turkey and Grand Forks ND.
NW Montana and if you are from California we are full.
Born in Bawlimur, raised in the Pine Barrens, eddimicated in Penn’s Woods and the home of the same Prendergast Machine that gave us Harry S Truman.
FEMA Zone 5
Colorado
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Canukulstan
Arizona, The state with the most common sense about gun laws. The further you are from Washington the better off you are,Until you get to California,That place is fucked up.
Minny-soda. Where our ‘twin cities’ of Minneapolis and St. Paul will soon be referred to as New Somalia. Thankfully I live in an undisclosed location in the boonies of ‘greater’ Minnesota. Satellite Internet baby! Only the NSA can know where you live when you have satellite Internet.
FEMA region V
Eight Circuit
45th latititude
PA – AZ – WY – PA. Stucky, Idaho is nicer than Wyoming.
Admin wouldn’t admit that he is really shock jock James Quinn living outside Pittsburgh. We know who you are!
The socialist wonderland of MN
@N8: “The socialist wonderland of MN”
Now you got me started. These cities / states that are hijacked by the liberals got ya by the nuts. The y know only way out is to move. And those of us with businesses, families, property are stuck here.
For those unaware Minnesota has elected a gov Mark Dayton. This guy is so medicated, many times you can’t understand what he’s saying. Most of the state is controlled by cocksucking liberals.
Minneapolis is trying to implement every left wing ordinance from San Fran Sicko, Seattle, Portland. They have fucked up the streets with bike lanes, even when you can only bike 6 months of the year. They love to suck the Somali dicks. Then even renamed a street Somalia street.
Lived in:
NM
CO (twice)
TX
MT
SC (twice, unfortunately)
ID
WA
Spain
UK
I currently split my time between WA and Site R at Raven Rock. (Cheney is almost never there.)
I’m looking to book passage off this rock on the first garbage scow passes by.
Raven rock, site R, bunker 5a, with Cheney. Hat tip westcoaster. It’s really nice here. He tells me to tell you to fuck off.
@Archie: Thanks for the greeting, you can tell Cheney to go suck BB’s dick.
And btw I am, sad to say, originally a Hoosier.
Hey westcoaster, Cheney has passed out. I think he drank human blood earlier. Not sure. When he recovers I’ll let you know what he says in response.
Earth would be great if it weren’t for the people.
As a peripatetic wanderer, I started out as a Texican from what’s now Austintatious. Philippines, South Korea; a couple of years in Paris. Spent 30 years in Detroit, one winter. The last 30 years in the SW Texas desert. Now in south Jawgia.
Aiken County, South Carolina. I grew up here and really love it.
But I’ll offer Lindsey Graham to anyone, free, if you’ll take him off our hands.
Lived in:
Texas
Oklahoma
Louisiana
Arkansas
New Mexico
Calif.
Oregon
Washington
NH
Mass
PA
Tenn.
Indiana
Puerto Rico
UK
Spain
Australia
NC
AZ
Missing a few, which will come to me eventually.
Idaho
Colorado
You folks do not understand itinerant, I bet.
NJ briefly
Rhode Island
As the Beach Boys said: “Round, round get around I get around”.
Bet SSS has a big list.
Add Michigan and Nevada to the list.
The buttholes were:
Puerto Rico by a country mile and then some. PR has to be close to the butthole capital of the world.
NM (except for the high desert areas)
Lousyana
East Texas
Indiana
NH (because it was so frigging cold)
Apologies to anyone living in said buttholes. To each their own.
Best places, at the time:
Oregon
AZ
NC
UK
Spain
Oz
San Antone area, TX (ignoring the corrupt cops)
wow t4c , I think that often . but I live in Georgia for now