You see a Walmart Halloween prank. I see an accurate depiction of every Walmart cashier I’ve ever dealt with.
Halloween on a budget makes me smile more than it should. Sick Leeloo costume bro.
Not quite the cottonmouth your buddies probably had in mind, but you do you buddy.
Mr. Minnie Mouse over here looking like Mickey Mouse and Elvis Presley had a love child.
I guess that’s more creative than writing “annoying asshole” on your head…Try not to hurt yourself like the rest of your squad.
You see a crazy haircut. I see someone creatively stealing a mop. I’m a glass half-full kinda guy.
Hell yes I’ll buy that ziplock baggie full of Sour Patch Kids. No reason for concern here. In fact it will make it easier for me when I pass out loose unwrapped candy to all the neighborhood kids for Halloween.
Guess they did decide to come out with a Pumpkin Spice Douche for the fall.
Not that many people can rock out the wife beater belly-shirt. I’m thinking, really jacked dudes like the Rock and every Guido from the late 80’s.
Turns out just about everybody can have kids. Doesn’t take much brains to do it either.
I’m very scared at the thought of how much actual danger I would have to be in before I’d let this Batman attempt to save me.
Nothing spells out ‘horny’ like the Tasmanian Devil…
You know what this guy’s favorite cheese is? Swiss. Yeah, blows my mind too…
For the first time in my life, I would rather eat a Subway sandwich. So please move out of my way.
It was a long weekend of rain here at the PoWM headquarters, but we are back…well at least two-thirds of the way back…
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My youngest son helped me out this week with a variety of intense chores that required both his time and attention and he did a great job with no complaint. I was both impressed and proud. As a reward I asked him if he would like to pick out a Lego set to build- his hobby these days. I drove him to the closest place that sells them, yes, WalMart a couple of towns over.
He and I made our way to the toy section, he made his pick and we got in line at the cashier where we both stood in amazement at the horrors that pass these days as fellow humans. I mean people who were three to four times the size of a healthy being, grown men wearing clip on cat ears, people so tattooed their own mother wouldn’t recognize them, the toothless with carts full of processed foods thirty years my junior and looking like they already had one foot in the grave. My son kept looking up at me with shock on his face and I’d just grin back and shake my head. I asked the woman as we paid what the deal was with all the employees wearing animal ears and she replied “Halloween” (I’m pretty sure that’s at the end of the month unless that’s been redefined as well). My son said to her with a straight face-“You should tell them it’s hunting season” as a caution. Even he knows Halloween is a one day event, not a month long festival.
What is it about this store that attracts the misbegotten?
HF, please write an article on your thoughts about the meaning of/possible spiritual state of mind of those that are so tatted. I’d love to hear your thoughts. I believe it’s an ominous sign of our times.
I read that there was an Indian tribe that the adults complained that their youth were possessed by a demon who made them beat on the drums all day, pierce and tattoo themselves.
That Indian tribe somewhere near Burning Man?
The first lie is moral equivalence. Islam fails because it allows pederasty disguised as marriage from their prophet Mohammed, whose first wife was nine (!) when married. That they see this as exemplary is a clear sign of degeneracy.
The second lie is moral relativity; it is not the same to equate Western Civilization (where it still exists) with any Communist regime. Evil still exists in the world, and even Putin said “Those who would not recreate the Soviet Union have no heart. Those who would have no brain.”
Finally, there are absolutes. Those who would rule us with fear and deception are evil.
http://www.abc6.com/story/30212276/800-pound-man-looking-for-a-second-chance-
About 80% of the people are idiots, low IQ “Me too” Conformists, delusional or clueless degenerates.
It’ seems as if this is a more recent trend but it’s not. The morons have always been legion, but now a days by the way they mark themselves up and dress so many more of them are becoming easy to spot at a distance. Regardless a great many of these people in-spite of what we might think about them are friendly, trustworthy and will willingly work. Some have skills. Folks like this are perfect for some sort of slavery or servitude as they do fine if they given a task, managed, have guidance and only put to the whip when when appropriate.
Unfortunately the remaining 20% of us are mostly made up of criminals, psychopaths or just plain assholes. Most of the truly capable evil resides in this 20%. It seems as if there are no decent human beings. But they do exist. I know because I met one once. hardscrabble farmer might be a good one too. As for me I don’t kid myself. I fall into the criminal, psychopath, asshole camp.
Anyway we are all doomed and doomed real hard so it’s no use worrying about it all to much. But even with doom upon us, with it’s dangerous wickedness and stupidity running amuck the world is an amazing place full of beauty, opportunity and great joy. What you see might be ominous signs but that’s part of life’s deal. Life in all it’s forms is a good thing. Always will be until it is no more.
So what is it now, a bit over 100 years since intelligence or even the willingness to work hard was correlated with breeding success and about 50 years or so since these factors actually became strongly negatively correlated with the number of children one has. Why would one be surprised, selective breeding and evolution do what they do, for good or ill. Luckily there are still a few good people having several kids, but getting rarer.
In case it flies past anyone’s radar… the guy in the video saying fuck the taxpayers he depends on, is the same guy in the sob story news article.
@bruce
In the past people were not able to stay alive en-masse who couldn’t get their basic shit together.
There was also a throttle to the degree assholes could express themselves without being held at gunpoint by both decent people as well as other assholes who know better than to totally ruin their milk cows.