MEANWHILE….IN TEXAS

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Persnickety
Persnickety

Oh she got a shot all right…

BEA LEVER
BEA LEVER

Something FLU up her skirt.

Card802
Card802

What does a 14 year old blond say when her mom claims she got pregnant from a flu shot?

Are you sure it’s mine?

M.I.A.
M.I.A.

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“In my 26 years of practice, I have never heard once of such a thing as someone being impregnated by a vaccine, but I did some research and found out it is more common than most people think”.

“Vaccine technology is fairly recent in history so we hypothesize how they work, but as in this instance, why do some women fall pregnant from vaccines?” asks PhD student Alexa Goldberg, who is writing her doctoral thesis on the subject.

Texas: 14-Year Old Virgin Falls Pregnant After Flu Shot

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Interesting . Wonder what the baby will look like ? It is possible. Christ didn’t have a biological father. Maybe you people don’t want to admit this could be a miracle child.

Penn head , was thinking about you yesterday.

bluestem
bluestem

Oh, mercy, John

Desertrat
Desertrat

I’ll believe that about the same time that I believe that Obama is a fine upstanding gentleman with the best interests of the nation in his heart.

Persnickety
Persnickety

“Penn head , was thinking about you yesterday.”

And I have no idea whether I should be flattered or scared. 🙂

Kill Bill
Kill Bill

The Heebs said Pantera, a roman warrior, was the father of Yeshua beebs.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill

And WTF is there a picture of some old women when the article talks of a 24 yr old student?

Oh. Wait. Its from World Nut Daily.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster

I’m surprised all the Bible-thumpers and bead-squeezers around here haven’t claimed it’s the 2nd coming. Hell, maybe it is?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

You guys are missing the newsy part: 14 YO Texas virgin. Can it be true in the land of steers and queers?

Was there no snaggle tooth, brain dead, drunken, half-blind, pony tail, mountain cabin resident willing to marry this girl earlier?

starfcker
starfcker

EC, that’s funny

flash
flash

even a farce..a shit for brains rainbow New Yorker would still fall for this.

overthecliff

Are there any virgins at 14 in Texas?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

There called old maids, like the kernels you find in the bottom of your Orville Redenbacker.

Lysander
Lysander

@El Coyote….’Was there no snaggle tooth, brain dead, drunken, half-blind, pony tail, mountain cabin resident willing to marry this girl earlier?”

Laugh my ass off. I lived in Burnet TX for almost a year. I came back to CT a lot wiser for it. If I owned Hell and Texas, I’d rent out Texas and live in Hell.

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