We got a phone call from our attorney this morning. The buyer’s attorney contacted our attorney and said the deal is cancelled. They claimed there were too many items to address on the inspection report. This is bullshit … there were 11 items and most of them were nickel-and-dime stuff. This is why I don’t have a gun, otherwise I would shoot that fat copfuk. Yeah, it was a copfuk. Not even the buyer’s realtor knows what the fuck just happened. So, we’re back to square one. I hate this fucking shit more than you can imagine. I’ll be painting two rooms and fixing shit over the next several days.
BEA LEVER
Sorry Stuck, that really sucks. This may sound lame but everything happens for a reason and maybe there is another buyer out there waiting in the wings who will pay full price. Hope so.
BEA LEVER
OMG Stuck- Sorry about the typo on Ms Freud….Gosh.
EL Coyote
The copfuck got spooked that someone more oversexed than himself had lived in the house. He had to find a bunch of excuses to welsh on the deal, then he sent a lawyer to spoof Stuck so he didn’t get sued. This is why people require earnest money when accepting an offer, it looks bad when a house drops out of a sale. Also, and I’m not suggesting people are racists, but it helps to put pictures of white folks, good looking ones, in the picture frames and hide the photos of El Coyote, no matter how fond you are, they will not understand.
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Figures. They couldn’t find three wise men.
Somebody needs to send this to Fred Reed!
“Figures. They couldn’t find three wise men.” ———— nkit
Or, a VIRGIN !!
bada boom, bada bing
Stucky
Nice townhouse you and Ms Fraud are moving to, looks brand new. No grass to cut or snow to shovel, good choice.
Bea
We won’t be moving there, at least not yet.
We got a phone call from our attorney this morning. The buyer’s attorney contacted our attorney and said the deal is cancelled. They claimed there were too many items to address on the inspection report. This is bullshit … there were 11 items and most of them were nickel-and-dime stuff. This is why I don’t have a gun, otherwise I would shoot that fat copfuk. Yeah, it was a copfuk. Not even the buyer’s realtor knows what the fuck just happened. So, we’re back to square one. I hate this fucking shit more than you can imagine. I’ll be painting two rooms and fixing shit over the next several days.
Sorry Stuck, that really sucks. This may sound lame but everything happens for a reason and maybe there is another buyer out there waiting in the wings who will pay full price. Hope so.
OMG Stuck- Sorry about the typo on Ms Freud….Gosh.
The copfuck got spooked that someone more oversexed than himself had lived in the house. He had to find a bunch of excuses to welsh on the deal, then he sent a lawyer to spoof Stuck so he didn’t get sued. This is why people require earnest money when accepting an offer, it looks bad when a house drops out of a sale. Also, and I’m not suggesting people are racists, but it helps to put pictures of white folks, good looking ones, in the picture frames and hide the photos of El Coyote, no matter how fond you are, they will not understand.