Well it’s Iowa tonight. Give me the top three R’s with percentages. And the two nitwit D’s with percentages.
Question of the day, Feb 1
Well it’s Iowa tonight. Give me the top three R’s with percentages. And the two nitwit D’s with percentages.
Trump – 33%
Cruz – 22%
Rubio – 19%
Sanders – 49%
Clinton – 46%
Trump: 31%
Rubio: 25%
Cruz: 23%
Sanders: 48%
Clinton: 45%
Hope you are right. I would say
Trump-35-40 %
other R’s don’t matter
D’s- too close to call-hoping Bernie wacks the bitch
Again with no question. Mike, we are going to have to send you to remedial grammar classes. Anyway, having assumed questions out of that mess the answers are obviously as follows:
Repubs: Larry: 109%, Curly: -137 %, Moe: $43.07
Dems: Abbott: 2 + 2 = I do not know ’cause my server is down, Costello: 2+ 2 = free college plus all the rich you can eat.
Trump 30%
Cruz 25%
Rubio 18%
Sanders 49%
Clinton 42%
If former NSA analyst John Schindler, a man with deep ties to the intelligence community, is correct in his assertion that he made today concerning the Hag’s top secret e-mails, then the bitch’s goose may be cooked. Schindler is claiming that some of the ‘top-secret-and-beyond’ emails on Hillary’s unsecure server contained the true identities of CIA officers, as well as foreign nationals on the agency’s payroll. If that is true, she definitely put lives of CIA agents and the nation’s security at risk, all to cover her tracks whilst selling favors. Funny, but just a couple of days ago she claimed that this whole mess was just “Republicans grasping at straws.” Ironically, it might indeed be the proverbial straw that broke the nasty bitch’s back. One can only pray.
Dewey – 56%
Truman – 38%
Ida No – 6%
Reading 33 1/3%
Riting 33 1/3%
Rithmatic 33 1/3%
Drink 60%
Drugs 40%
Common Core Bitchezzz!
All this emphasis is put on Iowa, but far from being a bellwether, Iowa has a habit of picking some loony fringe candidates. Remember Santorum winning last time?!! Part of it is due to the flyover nature of the state, but also its just so easy for party shenanigans to manipulate the state. Remember, its a caucus, not a primary. This year there is even more incentive for the Republican establishment to doctor the vote through many nefarious ways. The Repubs, media, etc. all want to see Trump come in anywhere but first and use that as ammo for the next few weeks. Iowa is like your 8th grade girlfriend; fun at the time, but looking back you don’t even remember her.
Cruz 32
Trump 28
Carson 13
The headline will be “TRUMP LOSES IOWA!!!!”
Plus Bernie will win by a percent a two. He may be destined to lose to the Clinton machine, but follow the money. There is a lot more money to be made by the campaigns, the party, the media, etc. by having two candidates duke it out than having the party nomination locked up in February. We will have a puppet show on the Democrat side if for no other reason than CNN wants more ad revenue.
Cruz 28
Trump 26
Rubio 21
Democrats: WGAF
Rubio & Clinton…because it’s rigged.
Greetings,
I did a gig a few years ago for Broadcasters. These are guys that own the stations that carry NBC, CBS, ABC, FOX, etc. These guys, while not allowed to own too much in any single market, owned, on average, at least 10 stations or more each and owned multiple “brands” (fox, NBC, etc).
What I learned by listening in at these closed meetings was that 20% of their gross revenue comes from elections and they will outright lie lie lie to make sure that as many of the elections as possible that are happening within a certain market are 50/50 right up to election day.
Elections are by far their biggest source of income and they do not wish to lose a single penny by having an election over this early in the game. All of the data is manipulated – all of it. Nothing they say can be taken at face value.
Trump 33
Paul 23
Rubio 20
Clinton 47
Sanders 46
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LL – that was specifically for you, glad you enjoyed it. Or should I say, glad you enjoyed it?
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Trump 1, RINOs 0. As for Harpy and Harpo, two ends of the same turd.
Hillary could strangle a 6 week old puppy on national TV and her fans would still vote for her.
She could crap on Old Glory on national TV and her fans would still vote for her.
She could perform a live birth abortion on national TV and her fans would still vote for her.
She could tell God himself, in person, to go fuck himself on national TV and her fans would still vote for her,
This is how deranged, ignorant and fascist that her voter base is.
Trump- 53%
Paul- WGAF
Rubio- WGAF
Clinton- 42%
Uncle Bernie- 47%
Mostly- I Don’t GAF.
Did someone remember to put a Depends on Starfcker? This caucus is all he has talked about for weeks on end, thank God it is finally here.
Trump comes in 3rd. He has no ‘ground game’. Like a typical Manhattan Capitalist, he thought he could go cheap with people in fly-over country. WRONG. Or I at least hope the good people (welfare farmers) will prove me right.
If Trump wins Iowa then it’s over for the rest of ’em. That is my wish.
Just like the track, will waste my dollar on the long shots…O’Malley in the stretch (outlasting the nag), and Christy cruzing by a nose…
In caucus right now. Turnout is heavy!
Wow , this is a tuff question !
My predictions?
Republican = 0%
Democraps = 0%
The relentless march of the bureaucracy , deep state, any mechanism of control of people = 100%
Prove me wrong ! Give me hope ! Please and I am asking nicely
Bea, no depends needed, but I’m quite satisfied with where things stand. BTW, I think your number is the best guess here.
REPUKES
—1. Donald gets over 50%
—2. Megcunt Kelly blows The Donald on air as a sign of repentance.
DEMOCRAPS
—1. The Cadaver Commie wins a close one
—2. Bill gives Hillary a blowjob to make her feel better.
Mahtomedi @ 7:26 PM. Trump will not come in 3rd in Iowa or anywhere else.. His “ground game” is in the hearts of the American people who are sick and tired of the status quo. Personally, I believe Admins’ predictions at 4:22 p.m. will prove to be prophetic. Or, at the least, very close. Tune in tomorrow…
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Vote being counted now. Trump 29. Cruz 26. No others close.
@Unforgettable
Your words to God’s ear . I want Trump, but I doubt he understands how to ‘win it’.
Remember, this is the country that elected Slick Willy from Arkansas to lead us.
Latest Drudge:
Trump 33%
Cruz 32%
Rubio 13%
Clinton 53%
Sanders 46%
Wow ! So far Im actually right lol .
My brother is at the caucus, says Rubio is kicking ass.
I’m drinking a nice Grenache.
EF
Mahtomedi – I hear ya. I tend to think the Trump phenomenon is an illustrative, and perhaps, underestimated movement that none of us fully comprehend, currently.. Time will tell. We live in interesting times, for sure…
Now I hear my sister and BIL, staunch democrats, are at the Republican caucus to make sure Trump doesn’t get in.
Gawd. Funny.
EF
If it as heavy a turn out as they say Trumps people are showing up. We saw this same thing when Obama won.
Trump 23
Cruz 21
Rubio12
Drudge is reporting a Repug ‘crash’ of their software that counts the votes. I’m sure there will be honest people looking into this development. Jeb Bush denies any knowledge of anything. Especially any war that his children didn’t have to fight and die in.
Cruz kicking Trump’s ass.
The Cruz Missile strikes!
Trump’s supporters in Iowa are not the kind of people that attend caucuses.
Flash……………………………………
Cruz 28%
Trump 25%
Rubio 22%
Clinton 50%
Sanders 49%
From Drudge
Past history proves Iowa is known for their predilection in choosing national NON-winners. Today is the first step of the journey. Prepare for the long haul. Doesn’t matter if Trump or Cruz wins the Republucan causes in Iowa. It wont be clear until post Super Tuesday.
Republican caucuses, not causes. Bleh.
CNN Projects Cruz wins Iowa
6th sign of the Apocalypse.
That was me. Sanders and Clinton too close to call
Chris Christie just hit 2% with 85% reporting! There is hope for us guys that get stereotyped because of our wardrobe choice.
To put this into perspective: Cruz got 46,000 votes. The Donald got 41,000.
We are a nation of 300+ million. Fuck Iowa. Go shit in your corn fields.
Status Quo: 1
Trumpeteers: 0
Somehow I am not surprised.
I am beginning to think the fastest way to reset might be Sanders. Hitlery will not do anything to rock the boat, and the Repubs are looking more of the same, unless Trump can overcome the mass position of the media, the Repubs, and the Dems.
Fuck it. Time to tie me kangaroo down, mate. It is beer o:clock at the doomstead.
Star and Trumpeteers-
My guess at 53% Trump was based on the constant roar of Donnie’s TBP crew proclaiming his unrivaled and unbeatable popularity……..boy I really missed that one. On to NH Trumpeteers.
So far as Cruz, what a dweeb and bank owned crook. The maroons in this country would vote for the devil himself. I am 100% sure that we will get the best president that money can buy.