Stucky’s 6 Undenial Proofs That The Holocaust NEVER Happened

I’m going to keep this very brief because my nutter conspiracy friends can’t grasp complex ideas, long sentences, or words with more than three syllables. The twenty thousand word treatise on this subject, replete with references, will appear in the next quarterly issue of Smithsonian.

Quite simply, to prove the Holocaust never happened, all one has to do is prove that Jews don’t exist. Let us examine the evidence.

Evidence #1.  There is much historical evidence of the Jews … by the Jews.

The existence of Jews, some argue, is based on historical records … especially the origin of Jews as documented in the Old Testament, which is thousands of years old. However, only one question needs to be asked here; who wrote these records?? Yup, da Jews!! There’s most obviously a “self-serving” aspect to this self-proclamation. Therefore, all such historical records must be summarily dismissed.
 

Evidence #2.  There is much historical evidence of the Jews … by non-Jews.

Of course there is! These non-Jews are part of the conspiracy! No self-respecting non-Jew would ever say – “Hey, looky here. I found me a Jew.” unless, of course, there was an interest in Big Money which the Jews, if they existed, would have plenty of. Once again, non-Jew proclamations of Jewry must be dismissed.

Evidence #3. Gefilte Fish

The secret ingredient in gefilte fish;

Humans can’t eat that shit and not die within weeks, if not days. This is a supposed staple of the (non-existent) Jew diet. So, even if there was a Jew … a long long time ago … they would have quickly died off from some flesh destroying bacteria.

Evidence #4. Jew Culture

People are often heard to admire the cultural and scientific accomplishments of the Jew which is most often attributed to “the Jewish way of life”. Red Herring! Straw Dog! We are not interested in examining the Jew way of life. No! We are looking for Jew people. These are two separate questions. Just because you examine the way of life of the Loopy Indian tribe in Oklahoma, doesn’t mean that Loopies actually exist.

Evidence #5: Eyewitnesses who claim to have seen a Jew

First, eyewitness testimony is notoriously inaccurate. Ask ten people who witnessed an accident “what happened?” , and the result will be ten different answers. Second, one cannot discount that these eyewitnesses were bought off by The Great Jew Conspiracy. Lastly, I have spoken to many of these eyewitnesses. One said Jews have big noses and olive colored skin. Another said they have fair skin like Northern Europeans. One Jew said they believe in just one God. Another Jew said He WAS God! One eyewitness said they were filthy rich. Another said they lived in great poverty, and everyone picked on them. The variations in these descriptions are so diverse that one must conclude they are nothing more than Fanciful Tales. Eyewitness testimony is as worthless as tits on a boar hog.

Evidence #6: There are people who claim to be …. Jew!

An insidious lie from the pits of hell. A master stroke designed by Satan’s Department Of Jew Myths. Of course they claim to exist!  What else did you expect?

Conclusion: Jews don’t exist, therefore there was no Holocaust.

I have provided more proof that the Jew does not exist, than the supposed proof that there was no Moon Landing.

The only question that remains is whether or not the Moonie Leader (hardscrabble farmer) and his Hall Of Dunces minions (Bea Lever, flash, Back in Pa Mike, mesomorph, Aravan, Rise Up, Gryffyn, razzle, and a host of regulars too chickshit cowardly to participate) will remain consistent by adopting the view presented here. Or, will they be hypocrites and buy into the lie of the existence of The Jew?

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