FOUR WORDS TO YOUR 17 YEAR OLD SELF

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Axel
Axel
March 15, 2016 10:11 am

Women are only trouble.

Dan
Dan
March 15, 2016 10:12 am

Buy some gold, asshole

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
March 15, 2016 10:15 am

Think before you act.

rhs jr
rhs jr
March 15, 2016 10:18 am

Avoid the Hot Women.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
March 15, 2016 10:19 am

Stay out of debt.

TC
TC
March 15, 2016 10:34 am

Go ahead bang her

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
March 15, 2016 10:36 am

First Two Are Bitches .

Stucky
Stucky
March 15, 2016 10:36 am

Don’t eat yellow snow.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 15, 2016 10:43 am

Get a draft deferment.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
March 15, 2016 10:46 am

Question Authority

pablo
pablo
March 15, 2016 10:51 am

Take the Red pill.

TPC
TPC
March 15, 2016 10:53 am

Always keep working out.

Faux Queue
Faux Queue
March 15, 2016 10:55 am

Don’t play the game.

Oh, and…..

Never trust the state (government).

Tommy
Tommy
March 15, 2016 11:01 am

Always question a boomer.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 15, 2016 11:08 am

buy yahoo and google

motley3
motley3
March 15, 2016 11:15 am

No it won’t hurt

harry p.
harry p.
March 15, 2016 11:16 am

conventional wisdom is stupid

stay disciplined always train

a shitstorm is coming

beware of govt gifts

go at it alone

Wip
Wip
March 15, 2016 11:21 am

Wake the fuck up!!!

Stucky
Stucky
March 15, 2016 11:23 am

Don’t buy cheap condoms.

sammy
sammy
March 15, 2016 11:40 am

Skip College Learn Programming

Peaceout
Peaceout
March 15, 2016 11:41 am

Buy the fucking dip

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
March 15, 2016 12:05 pm

Turn your guitar down !!!!!!!!!

Robert Gore
Robert Gore
March 15, 2016 12:13 pm

Get off your ass!

harry p.
harry p.
March 15, 2016 12:23 pm

Learn a martial art

Learn to pull out

Don’t be a pussy

Most people ducking suck

harry p.
harry p.
March 15, 2016 12:23 pm

Most people fucking suck

harry p.
harry p.
March 15, 2016 12:25 pm

Proofread then hit enter

warts
warts
March 15, 2016 12:30 pm

enjoy today fuck tomorrow

Suzanna
Suzanna
March 15, 2016 12:56 pm

think before you speak

pete best
pete best
March 15, 2016 1:01 pm

Put everything in APPLE

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
March 15, 2016 1:12 pm

Smile it confuses people.
Bob.

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
March 15, 2016 1:13 pm

Life begins after coffee.
Bob.

jamesthewanderer
jamesthewanderer
March 15, 2016 1:21 pm

Ignore all the lies

Don’t trust any politicians

save money for tomorrow

Learn to laugh often

Develop some investments overseas

Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
March 15, 2016 1:53 pm

She isn’t worth it.
A hooker is cheaper.
Save money spend wisely.
Trust none but yourself.
Get a haircut hippy.
Quit smoking you idiot.
Don’t join the military.
Don’t be a follower.
Stop playing with that.

Bob
Bob
March 15, 2016 3:24 pm

Buy Intel and Microsoft

ASIG
ASIG
March 15, 2016 4:10 pm

Of all the entries so far the one that would have had the greatest positive financial impact if I had followed that advice starting at 17 until now would be;

Smoke Jensen says:
“A hooker is cheaper.”

I’d be ahead by — Oh I don’t know,,, a couple of million.

Back in PA Mike
Back in PA Mike
March 15, 2016 4:51 pm

Dont marry what you can’t carry.

Yes, I know that’s 6 words, but would’ve been damn good advice!!!

Hershel Pasternak
Hershel Pasternak
March 15, 2016 4:56 pm

Stay out of trouble

Llpoh
Llpoh
March 15, 2016 6:27 pm

Listen more talk less

Llpoh
Llpoh
March 15, 2016 6:29 pm

Bet on Buster Douglas

Llpoh
Llpoh
March 15, 2016 6:33 pm

Get in some trouble

Sell on 8 11

Buy on 10 11

Stucky
Stucky
March 15, 2016 7:59 pm

Don’t forget to duck.

Rise Up
Rise Up
March 15, 2016 8:52 pm

must buy more ammo

Pirate Jo
Pirate Jo
March 15, 2016 9:05 pm

Do well in math.

General
General
March 15, 2016 10:53 pm

Buy gold and silver.

Don’t trust the Feds.

Do not marry, ever. (renting is cheaper)

underfire
underfire
March 16, 2016 12:28 am

SOB wouldn’t have listened anyway.

Stucky
Stucky
March 16, 2016 12:50 am

Get off my lawn!!!

Maggie
Maggie
March 16, 2016 1:10 am

Keep your legs crossed.

Keep your books open.

TacticalZen
TacticalZen
March 16, 2016 2:59 am

Discerning truth is invaluable. (More precious than gold or jewels)