German Humor

Germans aren’t known for their humor ….. which is weird because you all have Stucky, and I can be a funny motherfucker at times.

Background: So, the Green Party introduced a bill to adopt a  “Campaign for Acceptance of Gender and Sexual diversity, Self-Determination and against Homo and Trans-phobia in Brandenburg” as well as “Giving equal rights and societal equality for LGBTTQQ (Lesbian, Gay, Bi-sexual, Trans, Two-spirit, Queer, Questioning) people in Brandenburg

Enter Steffen Königer of Germany’s new Alternative for Germany party.

Königer opened his speech “Dear Ladies and Gentleman…” and then took the complete list of 60 possible genders which has been adopted by Facebook, and proceeded to name each one in a salutation which lasted over 3 minutes.

Sehr  kommish!!  (very funny).

https://youtu.be/SAHvLAJ-5aQ


Author: Stucky

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Persnickety
Persnickety
June 16, 2016 2:10 pm

Awesome. Awesome.

I think there were some repeats, but it doesn’t matter.

Dirtscratcher
Dirtscratcher
June 16, 2016 2:17 pm

Maybe other Germans don’t have a sense of humor, but this guy sure does. But then again, I think this is more accurately described as sarcastic wit, which makes it even funnier.

Rob in Nova Scotia
Rob in Nova Scotia
June 16, 2016 2:20 pm

There is still a flicker of sanity in that country. I just wonder if it is too late.

kokoda
kokoda
June 16, 2016 2:44 pm

The AfD party rejects your proposal. Thank you.

Perfect.

Muck About
Muck About
June 16, 2016 3:46 pm

Well, I can’t claim to be a whole 100% German.. My roots are from the Alsace-Lorraine ; Grandfather a German who came over thru Ellis Island and Grandmother French. So my sweetie calls me “her hardheaded romantic kraut” when slightly pissed at me.

But I do claim a sense of humor – must be the French half.

MA

Katze im Sack
Katze im Sack
June 16, 2016 5:37 pm

funny part is @ 1:10, when the chairman asks if he is allowed to ask a question, obviously to end the agony. He gets the answer he deserves.

And, of course, the end: “We reject your proposal. Thank you.”

More of that.

Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
June 16, 2016 8:15 pm

Das war wunderbar!

danubian
danubian
June 17, 2016 4:40 am

Bit rich coming from someone with hair like a woman. Who gives a shit – Germany is finished – rotting from within, full of welfare crybabies and immigrants and single mums with degenerate kids – and worst of all it is written in German DNA that the State is God … for this reason alone they are suffering the same fate as the native america indians. And they deserve it for such idolatry.

Ed
Ed
June 17, 2016 11:00 am

Yeah, there are German jokes. Not many, and they’re usually sarcasm, but better than the Swiss. A customer of mine, back in the 80s, told me that he was in Bern, having dinner with clients and he proposed that each person told a joke from his own country, in a language foreign to his home country (all present spoke several languages.

He invited the Swiss member of the group to tell a Swiss joke in French. The Swiss client simply said, “There are no Swiss jokes”. The German client said, ” I only know one German joke and it’s meaningless in English or French”.

Funny, but true.