Muck’s Minute #33

For those of you who want to know the true feelings of your Civilian Government toward our armed forces, you just might check out the video attached.

What I wanted to illustrate by stealing this little public access video is the utter disregard in which our current President holds the Military.  The second thing I want to illustrate is that the command pilot of this helicopter has brass balls the size of grapefruit, he or she is a patriot of the first order and should receive a medal for what he did.

President Obummer should receive a kick in the ass.

When The President did not honor the salute of the Marine at the steps to the helicopter, the Command Pilot booted The President’s ass off the aircraft and made him do it right.

 

Have an honorable day Mr. Marine, sir!  We thank you for your service even if it is to a jackass. To the Command Pilot of the helicopter, may all your journeys be safe ones as your honor and will live after you.

 

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Author: MuckAbout

Retired Engineer and Scientist (electronic, optics, mechanical) lives in a pleasant retirement community in Central Florida. He is interested in almost everything and comments on most of it. A pragmatic libertarian at heart he welcomes comments on all that he writes.

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diogenes
diogenes
September 15, 2016 9:12 am

The administration uses the military as pawns in order to control oil, heroin, etc. They don’t give a rat’s ass about their lives.

susanna
susanna
September 15, 2016 10:08 am

Kissinger: “military men are just dumb stupid animals
to be used as pawns in foreign policy”…

http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/218473-military-men-are-just-dumb-stupid-animals-to-be-used

Anonymous
Anonymous
  susanna
September 16, 2016 4:31 pm

Susy, don’t you believe it.

Muck

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
September 15, 2016 10:19 am

A Marine would not expect a salute in return from a civilian or a person not in uniform. Marines salute only when outside in uniform or when under arms inside; they NEVER salute when uncovered (no hat or head covering) or when out of uniform. If in uniform the Marine would salute an officer (if he is in uniform or not) or senior civilian official. The Marine WOULD expect acknowledgement of his salute, by a greeting, nod of the head or something similar. Obama should have greeted the Marine or otherwise noted his salute.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  Muck About
September 15, 2016 5:23 pm

“May he fly another 20,000 hours without a scratch!”

Absolutely agree! Although it’s tough when your bird of choice is a helo! Helicopters are said to be “a loose collection of 20,000 parts flying in close formation, each of which trying to kill you at any given moment.” Still, I’d like to fly in one!

Hagar
Hagar
  IndenturedServant
September 15, 2016 9:31 pm

I am reminded of a senior helicopter pilot while receiving a safety award for 25,000 hours accident free flying was asked, “Gabby, (his actual given name), to what do you attribute this monumental safety record?” Gabby replied simply, “An equal number of takeoffs and landings.”

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  Hagar
September 15, 2016 9:55 pm

Aviation humor is great!

“If something hasn’t broken on your helicopter, it’s about to.”

“Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!”

Hagar
Hagar
  IndenturedServant
September 15, 2016 10:27 pm

Just for you IS.

If helicopters are so safe, how come there are no vintage/classic helicopter fly-ins?

Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock!
Roger; it’s only 1:30 now—what’ll I do ’til then?

Real planes use only a single stick to fly. This is why bulldozers & helicopters — in that order — need two.

I never liked riding in helicopters because there’s a fair probability that the bottom part will get going around as fast as the top part.

P = The problem logged by the pilot.
S = The solution logged by the mechanic.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: No. 2 propeller seeping prop fluid.
S: No. 2 propeller seepage normal. Nos. 1, 3 and 4 propellers lack normal seepage.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.

P: Autopilot in “altitude-hold” mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what they’re there for!

P: Transponder inoperative.
S: Transponder always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: The T/C ball seemed stuck in the middle during my last turn.
S: Congratulations! You’ve just made your first coordinated turn.

P: Suspected crack in windscreen.
S: Suspect you’re right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed radar with words.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Radio switches stick
S: Peanut butter no longer served to flight crew

P: Screaming sound in cabin at start-up
S: Company accountant deplaned

P: Funny smell in cockpit
S: Pilot told to change cologne

P: Aircraft 2,400 lbs over max weight
S: Aircraft put on diet of 92 octane

P: #3 engine knocks at idle
S: #3 engine let in for a few beers

P: #3 engine runs like it’s sick
S: #3 engine diagnosed with hangover

P: Brakes howl on application
S: Don’t step on ’em so hard!

P: Radio sounds like a squealing pig
S: Removed pig from radio. BBQ behind hangar tomorrow

P: First class cabin floor has a squeak
S: Co-pilot told not to play with toddler toys in cabin anymore

P: Electrical governor is broke
S: Paid off governor’s debt to Jimmy “The Fish” Galvano

P: Air conditioning motor makes a loud squeal like my mother-in-law.
S: recommend divorce

Courtesy of:
http://www.skygod.com/quotes/flyingjokes.html

I’ve had a few A&Ps teach me to be precise in my gripes.

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
  Muck About
September 15, 2016 7:55 pm

Of course Muck but we know BO is an asshole

starfcker the deplorable
starfcker the deplorable
  Muck About
September 15, 2016 9:20 pm

That one made my day, muck. Thanks, and nice commentary.

goofyfoot
goofyfoot
September 15, 2016 10:22 am

I would have waited until we were about 500′ off the ground, then booted his off the helicopter.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
September 15, 2016 10:45 am

Hire better actors who don’t forget their prompts, empty suit and empty head, he’s a perfect puppet for the owners.

marty
marty
September 15, 2016 11:25 am

One word NIGGER.

Stucky
Stucky
September 15, 2016 11:35 am

Can’t tell you how much I enjoyed that video. One of the best ever.

Big Dick
Big Dick
September 15, 2016 2:59 pm

Funny I have seen a lot of pieces of crap in my life, but never saw one salute anyone or anything. Why would you expect anything different now?

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
September 15, 2016 5:07 pm

Fucking AWESOME! That’s the kind of commander a soldier will die for. I’d almost bet he started out as an enlisted man!

Hope@ZeroKelvin - Proud Deplorable
Hope@ZeroKelvin - Proud Deplorable
September 15, 2016 5:25 pm

I didn’t think I could loathe this rat commie bastard piece of shit any more, but thank you Muck, this video has taken me to a completely new level.

GilbertS
GilbertS
September 16, 2016 8:22 pm

“Ahhh, General Dumford, I think we need to start a war somewhere. Something small. Just need a few, ahhh, Marines to go into someplace like Libya or Kosovo or Somalia. Oh, and make sure you take that guy —> And give him a few opportunities to excel. Thanks and make sure you kick the basketball through the field goal for a strike! HOOGAH, US Marine Corpse!” -Resident Bathhouse Barry

“um, Semper Fi, Mr. President.” -CJCS