SR-71 Blackbird Pilot Trolls Arrogant Fighter Pilot with Ground Speed Check.

SR-71 Blackbird Pilot Trolls Arrogant Fighter Pilot with Ground Speed Check.

By Tribunist Staff

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This may be the single greatest aviation story ever told, it’s about the iconic SR-71 Blackbird whose full operating specs are still classified to this day. The story, from the now out-of-print book Sled Driver by former SR-71 jockey Brian Shul (available used on Amazon for just $700). Here’s the ultimate aviation troll:

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There were a lot of things we couldn’t do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact. People often asked us if, because of this fact, it was fun to fly the jet. Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this plane. Intense, maybe. Even cerebral. But there was one day in our Sled experience when we would have to say that it was pure fun to be the fastest guys out there, at least for a moment.

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It occurred when Walt and I were flying our final training sortie. We needed 100 hours in the jet to complete our training and attain Mission Ready status. Somewhere over Colorado we had passed the century mark. We had made the turn in Arizona and the jet was performing flawlessly. My gauges were wired in the front seat and we were starting to feel pretty good about ourselves, not only because we would soon be flying real missions but because we had gained a great deal of confidence in the plane in the past ten months. Ripping across the barren deserts 80,000 feet below us, I could already see the coast of California from the Arizona border. I was, finally, after many humbling months of simulators and study, ahead of the jet.

I was beginning to feel a bit sorry for Walter in the back seat. There he was, with no really good view of the incredible sights before us, tasked with monitoring four different radios. This was good practice for him for when we began flying real missions, when a priority transmission from headquarters could be vital. It had been difficult, too, for me to relinquish control of the radios, as during my entire flying career I had controlled my own transmissions. But it was part of the division of duties in this plane and I had adjusted to it. I still insisted on talking on the radio while we were on the ground, however. Walt was so good at many things, but he couldn’t match my expertise at sounding smooth on the radios, a skill that had been honed sharply with years in fighter squadrons where the slightest radio miscue was grounds for beheading. He understood that and allowed me that luxury.

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Just to get a sense of what Walt had to contend with, I pulled the radio toggle switches and monitored the frequencies along with him. The predominant radio chatter was from Los Angeles Center, far below us, controlling daily traffic in their sector. While they had us on their scope (albeit briefly), we were in uncontrolled airspace and normally would not talk to them unless we needed to descend into their airspace.

We listened as the shaky voice of a lone Cessna pilot asked Center for a readout of his ground speed. Center replied: “November Charlie 175, I’m showing you at ninety knots on the ground.”

Now the thing to understand about Center controllers, was that whether they were talking to a rookie pilot in a Cessna, or to Air Force One, they always spoke in the exact same, calm, deep, professional, tone that made one feel important. I referred to it as the ” Houston Center voice.” I have always felt that after years of seeing documentaries on this country’s space program and listening to the calm and distinct voice of the Houston controllers, that all other controllers since then wanted to sound like that, and that they basically did. And it didn’t matter what sector of the country we would be flying in, it always seemed like the same guy was talking. Over the years that tone of voice had become somewhat of a comforting sound to pilots everywhere. Conversely, over the years, pilots always wanted to ensure that, when transmitting, they sounded like Chuck Yeager, or at least like John Wayne. Better to die than sound bad on the radios.

Just moments after the Cessna’s inquiry, a Twin Beech piped up on frequency, in a rather superior tone, asking for his ground speed. “I have you at one hundred and twenty-five knots of ground speed.” Boy, I thought, the Beechcraft really must think he is dazzling his Cessna brethren. Then out of the blue, a navy F-18 pilot out of NAS Lemoore came up on frequency. You knew right away it was a Navy jock because he sounded very cool on the radios. “Center, Dusty 52 ground speed check”. Before Center could reply, I’m thinking to myself, hey, Dusty 52 has a ground speed indicator in that million-dollar cockpit, so why is he asking Center for a readout? Then I got it, ol’ Dusty here is making sure that every bug smasher from Mount Whitney to the Mojave knows what true speed is. He’s the fastest dude in the valley today, and he just wants everyone to know how much fun he is having in his new Hornet. And the reply, always with that same, calm, voice, with more distinct alliteration than emotion: “Dusty 52, Center, we have you at 620 on the ground.”

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And I thought to myself, is this a ripe situation, or what? As my hand instinctively reached for the mic button, I had to remind myself that Walt was in control of the radios. Still, I thought, it must be done – in mere seconds we’ll be out of the sector and the opportunity will be lost. That Hornet must die, and die now. I thought about all of our Sim training and how important it was that we developed well as a crew and knew that to jump in on the radios now would destroy the integrity of all that we had worked toward becoming. I was torn.

Somewhere, 13 miles above Arizona, there was a pilot screaming inside his space helmet. Then, I heard it. The click of the mic button from the back seat. That was the very moment that I knew Walter and I had become a crew. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Walter spoke: “Los Angeles Center, Aspen 20, can you give us a ground speed check?” There was no hesitation, and the replay came as if was an everyday request. “Aspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground.”

I think it was the forty-two knots that I liked the best, so accurate and proud was Center to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew he was smiling. But the precise point at which I knew that Walt and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most fighter-pilot-like voice: “Ah, Center, much thanks, we’re showing closer to nineteen hundred on the money.”

For a moment Walter was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the Houston Center voice, when L.A.came back with, “Roger that Aspen, Your equipment is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one.”

It all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the southwest, the Navy had been flamed, all mortal airplanes on freq were forced to bow before the King of Speed, and more importantly, Walter and I had crossed the threshold of being a crew. A fine day’s work. We never heard another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast.

For just one day, it truly was fun being the fastest guys out there.

 

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King Edward
King Edward

I laugh SO HARD every time that I read this…… So Classy and Classic….

Howard mallinger
Howard mallinger

Simply the best, Rodger that!

razzle
razzle

Fantastic… thanks for posting it.

MMinLamesa
MMinLamesa

Man what I would’ve given for a ride in a Blackbird. 80,000 feet! Wow.

I read a book about the guy that was in charge of the design & building of them. It’s amazing.

M. I. A.
M. I. A.

Awesome – IS Thanks

Francis Marion

LMAO!

Best thing I read today. Thanks IS and Happy New Year!

Suzanna

Thanks IS,
I enjoyed that too. For a milli-second there, I wished I were
a man…for the thrill of that ride anyway. But no, it is serving
up the soup and the biscuits for me. LOL

Happy New Year to you and yours.

Suzanna

underfire
underfire

What a laugh!! Thanks for posting.

Tucci78

MAGA!

And Happy Obozo-free New Year to all readers on this channel.

TrickleUpPolitics
TrickleUpPolitics

Right back at ya Tucci! I can’t wait to see the difference in the good ole USA once Obama is gone.

BB

Great story Indent Service .You do have your moments !!!

YourAverageJoe

I remember my Dad telling me this story some years back, and no, he was not the Navy flier in this story. The FG-1 and AD-1 he flew didn’t travel so fast.
Got his multi-engine rating in a PBY Catalina.
God I miss him….

ragman
ragman

Great story. Every once in a while the fighter pukes have to be brought down a notch and this was perfect! When I went through the program in 70-71, most student pilots were “fighter qualified”. Getting one was the luck of the draw. Some classes had many, my class had only two. I missed an F4 by one slot, and yes, I’m still a frustrated fighter pilot! Happy New Year to all fighter pukes, trash haulers, gas passers and SAC steely eyed killers. And to everyone else too. “17 should be very interesting!

El R
El R

Had a non-emergency but important electrical issue on an SR that pulled in when I ran the electric shop in China Lake many moons ago. Only time I ever saw one up close, and I got to work on it. Cool! Same-o, ragman; I also always had a ‘need-for-speed’, but my eyes were not good enough to be a jock. Had lots of fun in the sims, tho.

Hagar
Hagar

Got to see a SR-71 at an airshow and watch it depart for a mission. Wonderful sight to see those afterburners light up as it climbed out of sight.

SSS

“I read a book about the guy that was in charge of the design & building of them. It’s amazing.”
—-MMinLamesa

You’re thinking of the legendary Kelly Johnson. He and CIA Director Allen Dulles went into Eisenhower’s Oval Office to brief Ike on the

SSS

Fuck.

on the SR-71 concept and proposed project. Ike approved it on the spot.

mark branham
mark branham

Standing in the tee box on the golf course at Kadena that ran along the runway watching a blackbird ready for takeoff. Let a few play through while starring at the most magnificent plane in the arsenal, the reason I joined. Slow roll to the end of the runway, a smooth liftoff, point the nose to the sky, light the fire, then nearly straight up to disappear in seconds.

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