My man Willy the mo-fo-ing Pimp!!! Wondering what he is doing in the trash?….probably looking for yo momma!
If there were participation trophies for covering your ass, you still wouldn’t receive one.
Okay ladies, when you wake up from your orgasm induced coma, let me know if you prefer your man mullets dark or light.
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I asked the t-shirt company to make me into a shirt model too but they said there were just too many complex folds and they didn’t want to end up scaring the children. I get it.
Who lives on a woman and on her titties? Spongebob Squarepants!
Jokers on you…that’s royaly stupid!
Hey cowgirl, you think you can handle this miniature pony? Yaaaa I don’t think you can.
She just reminds me of that road the city is always working on but never finishes. Just a bunch of orange & mess.
Hey, Mom Jeans, we can pick up on context clues, you don’t have to spell it out.
Sometimes even adults need a little play time. In the middle of the afternoon. On a weekday. You know what, get your ass back to work like the rest of us lady.
Oh the age long debate. Do you go with one rat tail or hit em with that multiple tails?
You ever been hungover? You ever been passed out in a buggy at 8am in Walmart hungover? If so, seek help.
Looking like Metrosexual Luigi over here.
Better watch out, that dude and his old man power mullet are about to bust a hole in that credit card machine just to let people know he was there.
Really bro? Nobody wants to see your twig & berries.
Yeah, those little chipmunks aren’t as adorable when they aren’t singing, dancing and getting into all sorts of shenanigans. Basically they are tiny little rodents.
Well thats hella creepy and unappetizing. I think a pickup truck hot dog is just slightly below gas station sushi. Both are defiantly going to make you sick as a dog, only one has a good chance of coming with a side of kidnapping and rape.
You’re tossing me a lot of mixed signals here buddy. All I do know is with those socks I’m not going to underestimate you on the pitch (is that what they call it in soccer? I don’t actually know and don’t care enough to Google it) because clearly you don’t mess around.
I mean, we all know what my answer is. He was a doll that could murder people. What’s so interesting about you lady?
The headline this morning of “Lady gets caught in Walmart parking lot enjoying a big cock” was extremely deceptive.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
