A Chinese Kung Fu master and his students have publicly demonstrated their ‘ball-breaking stamina,’ taking mighty blows to their private parts, and the teacher claiming the practice cures erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation.
THAT TAKES BALLS
As soon as I finish Seppuku, I’ll get right on to the ball busting.
“the practice cures erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation.”
Yep – by ensuring you will never ever be able to use it ever again. See. Problem fixed!
So that is how China is implementing population control.
No big deal. I’ll bet Michael Moore could do this. Let’s strap him to a post and give it a whirl.
People say labor pains are the worst and men have no idea, blah, blah..
I say men actually do have an idea of what can compare to women’s labor pains; a bad woman.
I asked my sister how is it women even dare get pregnant again. She said that women forget the pain.
Men never forget the pain of getting kicked in the nuts. However, they always forget the last time they suffered at the hands of a bad woman and go headlong into that fire again.
I imagine that if you could cup Stucky’s balls, be still me foolish heart, they would feel like oysters on the half shell. He’s been kicked in the nuts so often here, the poor nads have lost all structural form.
Why in the hell would you even think of such a thing?! I need mind bleach STAT!!
General, you should have read Maggie’s comment about her randy room-mate; 60 years old and still crazy after all these years. Stucky was begging for mercy.
Ow my Balls!
Admin must be one virile dude given the number of times Stuck, Smokey, Awd, SSS, and I have kicked him in the testicles.
Beating it with no nut, something is wrong with that picture!
Um….fuck. That.
Even if such a thing were possible, why would you want to do it? What possible purpose could it serve other that to prove you are both inhumanly bad ass and retarded in equal measure?