Ol’ Shitstain was in Munich this week. Here’s one thing he said;
“The founders of the Munich conference would be alarmed by an increasing turn away from universal values and toward old ties of blood and race and sectarianism.”
Old ties of blood and race? WTF?? Germans understood exactly the reference. Shitstain was calling Trump …. a Nazi!
Unbelievable … that a sitting Senator of the same party would call out the POTUS a Nazi on the world stage. What the fuck is wrong with you people in Arizona, electing this asshole traitor over and over? Your state must be filled with retards.
How do you solve a problem like McCain? Well … since HE is bringing up this Nazi shit, how about roasting his shriveled testicles over an open oven fire?
Anyway, here is the challenge; come up with alternate lyrics to the Sound of Music song — “Maria”. I could do it. El Coyote is also good at this. But, how about we get as many others as possible to participate?
You do NOT have to come up with a COMPLETE overhaul. Do just one stanza, or even one line. If possible, tell me which stanza or refrain you’re doing.
At the end of the day I’ll see if I can collate the best verses into one complete song … honoring ol’ Shitstain. I think I’ll even send it to his office! Really. Seriously.
Here’s the song and lyrics.
https://youtu.be/yYvyh3IIdDk
Stanza 1:
She climbs a tree and scrapes her knee, her dress has got a tear
She waltzes on her way to Mass and whistles on the stair
And underneath her wimple she has curlers in her hair
I even heard her singing in the abbey
Stanza 2:
She’s always late for chapel, but her penitence is real
She’s always late for everything, except for every meal
I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel Maria’s not an asset to the abbey
I’d like to say a word in her behalf
Maria makes me laugh
Refrain #1:
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find the word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!
Stanza 3:
Many a thing you know you’d like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay and listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Refrain #2:
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
Stanza 4:
When I’m with her I’m confused, out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather, she’s as flighty as a feather
She’s a darling! She’s a demon! She’s a lamb!
Stanza 5:
She’d out pester any pest, drive a hornet from its nest
She could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
She is gentle! She is wild! She’s a riddle! She’s a child!
She’s a headache! She’s an angel! She’s a girl!
Refrain #1:
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find the word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!
Stanza 6:
Many a thing you know you’d like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay and listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Refrain #2:
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
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BTW …. anybody else find it weird that the nuns are complaining about Maria “singing in the abbey” …. while THEY are singing about it in the abbey?? Odd ….
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John McCain is a traitor to America, to the men he served with, to the uniform he wore.
And has been his entire adult life. To paraphrase Samuel Adams……………………………
“and may posterity forget you were our countryman”.
Was that nasty piece of work McCain part of a US delegation in Munich? – if so why did Trump send him? The Republican party is hooked at the hip with the Democratic party and is also Trumps enemy.
McCain has done and is doing things that I think could actually qualify as treason.
Not that he is in any danger of any accountability for it.
The Left will go after, accuse, prosecute, and destroy anyone on the right who falls short of holy perfection whenever they get the slightest opportunity to do it. The right will put up with it, and tolerate the Left, while fighting among themselves.
So here’s the thing, we change or we lose. It’s that simple.
Yeah, that’s one of Saul Alynski’s Rules for Radicals…. luckily, these kinds of attacks just bounce off Trump. It’s way past time that our side learns to not fall for these tricks and turn them against the libtards
Trump hasn’t contracted DynCorp to run national security.
National security is still run by the same government agencies that have run it in the past.
Of course, if you’re right, you could always show the contract you claim exists to support your statement. A pdf or html copy of it would be fine.
anon
May I be of service here? I read this article and thought it may clear things up.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-feinberg-exclusive-idUSKBN15POOH
Look for the reference to DynCorp about halfway down the page. Feinberg IS DynCorp which is a private army many times the size of Blackwater with a horrific reputation. Why would Trump ask DynCorp to do anything with regards to our national security?
I need to take a shower.I voted for that guy. Please forgive me, America.
Opinion – Yes, Donald Trump IS an anti-Semite
http://www.haaretz.com/opinion/.premium-1.772405
‘We have to just come out with it, those of us who are American Jews in the media. It’s time we made Trump bathe in his own batshit.’
LYRICS motherfuckas! I need lyrics!!!
Sheesh. Mark Dice needs to interview you guys.
Try a different song, that one obviously doesn’t generate much enthusiasm.
Maybe The Battle Hymn of the Republic.
Or maybe the Spam song.
How do you solve a problem like McCain?
He is not at all a young man. Nobody would be surprised if he had a fatal stroke.
“Pea-Brain McCain” sung to James Taylor’s “Sweet Baby James”
There was an old gray fart, whose actions were strange,
Jebbie and Georgie were his only companions
He sucks up to Kristol, and villifies Bannon
His term ends in six years, and nothing will change
And as the Trump rises, his feeble mind’s mired,
with thinking ’bout napalm and instilling fear
He closes his eyes but he will not retire,
and lets out a rant that is loud but unclear
And wonders if Lindsay is queer
(chorus)
So goodnight you Neo babies
We’re stuck with you Pea-brain McCain
Saudis and Jews are whose money you use
Seems you want us to go down the drain
Go boink yourself Pea-brain McCain
Brilliant!!!!
“these kinds of attacks (from McCain) just bounce off Trump.”
—-Dan
Bingo, Dan.
For overthecliff, I too voted for McCain. I do not apologize. His opponent was a strident Obamanista, Ann Rodriguez. McCain talks a big game, but if he tracks left, I’ll apologize.