FRIDAY FAIL

funny fail image girl sends selfie with dildos in background to family chat


I'll Take A Dozen!

Nope...No eggs here...

Scent Type FAIL

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DUI in the making

Dick's quicky?

"Yes, but How do Your Burritos Compare to a Human Baby?", the Customer Asked

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Goal In Your Hole FAIL

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Persnickety
Persnickety

Pizzagate has nothing on Burritogate!

Vic
Vic

Tiny babies. Was it one baby, growing, or different babies?

IndenturedServant

I’d want to protect my schlong with body armor too! Shoot my dick off and you may as well kill me because I’ll certainly be looking to kill you and maybe the rest of your family too if I live!

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
AC
AC

Did she remember to take the dildos to the interview with her?

It must have been for a job as a television reporter.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

Who pays good money to the government every year to honor Vietnam on their license plate? I suppose this could be someone from Vietnam, but why not get a bumper sticker instead of paying the government every year. If this is a Vietnam Vet, that is not a war worth honoring, and the government most certainly doesn’t deserve any more money. But then hey, great wing on the trunk. I’m sure it really adds to the aerodynamics of the car. License plate should read simply POS – but that is evident just looking at the car.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

The baseball hat one reminds me of a great “Ziggy” comic from way back. One character has a sign that says “Levers for sale” and another guy says “So where are you planning on setting up your business?” to which the first guy says “right here, if I can just figure out a way to move this big rock.”

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

That sounds more like B.C. humor.

I hated Ziggy, he was a pitiful loser. Dilbert was funny until it wasn’t. Zippy the Pinhead and Pearls Before Swine also sucked once I ‘got’ their technique.

Rdawg
Rdawg

I was always a big fan of The Far Side.

Gary Larson was smart enough to quit while he was still funny.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

You are correct. BC. My bad. Its been at least 25 years since I first saw that specific comic.

Vic
Vic

I like the almost-naked guy shaving in the restroom. He probably just robbed a a bank and needed a disguise. Shave the head and change clothes quick!

parsonanonemouse
parsonanonemouse

How do you upload a picture? I make rustic twig “goat fucker” signs. My neighbor sucks.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

Maybe Admin could add something like:
“You can add images to your comment by clicking here.”

Actually, it’s complicated.
You have to have images saved in photobucket
Then you have to put IMG before and after the link to your image in photbucket.
It’s too complicated for me to attempt.
I never programmed my VCR either. Glad those fuckers are gone.

BL
BL

EC- It’s OK El, you make much better images in the mind of the reader with your gift of pen.

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