She was laughing at that sea lion. That’s what you get for micro-aggressions. Like Stucky at Wendy’s. Do we know if Stucky’s OK? Maybe he’s too well to show up here. Bist du krank, Stuckmeister?
Socratic Dog
May 22, 2017 3:10 pm
I’m a bit taken aback by the actions of that fella, the father I suppose, immediately leaping in and saving the girl. Doesn’t he know that’s a job for a Hero in Uniform? His job was to continue videotaping, wring his hands, drum his heels on the floor, make a hysterical 911 call, and watch his daughter die while waiting for the Rescuers to arrive.
This is why Mercans will prevail in any war with China, or Russia for that matter. We know our jobs. They don’t.
Heh heh–you cynic, you. As the old saying goes, “It’s better to be Socrates dissatisfied than an American satisfied,” no?
rhs jr
May 22, 2017 3:36 pm
To many dangerous predators: alligators, wolves, bears, panthers, coyotes, eagles, sharks etc. We need to be free to kill them when they threaten humans and livestock. To many swamps producing mosquitoes here; we should be allowed to make fish ponds! Damn EPA and F&W Gestapo Goons!
RiNS
May 22, 2017 3:50 pm
Play with the bull and you get the flipper.
Iconoclast421
May 22, 2017 4:01 pm
So that’s why women and girls wear yoga pants. Cant grab onto that shit….
Other annon
May 22, 2017 5:16 pm
They like to play.My dog jumped in ocean and was met by a playful otter.It wanted to play so bad,and my dog just wanted to get the hell away from it.
Anonymous
May 22, 2017 6:09 pm
She was feeding the thing crumbs.
Everyone knows what will happen when you only give the government dependent crowd crumbs and they want something more substantial instead.
ASIG
May 22, 2017 6:46 pm
If that sea lion had wanted to pull that girl further underwater there’s nothing that man could have done to stop it.
Penforce
May 22, 2017 9:08 pm
I’m the sea lion. “Get off my fuck’n dock!”
Jimmy Torpedo
May 22, 2017 10:57 pm
I was bitten by a sea lion once.
Gentle creatures really, they don’t like having their whiskers pulled however.
I would like to see the version with a bison.
Can we have an ” Idiots with wild animals” category instead of ” She should have ducked”?
I know, I’m an idiot and used to have a “pet” baby brown bear as a friend.
Back in the growing days, when everything was groovy, or so I thought.
I’m sensing a new series on TBP called: “They should have ducked.”
Just an Ode to Smokey.
She was laughing at that sea lion. That’s what you get for micro-aggressions. Like Stucky at Wendy’s. Do we know if Stucky’s OK? Maybe he’s too well to show up here. Bist du krank, Stuckmeister?
I’m a bit taken aback by the actions of that fella, the father I suppose, immediately leaping in and saving the girl. Doesn’t he know that’s a job for a Hero in Uniform? His job was to continue videotaping, wring his hands, drum his heels on the floor, make a hysterical 911 call, and watch his daughter die while waiting for the Rescuers to arrive.
This is why Mercans will prevail in any war with China, or Russia for that matter. We know our jobs. They don’t.
Heh heh–you cynic, you. As the old saying goes, “It’s better to be Socrates dissatisfied than an American satisfied,” no?
To many dangerous predators: alligators, wolves, bears, panthers, coyotes, eagles, sharks etc. We need to be free to kill them when they threaten humans and livestock. To many swamps producing mosquitoes here; we should be allowed to make fish ponds! Damn EPA and F&W Gestapo Goons!
Play with the bull and you get the flipper.
So that’s why women and girls wear yoga pants. Cant grab onto that shit….
They like to play.My dog jumped in ocean and was met by a playful otter.It wanted to play so bad,and my dog just wanted to get the hell away from it.
She was feeding the thing crumbs.
Everyone knows what will happen when you only give the government dependent crowd crumbs and they want something more substantial instead.
If that sea lion had wanted to pull that girl further underwater there’s nothing that man could have done to stop it.
I’m the sea lion. “Get off my fuck’n dock!”
I was bitten by a sea lion once.
Gentle creatures really, they don’t like having their whiskers pulled however.
I would like to see the version with a bison.
Can we have an ” Idiots with wild animals” category instead of ” She should have ducked”?
I know, I’m an idiot and used to have a “pet” baby brown bear as a friend.
Back in the growing days, when everything was groovy, or so I thought.