Guest Post by Stilton Jarlsberg
With the announcement that 25-year old “Reality Winner” (no, really) had been arrested for stealing and leaking top secret documents, it became clear to us that a near and dear friend who was very ill for a very long time had finally been pushed over the brink: we regret to say that Satire is dead.
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Because seriously, when a story gets this “in your face” ridiculous – what details are left for us to push to humorous extremes?!
Start with her name: “Reality Winner.” Then let’s tick off the other boxes: lesbian bodybuilder, ardent Bernie Sanders supporter, a “Black Lives Matter” enthusiast who (though white herself) argues that “Being white is terrorism.” A woman whose social media posts include referring to the President of the United States as a “piece of shit” and the “Tangerine in chief,” who additionally declares that in a war between the US and Iran, she’ll side with Iran.
And still…STILL…she was given a top secret security clearance and access to classified materials. Which raises two very troubling questions: just what in blazing Hell does someone have to do to not get a security clearance, and how many other angry, ignorant, communist-leaning, anti-American social justice warriors are currently embedded in (and sabotaging) our intelligence agencies?!
We’re guessing the number to be terrifyingly high, but can’t know for sure because trying to find out would require functional intelligence agencies. And that ship, like Satire, has sailed.
That’s all just cheesy.
The Reality is that liberals can’t grasp the Truth.
Fucking carpet muncher.
“Satire is dead.”
If it wasn’t it would have died with a guy named Stilton Jarlsberg commenting on the ridiculous name of someone else. I know. I know.
I agree. Rob had it right. BUT…..
Other than the Iran thing (they are on the right side), WTF were they thinking??? I had an NSA clearance (at one time) and had to jump through MANY hoops to get it.
How many others? Well Brennan for one, and anyone he hired or promoted.
As an American patriot, I am against the US and its lies with Syria and Iran and Russia. If the US gets in a war with Iran, I’m with Iran, Russia, Syria, and China.
The US supplied al Qaeda/ISIS with weapons and intelligence to take out Assad via Regime Change using proxy fighters (armies).
How fucking low has the US gotten.
Check the Strong’s Concordance, if there is anyone out there that still knows what it is, and you’ll find that the tribe of Ephraim undoubtedly grew up and became these United States. Keep checking the word search of Ephraim and you’ll see that ‘strangers’ stole Ephraim’s strength. This article pretty much explains how that happened. It is scary that Ephraim is missing from the tribes of Israel listed in Revelation.
I will protect and defend my country by feeding the assholes that ruined it to Iranian terrorists ! Iran was a good allie in the Middle East until the CIA had the president assisanated in 1955 . The real problem in America today is liberal idealogies that undermine every solid foundation we once had . Couple that with the military industrial complex that keeps finding us flag waving bullshit reasons to bomb the piss out of people that are thousands of miles away . As for terror on our own soil : our fucking dummies in the state department , congress , and all the police and security alphabet agencies let millions wander freely among us with no intention of rounding them up on mass . Federal agencies and employees start doing your fucking jobs ! As for these Sanctuary Cities or “Welcoming Cities” round up all here on expired visas or here illegally and whip a little greyhound therapy on their asses to the nearest welcoming city .
Many of the 911 perpetrators were here on expired or false visas WHY ? Boston Bombers , we were warned by Russia but we as a nation were to busy sucking one thumb while shoving the other up our collective asses and in a panic we switch hands .
As a lifelong American citizen how many laws can I break without aggressive arrest and prosecution ?
There should be very few people in this country of illegal status ! Guessing 11 to 20 million says a lot of people are collecting paychecks from taxpayers for poor performance . Any other private sector job with performance like that you are fired with extreme prejudice !