WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

2652

Honestly, I’m kinda surprised the plastic sex doll lady doesn’t melt in the summertime.

2649

Now that’s a family size style serving of Bottom Biscuits Paula Deen would be proud of.

2650

Ummmmm okay? Maybe the transgender community is testing out new slogans? Honestly, if that’s the case, count my vote in the “yes” column….for the slogan, not the actual act. Just saying, it lightens the mood.

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2651

Y’all better pay some respect. You’re looking at a pure femullet lioness. Clearly the leader of any pack she comes around. Ferocious and nurturing.

2646

Bro you’re so hip it’s not even funny. Tattoos, flat-brim, oversized glasses and a freaking bird?!?! If only you played the accordion or something sick like that.

2647

I’m sure some animal lover will tell me exactly what this is, but for now I’m calling it a monkey-muskrat thingy that I saw in that Madagascar movie.

2648

Smart move. You ladies can learn a thing or two from her. Always watermark  your nudes so you know who leaks them.

2645

It’s a new era people, the tests these monks have to go through now are getting increasingly difficult. I don’t even think an actual monk has the patience and calmness to get through a Walmart shopping experience without blowing a gasket. Just not possible.

2642

Pirates of the Caribbean 17: Walk the Self-Checkout

2644

Not a great advertising method Walmart. Honestly, there is no upside to this one. Only bad things could come.

2643

Don’t you think it is a bit of an obvious sign that something might be wrong if you have to literally spell it out? Can you see the issue now?

2641

I’d ask how some dirty undies end up on the floor of a Walmart, but we’ve been sent in more naked ass pics than you can imagine so I know how they get there.

2639

Looking good is a 24/7 job.

2637

Are you trying out to be a new female superhero in a cartoon or something?

2638

Bottom biscuit season is back people! Get excited. Text yo friends, tweet your grandma, let the world know.

2640

Ah yes, supper dad. Fixing dinners and wearing dope ties. My favorite type of dad. Hope everyone had a great Father’s Day!

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Pirates don’t go to ‘RRRRRR’ rated movies.
Pirates make good singers ’cause they hit the ‘high c’s.
Pirates take ‘rrrrr’ and ‘rrrrr’ instead of vacations.
Pirate eye test: cover one eye, “R, E, R, I, R,”.
Pirates are really into ‘RRRRT’.

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