Why North Korea and the United States are Near War

Guest Post by Scott Adams

You might have heard that North Korea and the United States are not getting along. We mock their lack of electricity, they threaten to annihilate us with thermonuclear weapons, that sort of thing.

But why are we enemies?

I’ll sort it all out for you here.

Obviously the largest source of friction is that the United States and North Korea want very different things. And those different things are mutually exclusive. For example, we want to avoid nuclear war and they… okay, they also want to avoid nuclear war. But on most other issues, we want different things.

For example, North Korea doesn’t want the U.S. to invade their country. The United States, on the other hand, wants to invade North Korea about as much as we want rabid porcupines shoved up our asses. I guess you could say we’re on the same page on that too. But that’s only two points of agreement in this whole mess. You have to look at the big picture.

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North Korean leader Kim Jong Un wants to establish himself as a credible nuclear power, partly for defense, and partly as a vehicle for national pride. So far, they have succeeded on the national pride part. The United States wishes they had not, but we agree it was an impressive achievement. So we’re on the same page about the national pride. They earned it.

Where we differ is that the United States and its ally, South Korea, would like to see a unified Korean peninsula someday, but we realize there is no-way-in-hell it can happen in our lifetimes. North Korea, on the other hand, wants to see a unified Korean peninsula someday, but they realize there is no-way-in-hell it can happen in their lifetimes. If you strip away the magical thinking and hard-wishing, we’re of the same opinion on unification: Nice, but not gonna happen while we’re alive.

Okay, okay, we’re mostly on the same page about all of the stuff I mentioned so far. But consider that North Korea would like to feed its people and grow its economy. The United States would like for them to do that too, so long as they leave us alone. Okay, I guess we’re on the same page there too.

The biggest problem the United States has with North Korea is that Kim Jong Un wants to avoid being killed or deposed and we don’t give a shit about him one way or another so long as he leaves us alone. So I guess we aren’t too far apart on that either, unless we want to be total dicks about it and kill him just for fun.

One of the biggest sticking points is that the United States has massive military assets in South Korea. North Korea doesn’t like that. Contrast that opinion to the normal citizen in the United States who doesn’t understand why-the-hell we have even one soldier in South Korea. What is the point of it? Are we preparing for the big push to conquer China? (Probably not.) Is South Korea unable to deter an attack from the North? (Not as long as they can afford American weapons systems, and the U.S. still has a navy.) So I guess Kim Jong Un and American voters are mostly on the same side about our presence in South Korea. We all understand that American military presence in South Korea once had a purpose, but not so much in 2017.

I confess to being under-informed about the situation with North Korea, but it seems to me that the issue boils down to magical thinking about future unification. North Korea wants to be on the winning side of any unification and so does South Korea. The problem is that no one knows how both sides could be the winners.

Except for me. This is right in my wheelhouse.

Let me reframe this for you. I won’t change any of the data, just the filter you apply to it.

The situation in North Korea involves a number of what I’d call “real” problems, such as the very real risk of nuclear war, and the very real artillery batteries in North Korea pointed at South Korea. When your security risks are the “real” kind, you hire an experienced military person to deal with it. General Mattis seems to have a good handle on the “real” risks.

Now let’s talk about the stuff that isn’t “real” in any physical sense. The first issue is North Korean national pride. I’m sure any negotiated settlement could keep that intact. For example, having direct talks with the United States would be a point of honor. And one can imagine a negotiated agreement that lets them keep nuclear power for energy while not building any ICBMs. Everyone’s pride stays intact.

But what about all the magical thinking about unification? That requires a magical-thinking solution. That’s where I come in. As a trained persuader, I have a suggested solution. I call it the hundred-year-plan for unification. Both sides would simply agree to work out the details over the next hundred years. The details might include loosening travel, establishing trade, eventual amnesty for leaders, that sort of thing. That way, both sides could claim victory. The victory would be in the imagination of both sides, not in the real world. But it still works, because a change in imagination is all you need to cure magical thinking. And unification in our lifetimes is, for all practical purposes, just magical thinking.

For more details on my 100-year-plan for Korean unification, see this blog post.

For my regular readers, recall that a year ago I was one of the few voices saying Kim Jong Un was rational while most pundits and “experts” were saying he was a total nut job. Today, most “experts” have evolved to my view that Kim Jong Un is a rational player.

Recall also that in 2015 I was one of the first public voices to proclaim candidate Trump was far more than the “clown” the public and pundits widely believed him to be. I mention both cases to bolster my credibility.

In summary, if you have “real” security problems, call General Mattis. But if your problems are in the realm of imagination and magical thinking, call a Master Persuader.

Better yet, elect him president.

Check!

You’re in better hands than you know.

That doesn’t mean everything will turn out well with North Korea, but it does mean you have the right team in place for the first time, capable of managing both the “real” and the imaginary dimensions. And in Kim Jong Un I suspect we have a negotiating partner who understands all dimensions.

We are closer to war with North Korea than at any time in recent memory. But we are also closer than we have ever been to a permanent solution. My optimism about North Korea is that for the first time in history we have players on the field who understand the nature of the problem as partly real and partly imaginary, and they have the tools to deal with all of it. I don’t think we’ve had the right people on the job until now.

Have you noticed that our Insulter-in-Chief has been going easy on Kim Jong Un in the verbal sparring? President Trump has been downright respectful.

It isn’t an accident.

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Stucky
Stucky
September 6, 2017 2:57 pm

Nice article.

We need a Department Of Imagination … which treats all problems as imaginary, staffed by people with no imagination, and providing imaginary solutions which all the people imagine are real.

Oh … wait …. we already have a Congress.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 6, 2017 3:51 pm

You left out that NK has an insane leader that will do anything and everything he can to be recognized as some kind of mighty world leader that other nations will bow down to.

If he has to starve a good part of his people to death to have the resources to build missiles and nukes to do this, then so be it.

In reality, the rest of the world would just plain ignore him if he weren’t developing nukes and threatening the world with them, basically no one actually wants NK at all and certainly doesn’t want to invade it to get it. I suspect even China wishes they would just shut up and go away.

Dutchman
Dutchman
  Anonymous
September 6, 2017 4:44 pm

You got it right – Kim is an A #1 Psycho / Nut Job. This is probably the only country on earth that has this much fanaticism. Not the former Soviet Union nor East Germany nor China.

Not that I care, but the NK regime has completely fucked up it’s citizens. Any regime that does this is insane. NK is organized crime on a national basis – counterfeiting money, illegally selling arms, now extortion with their bomb (that they probably purchased). So the insane man has a bomb.

We need to have him make the first move.

Neuday
Neuday
  Dutchman
September 6, 2017 7:06 pm

Is NK really insane? What’s their per-capital debt load? Are they importing savages?

NK per capita external debt is $200, totaling 18% GDP. US is $56,000, 97%.

Dem fuggers is NUTS!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Neuday
September 6, 2017 10:32 pm

Jeffrey Dahmer didn’t have debt, does that mean he was sane?

Don’t be an idiot, Kim is a psychopath and serial killer.

Dutchman
Dutchman
  Neuday
September 7, 2017 12:16 pm

What a fucked up way of thinking – you should move there.

General
General
September 6, 2017 4:17 pm

The reason, that the problem that the North Korea isn’t solved, is very simple.

The assumption that the US government wants Kim Jong Un out of power is mistaken. Both the Chinese government and the US government want him there for different reasons. The Chinese want a buffer state against a US puppet state (South Korea), and the US government wants an enemy to scare South Korea and Japan in order to justify the persistence of US troops in both countries and a large military budget.

Until everyone else wises up and realizes that they are being scammed, nothing with change.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 6, 2017 4:35 pm

If Iraq had a bomb , the US would not have invaded , if libya had a bomb , the US wou…… you get the drift .If Syria had the bomb , the US would not have financed and armed jihadest to destroy it . If Iran gets the bomb the US can’t bomb them . Kim and the north Koreans might be mad but they know what the US would do if they hadn’t developed the bomb . The US is a military controlled junta, dems and republicans are both one and the same. The US is no different to the military juntas of south America , just better at hiding it.

unit472
unit472
  Anonymous
September 6, 2017 5:46 pm

Having an atomic bomb is not a deterrent in and of itself. South Africa had 7 atomic bombs and were forced to give them up and turn over the government to black savages after sanctions were imposed on the nation. Ukraine had a huge nuclear arsenal including ICBMs but gave them up in exchange for territorial guarantees.

Maybe that is what animates Kim Jong Un. Not the threat of American aggression but the threat of international diplomacy!

rhs jr
rhs jr
September 7, 2017 12:28 am

Shoot every missile he flies beyond his border down; NK and Fat Boy will become road kill history, the US makes a trillion dollars on that ABM System, the World (and our ships) becomes a safer place.