Do you ever hear something so startlingly mind numbingly ridiculous you realize it must be a sign things have gotten so fucked up something has got to give? As I was driving to work yesterday morning on the Schuylkill Expressway a commercial comes on the radio from a plastic surgeon advertising for anyone looking for a better set of boobs. I had never heard a plastic surgeon commercial before, so I thought that was unusual. But, that wasn’t the best part. This plastic surgeon was offering no money down 18 month interest free financing on your new boobs.
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I wonder if they are moving boobs with subprime debt the same way the auto companies have used subprime debt to move cars. Of course, when a deadbeat defaults on an auto loan the car is easily repossessed. What happens when a bimbo defaults on her boob loan? How narrow minded of me. What happens when some dude who wants to be a bimbo defaults on his/her loan? I guess it was just a matter of time before breast enhancement met debt enhancement in this warped world of materialism, narcissism, financialization, and delusions.
Now that revolving credit has reached a new all-time high of $1 trillion and total consumer debt outstanding has exceeded it’s 2008 peak at $12.8 trillion, the Fed has completed its job of helping the average American again in-debt themselves up to their eyeballs. This is considered a success story in this twisted, perverted, bizarro world we call America today. The solution to an epic debt induced global financial catastrophe caused by Federal Reserve easy money, Wall Street fraud, and Washington DC corruption has been to increase global debt by 50% since 2007, with virtually all of it created by central bankers and the governments they control.
In what demented Ivy League educated academic mind would piling $68 trillion more debt on the backs of taxpayers as a cure for a disease caused by the initial $149 trillion of debt be considered rational and sustainable? It’s like having pancreatic cancer and trying to cure it with a self inflicted gunshot. And no one seems to care about or even notice the coming reset when this mass debt induced hysteria of delusion turns into the biggest financial collapse in the history of mankind.
This entire ponzi scheme edifice of debt is nothing but a confidence game. When people begin to realize they can’t repay their own debts, start to understand their governments will never honor their debt based promises, and realize central bankers are nothing more than pretend wizards behind a curtain, the confidence will evaporate in an instant and a collapse which will make 2008/2009 look like a walk in the park will ensue. That’s when civil and global war will engulf the world and teach people real lessons about the real world.
The boobs on credit commercial I heard this week is just another example of Wall Street and their Deep State crony co-conspirators completing their scheme to financialize every aspect of our lives and entrap us in chains of debt, beholden to these modern day Wall Street slave owners. When you see the record number of retail bankruptcies and store closings happening when GDP is supposedly rising by 3% and witness with your own two eyes the number of vacant storefronts and restaurants across our great land of materialism, you might wonder why revolving credit card debt is at a new all-time high.
The answer is Wall Street has successfully financialized virtually every aspect of our day to day lives. Consumer and taxpayer transactions which required cash or check ten years ago can now be paid with a credit card. You can pay your IRS bill with a credit card. You can pay your real estate taxes with a credit card. You can pay your utilities with a credit card. You can pay your school tuition with a credit card. You can pay your rent with a credit card. You can “buy” furniture and appliances without paying for seven years. And guess what? That’s what millions of average Americans are doing. In addition, they are driving “rented” $35,000 automobiles on seven year nothing down payment plans.
This massive debt induced fraud of a recovery gives the appearance of normalcy and stability. The stock market is at all-time highs is used as the narrative of central banker success. We’ve experienced extremely low volatility as the central bankers around the world have coordinated their money printing/debt creating schemes to purposely elevate financial markets to give the masses confidence that all is well. Anyone with critical thinking skills knows all is not well. The longer this fake stability is maintained the greater the collapse. Success breeds disregard for the possibility of catastrophe.
So you can call me the boy who cried wolf, but our Minsky Moment is approaching. Sometimes they do ring a bell at the top. In this case they are shaking fake boobs at the top.
“Stability leads to instability. The more stable things become and the longer things are stable, the more unstable they will be when the crisis hits.” – Hyman Minsky
REPO on a set of boobs? Should be interesting.
If that’s a job for our future, sign me up! I am sure it will take a lot of hands on effort in the reclamation process. I can see it now “Big Dick boob collector” at your service. Admin please provide the phone number for this guy or the agency that will work like Sallie Mae so I can get in on this HUGE opportunity.
I think the article misses one important aspect of why a bimbo gets fake tits: It’s an investment. I’ve seen this unfold twice, and both times, same story: Bimbo works in a bar. She gets a set of fake tits, 6 months later she is engaged, a year later married. She blows the guy for a few more months, then come the never-ending headaches and other excuses. 2 years later – divorce and she takes half his shit. No repo needed in this scenario. Now, if some married broad shows up to get a fake set, I would not do those on credit.
— 2 years later – divorce and she takes half his shit. —
And he doesn’t even get to keep one boob.
Repo, bah.
They weren’t paid for, you now own them. Use them anytime at will.
I expected pictures and got charts.
i’m with ya iska-i saw the title and expected more,maybe it’s time for tbp to be passed on to the boys and the old man gets out of the way–
i’m sure the 3 boys will let dad come around the office from time to time and make comments about how it used to be–
I’ll help you out, TampaR…are Christina Hendricks boobs real or fake?
Only one way to find out:
I would lose my tenuous grasp on reality if I find those magnificent mams aren’t real.
Real boobs flatten out a bit when laying down. Fake boobs look like two upside-down bowls on the chest.
I’d say hers are fake.
Just click on the ads. 🙂
It’s all too depressing for words!
To be honest, spending a few thousand dollars on breast augmentation may offer a young woman a better ROI than spending far more on a correspondent school degree.
A ‘d-cup’ may get you promoted a lot quicker than a fake degree.
Let the Equal Opportunity Commission lawsuits on boob size discrimination begin! Discovery has never been more fun!
You’re right. AND double DDs get you a much better Mrs. degree (!) That’s where the ROI comes in. 5000% – easy.
Arty, boobs are uplifting, an important study found that looking at boobs online can improve a man’s overall health. I heard of a philanthropist who gave to unusual causes and one of these was supplying an old man with girlie magazines.
Of course, boobs have been the downfall of TBP. Dennis Roe said that TBP has degenerated to ‘lame high school bullshit’… Before the boob ads appeared, the commentators ‘ would put you in Intensive Care before you got to your second blink.’
So, the question may be: Should the boobs go or stay?
“If a government resorts to inflation, that is, creates money in order to cover its budget deficits or expands credit in order to stimulate business, then no power on earth, no gimmick, device, trick or even indexation can prevent its economic consequences.”
— Henry Hazlitt
“We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.”
― Ayn Rand
“If a government resorts to inflation…”
Hmmm, interesting that as the money supply has inflated so too has the average cup size.
I’m thinking this might require a more in depth study, with fewer charts and more pictures.
Hey just gotta say. When we are reduced to barter at least she will have some prime trade goods.
How narrow minded of me. What happens when some dude who wants to be a bimbo defaults on ze loan? FTFY
Now, let’s get it right. ‘Ze’ is the equivalent of ‘he’ and ‘she’. Here, ‘zir’ would replace his/her. Or would it be ‘zer’?
It is the advertising itself that I find intriguing. Car companies, eg, once featured their vehicles speeding down deserted scenic roads. Now they barely show them. Chrysler promises ‘Guts and Glory’ can be bought over 72 monthly payments with the purchase of a Ram pickup. Subaru offers a surfing grandfather and a family life right out of Leave it to Beaver! GM hides its Silverado Pickup under black wrapping or pretends its cars are made by someone else!
The there are the auto insurance ads. Progressive’s look more like clips from a Fellini movie and leave you wondering what it is you just watched and we’ve ‘come along way baby’ with drug company ads too. No longer do we suffer from ‘the heartbreak of psoriasis’ we have emerged into the sunshine of a pharmaceutical utopia where robust senior citizens thrive on expensive medications.
Its of a piece with our phony economic data and fake news. Our whole society just can’t face reality. We have to pull the covers over our head and pretend what is happening to this nation isn’t happening even as, Clint Eastwood said, it is happening to us!
Now there are 9 Deadly Sins: 1.Lust 2.Gluttony 3.Greed 4.Sloth 5.Wrath 6.Envy 7.Pride 8. Debt 9. Trust in government, business, church or mankind.
Boobs will be the next bubble?
I would hate to be near them when they pop!
Now I’m kicking myself.
The title should have been “The Coming Boob Bubble”
You could have made a name for yourself as the inventor of the Boob Indicator for Timing Exuberant Markets (BITEM) or the Negative Interest/ Boob Bubble Lagging Indicator (NIBBL)
If she defaults on her boob loan she goes tits up.
If anyone can, please detail a government “solution” that wasn’t a “solution” to all the problems caused by the previous government “solution.”
I guess technically, the “first” solution wasn’t in response to a problem caused by government, but one can almost guarantee that it was in response to a NON-PROBLEM that was only affecting one of the government’s “friends” (ie. too much competition from domestic or foreign sources, not enough profits, not enough customers, etc.).
When the bubble bursts, it probably won’t look like this.
The obvious solution that NO ONE is talking about is K-12 education in modern money mechanics: the history of fiat currency, central banking, debt, etc. coupled with strong cultural encouragement that the only sane way to live life is to reserve debt for things like houses and cars. I could teach the course myself in one semester. Bankers would kill anyone proposing this; please don’t dox me, bro.
Since the government school system would never offer this education, my wife suggested that we create a board game for children that effectively teaches the same lessons about debt. But when we saw the need for an initial roll of the dice to see who gets to play the central banker, we realized that from that point on, there’s no need to continue the game because all the kids will already know who’s going to win. Maybe that’s the only lesson they need.
Write yourself a check every month for the cost of a car payment and in a few years you will have enough to pay cash for a car. There is no real need to finance an item that loses 20% the minute you drive it off the lot. Better yet, purchase a used car that someone had on lease. Generally well-taken care of, depreciation already worked into the price, and car company already got all its money back.
As for houses, before the Great Depression, nobody financed a home for 30 years….and guess what?…..home prices were actually affordable. Purchase a home you can afford, put 20% down in possible, finance for only 15 years so the rates are lower, and be done with the process while you can still enjoy not having a house payment.
Debt for anything is not inevitable. It can sometimes be useful, but it is not always required.
Boobs unlike diamonds are not forever. It’s all fun and games until all parties realize that those implants have to be replaced every decade or so. Starting a boob-replacement account on the day the originals are installed is advisable to remove the sting of sticker shock on the next go-around. Your financial adviser could help you with that and maybe even work in some liposuction for the older years of your sweetie. No need for debt when proper savings have been put in place to afford the extras in life.
Or just marry a gal with really big tits from the git-go and save a lot of $$$.
Bea, nice plan. Boobs tend to go south, big boobs even faster. If boobs are that important to you, you might try the Trump plan; trade in for a new model every few years.
EC- Gravity is a bitch.
I think she’s gonna need 72 months of financing.
Ugh…should not be allowed in public!
Riser, the beauty of the white woman must never disappear from the earth.
yipper,
i agree –that’s why some women should not be allowed to breed,and i should be the judge–
let’s keep the level of the beauty pool high–
True picture of reality. What goes up must come down. Good one Admin. John
Did you see the ad above ” Rich people in Charlotte did everything to ban this video ” I’m sitting here in Charlotte NC right now .Those women in the video look just like my imaginary lovers.Check them out!!
Don’t mean to sound retarded like Stucky but he wants to know what is mean by ” Financialized of the economy? What it is and does ?I could Google it but Stucky wants better.
BB, Just a wild guess – It could mean that everything is rigged in Carlos Slim fashion so that even when you take a shit, the financiers collect.
It’s not foolproof, but if you look at her mother you can at least get an idea of what she’s going to turn out like.
Then again, were all men weaned too young?
In any case, there are other aspects to a woman more important than her boob size! Let’s list them …
Don’t know if tits are on offer at Rent-a-Center, yet, but you might be surprised at what all is. Emancipation proclamation – I love a nice brassiere-less set – & no visible means of support are well-known historical conjoined twins…that book title, by Hummel, says it all: “Emancipating Slaves, Enslaving Free Men.”
What a bunch of homos. That plastic surgeon is doing everything he can to make Philadelphia a better place to live, I mean REALLY trying. And you guys jeer. You all make me sick.
Starfuck, maybe the best investment, before financing boob implants for that skeezer who will surely move on to the next sucker, would be to buy boob implants for yourself, that way, you can enjoy looking at them anytime you wanted.
What ever happened to falsies?
They are still around. They have also morphed into butt enhancers. The sexy mulatta said her brother picked up a girl and took her to the hotel. There, she began to remove her clothes and put them on the bed. She also removed her false lashes, wig, dentures, Wonder Bra, falsies, prosthetic leg and one eye. My wife’s brother said she could go now, he would sleep with the stuff already on the bed.
Dunno if you can see this, but I really did laugh out loud at one point.
I don’t which was funnier, the story or the visuals. Good one Maggie
That is some seriously funny shit right there EC, I can understand the humor in that story much better than other humorous (?) attempts made on the platform today.
Two, if by sea
She won’t need financing, no amount of new tit is going to make her fuckable.
Not that long ago we were the envy of the world for our ingenuity, craftsmanship and industriousness. Now we sell tits on the installment plan. We are well and truly fucked.
Dennis, you sound like a high school beauty queen on the skids; living in a trailer with 4 kids and a mangy dog. You’re bringing down the vibe of this very important subject: boobs!
If the prophet said the beauty of the white woman must not perish from the face of the earth, it stands to reason that if a woman’s most salient and important feature is her rack, then such protuberance is the culmination of beauty which must not perish from the face of the earth.
Take a lesson from doug and get a grip.
Just milking it…
Good One IS
It’s the Great Booble of 2017.
https://youtu.be/TsSb3NnrH6E
sign me up as an inspector/debt collector
can someone link to that pic of the girl looking back at you and you see her head below her top and them round tits popping down. she is wearing the grey shirt…. yummmy
thanks
The one with the Buick of an ass in the foreground?
no ass showing at all… all you see is her round tits and the red hair and cute face looking at you…. >>>>> she shows up every once in a while on the web sites click bait… super yummy to this 50 yo anyway…..
Here is a thought… when will they give you the zero down, zero interest on hookers and blow jobs? just think of the line ups … bankers will be all over themselves giving out free credit knowing that finally they are doing man kind some good….
Someone please tell that ladie’s bewbs to stop staring at my eyes!
Naked Boobs s French national symbol.
On August 29, 2016, to show his hatred toward nine million French Muslims, French prime minister Manuel Valls became a laughing stock when he claimed that naked boobs and not the Muslim modest female beach dress Burkini represent French ‘secular values’.
https://rehmat1.com/2016/09/05/pm-naked-breasts-represent-france/
In tenth grade I got detention for asking “Boobsie Bowen” if she could see her feet. If you’d ever seen her you would know it was a legitimate question. Anyway, been as ass man ever since.