Clearly your life obstacles weren’t big enough as a see-through skinned ginger, you wanted to up the ante. Bold. I like it.
I got $10 he is picking up the biggest cucumber they sell.
Bottom Biscuits fall edition….so probably pumpkin spice.
I have the same problem with my daughter, they grow out of those onesies so damn fast. You need to move up to the 264 – 268 month onesie.
You hear Dee’s back from the dead? – “Dee who?” – Deeeez nuts.
You ever wonder what happens to side-chicks when they get older?
This dude (or possibly the world’s ugliest chick) clearly doesn’t want to be seen, but unfortunately for all of us he failed again.
This is like in the cartoons when they pull a mask off only to reveal the exact same mask underneath.
Ohhh, it looks like Plastic Sex Doll is entering some sort of live sex doll pageant. Fingers crossed for her guys.
Armtits….pretty much summed that one up.
Barber: What do you want?
Her: Give me that “save 15% or more on car insurance”.
Barber: Say no more.
You should have stopped after ‘out of order’.
Are jorts getting shorter or hip lines getting higher? These are the questions that aren’t quite keeping me up at night, but might interrupt a nap while riding in a car type thing.
If I turn into a zombie the safest place for you to hide would be a minivan because I literally wouldn’t be caught dead in one.
Make sure you go after the breast, looks like it’s slim pickins on the legs
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Kimodo Head is WAAAAY better than last week’s Helicopter Hair.