WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

The only thing more depressing than that car is the actual Chicago Bears. But hey, 1985 right!!!

Shoutout to clothing manufacturers who somehow manage to take all the clothes people wouldn’t never and should never wear and sell them just by slapping some holiday theme prints on it.

You ever have one of those thunderous ripple farts that last like 4 seconds longer than expected? I kinda feel like this is the result of that.

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I don’t know if its the old Western movies or what but I definitely have the urge to challenge this guy to a draw and I’ve held a gun maybe twice in my life.

Seems legit to me…at least for a Walmart Superman that is.

As Chris Rock famously said “crazies be shopping”.

It’s all fun and games until Chucky & his bride roll up in their candy van at Walmart.

Give this man some weed. It’s the least you can do. – Bob Bless

There isn’t enough concealer in all the Walmarts combined to prevent these eyes from seeing what you’ve put out there.

You don’t think I’m metal enough? I’ll show you how hardcore I am dude. I’m about to be a welder’s wet dream man!

Yeah dude, obviously. We all love them. No reason to put it on a shirt. You don’t see me walking around in my “I love air” shirt. It’s a universally accepted thing.

Technically the whole store could be considered a changing room. It’s got 4 walls and a door, not her fault you chose to decorate it with employees and a produce section.

Slick ink there girl. Although if I were to make a critique, you’ve backed yourself into a corner by using the forearm. I don’t see Spike. I don’t see Reptar. The list goes on and on. Perhaps you should have done it on your back. Maybe Last Supper style. Just saying.

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