A little off topic. I’m about to have my second hip replacement. Does anybody know if the airport screeners will grope you twice as much when you have two artificial hips? Because, at my age I’ll take sex anyway I can get it. And if they do, I’ll get both knees replaced even though there’s nothing wrong with them.
No. I’m not gay, and i am Dave. Groping is about all I get these days. I just close my eyes and pretend, since they always grope me anyway. I’ve never gotten through the line without getting molested.
it’s ok if you want to come out,dave–most of us here are non judgmental–
in fact,gay vet makes good comments when he’s not being the official source for gay info–
now rhs,jr might call down fire & brimstone on you but ignore him,he tends to forget to take his meds–
jr,
i’m due for new glasses and the wife was out of town,it could have happened to any guy–
rhs jr
October 22, 2017 4:01 pm
There’s got to be a joke hidden in here.
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
October 22, 2017 6:28 pm
I recently got patted down by TSA in Eugene, Oregon. Went through the scanner (pockets empty, no jewelry or metal of any kind) got beeped and the agent said “I need to check your left foot”.
“Sure” I said. He wanded my left foot, patted my calf and ankle and said “Have a nice flight”.
I didn’t tell him that my RIGHT foot has a plate and screws from a recent surgery. He didn’t ask.
A little off topic. I’m about to have my second hip replacement. Does anybody know if the airport screeners will grope you twice as much when you have two artificial hips? Because, at my age I’ll take sex anyway I can get it. And if they do, I’ll get both knees replaced even though there’s nothing wrong with them.
assuming dave is your real name and you’re a guy,why do you want to be groped more since most of the gropers,er,screeners are male?
are you gay?
No. I’m not gay, and i am Dave. Groping is about all I get these days. I just close my eyes and pretend, since they always grope me anyway. I’ve never gotten through the line without getting molested.
it’s ok if you want to come out,dave–most of us here are non judgmental–
in fact,gay vet makes good comments when he’s not being the official source for gay info–
now rhs,jr might call down fire & brimstone on you but ignore him,he tends to forget to take his meds–
Red, I didn’t do nothing like that when you got hot for that what ever it was thing.
jr,
i’m due for new glasses and the wife was out of town,it could have happened to any guy–
There’s got to be a joke hidden in here.
I recently got patted down by TSA in Eugene, Oregon. Went through the scanner (pockets empty, no jewelry or metal of any kind) got beeped and the agent said “I need to check your left foot”.
“Sure” I said. He wanded my left foot, patted my calf and ankle and said “Have a nice flight”.
I didn’t tell him that my RIGHT foot has a plate and screws from a recent surgery. He didn’t ask.