Multitasking at it’s finest. When my momma used to curl her hair she’d spend that time on the couch doing her word jumbles and reminding me I was the biggest mistake she ever made.
What in Sam Hill is going on here? Add one single blood red teardrop and this would be a solid horror movie poster
Looking like two humpty dumptys sitting on a wall. Although there is already a crack so perhaps they don’t have to fear falling now.
Yo, I’ve seen some wheelchairs and scooters but I haven’t seen any Pimped out by Xzibit. Unfortunately we found out this bad mamma jamma and her little doggie were stuck in that little turn and basically blocked anyone from getting in or out of the bathroom for a bit. Handicapped accessible my ass. Gotta make those hallways bigger for these fly rides.
A bra and some camo. Now that’s the type of girl you take home to mom and dad…mainly because your parents are also her mom and dad so you’re going to the same place anyway.
What is your costume? The Ultimate Warrior’s neglected step-sister?
Not what they meant when you heard them on TV talking about “Draining the Swamp”.
Brett getting put on blast the old-fashioned way. Throw that on Facebook and I’ll probably scroll right past it. Customize your tailgate to show it off and I’ll stare at it the whole drive. Stop being such a piece of shit Brett Daisley.
Bulk bros are so into muscle selfies they don’t care where they’re taken. Further proof these dudes are so self involved they literally can’t look past themselves in a mirror.
Finally a Halloween costume that accurate reflects most of your personalities! Perfect.
So skin tight flesh colored pants are still out there huh? All of our PSA’s on them apparently haven’t reached every corner of the country yet.
Mobile-app, Auto-mobile. Same difference right? Don’t like his profile? Just side-swipe him to the left.
Honestly, how bummed out would you be if this whole time you thought you were getting some Minions and then these two rolled up to be by your side forever. Ughhhh!
Bro, have a chat with literally any mother in the world and they would have been able to tell you however they hide the eyes they have in the back of their head. Could have saved you some glares coming back at you.
The only thing more depressing than that car is the actual Chicago Bears. But hey, 1985 right!!!
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