PRETTY GIRL

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kokoda - AZEK (Deck Boards) doesn't stand behind its product
kokoda - AZEK (Deck Boards) doesn't stand behind its product
December 5, 2017 12:35 pm

I am so Hot, Hot, Hot for a young chick with a Nose Ring, Blue Hair, and Extra Body Fat.

I’m stroking over this one.

Dutchman
Dutchman
December 5, 2017 12:38 pm

Please, I was eating lunch.

Off topic: Yesterday in Minneapolis it was 57 – temps plunged and we had some rain and snow, it’s now 18. About an inch of ice & snow on the roads. This morning there were hundreds of accidents/spin outs. Fuck Elon and Google and Volvo – there will never be self driving cars.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Dutchman
December 6, 2017 3:53 am

Duch, I luvs ya, but there sure will be, and sooner than you think.

Pike
Pike
December 5, 2017 12:41 pm

Color her as seriously in denial. (as are most Americans)

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 5, 2017 12:43 pm

So a fat chick goes out of her way to make herself unattractive to most men with a lesbian hair cut, blue hair, and a snot ring then loudly advertises it with a sloganed T shirt that draws more attention her unattractive look.

Wonder why?

javelin
javelin
  Anonymous
December 5, 2017 2:51 pm

It really is insanity– this level of mental depravation, self deluding and intentional uglification can not be classified otherwise.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  javelin
December 6, 2017 1:01 am

It’s attention. They’re so deprived of attention, they do anything to get it so they can feel they matter. Yet, what they do makes them matter less.

Mossberg
Mossberg
December 5, 2017 12:50 pm

Beastly. And if yer gonna title it pretty girl, I expect to see a human female next time, preferably pretty.

Diogenes
Diogenes
December 5, 2017 12:58 pm

I’ve had bowel movements that look better than that.

musket
musket
  Diogenes
December 5, 2017 8:11 pm

Gold star comment Diogenes! Potential hall of fame verbage!

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
December 5, 2017 12:59 pm

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Same thing.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  hardscrabble farmer
December 5, 2017 1:54 pm

Careful, Hardy, koko might stroke out at the sight of this sexy bitch. koko stroking his chubby to a chubby makes me wonder if this is chubby week. I thought Laura Aguilar was the last, but noooo. I hope you guys are inspired to send in donations and keep the chubbies coming.

KaD
KaD
  hardscrabble farmer
December 5, 2017 6:36 pm

Not really, lipstick on a pig would be closer.

Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
  hardscrabble farmer
December 5, 2017 7:42 pm

HF, No, NO. NOO. NOOO!
One is a guard dog that would rip the nuts off of any intruder and the other is a puppy. Are you blind?

musket
musket
  hardscrabble farmer
December 5, 2017 8:12 pm

See Congressional Black Caucus……

BeeUrSelf
BeeUrSelf
December 5, 2017 1:58 pm

In a word: FUGLY

BL
BL
December 5, 2017 2:31 pm

EGAD !! I thought Halloween was over. When did we start having Blue/Green/Red(Kool-Aid RED) hair?

Nose rings and primary colored hair seems the practice of the mentally challenged to me.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  BL
December 5, 2017 2:42 pm

First saw this some 20 years ago, it keeps coming back like the jeans and Uggs combo or pink and black dress.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  EL Coyote
December 5, 2017 3:53 pm

I was replying to Bea’s question about hair dye. Why does that get me a down thumb?
Are folks so insecure, they have to criticize me?

Rdawg
Rdawg
  EL Coyote
December 5, 2017 10:56 pm

I upped ya EL Doggy.

Hint: If you complain about thumbs down, you’ll just invite more of them. I should know, I make it a point to down vote anybody complaining about getting down voted.

javelin
javelin
  BL
December 5, 2017 2:55 pm
Beth
Beth
December 5, 2017 3:51 pm

She’s fat, ugly as hell and mentally ill

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Beth
December 5, 2017 3:55 pm

Lighten up, Beth, your no winner either.
We only allow hotties posting here, smart hotties and your neither.

https://youtu.be/KbtO_Ayjw0M

RiNS
RiNS
  EL Coyote
December 5, 2017 4:29 pm

Beth Don’t take it personally. El can’t help himself

Geeze Varmit..a bit harsh.. Bad day on the road?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  RiNS
December 5, 2017 5:09 pm

If they fight back, if they don’t run away crying, those are the ones worth keeping.
I was harder on Maggie in her debut. You have to cull the weak.

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  EL Coyote
December 5, 2017 5:19 pm

Yeah you are right. I’m betting on Beth being a tuff one tho…

Beth
Beth
  EL Coyote
December 6, 2017 2:23 pm

Hey El Coyote go f*ck yourself

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Beth
December 6, 2017 2:31 pm

What the fudge? This is a family blog, if your going to talk like a barmaid, well this isn’t the place. It only took you two days to come back with that brilliant gem? Who did you have to consult?

See, Rob, I knew this chick was trouble from the git-go. If I don’t get an apology pronto and not 2 days from now, I will be submitting a strongly worded email to Admin requesting Beth be banished.

Beth
Beth
  EL Coyote
December 6, 2017 3:29 pm

No apology and stop defending your ugly daughter

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Beth
December 6, 2017 4:03 pm

Whose encouraging this maniac Beth with thumbs up? Do you realize we already have 4 or 5 women commenting here? If that continues, pretty soon, men will be outnumbered here. This trend portends a veritable genocide of male commentators. Build the blog wall!

Robert (QSLV)
Robert (QSLV)
  Beth
December 6, 2017 2:47 pm

I think I know her. Is that you, Liz?

Robert (QSLV)

Stucky
Stucky
  Beth
December 6, 2017 2:53 pm

Good one, Beth!

Unlike fucking your skank ass… at least if El fucks himself he won’t get any diseases unknown to science. I hear you only get five bucks per fuck, and even then the John wants four backs back.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Stucky
December 6, 2017 3:50 pm

They let Beth out of the insane asylum once a week to earn money for cigarettes and beer. Like a washed up Sin City hooker, she haunts the Flying J outside Vegas. I think BB knows this chick.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  EL Coyote
December 6, 2017 4:45 pm

Knows her? Resembles her is more likely.

Tonto Kowalski
Tonto Kowalski
December 5, 2017 4:01 pm

Sweet mother of Gawd… my brand new watch stopped when the picture came up.

nkit
nkit
December 5, 2017 4:07 pm

Inside the feminist mind…

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RiNS
RiNS
December 5, 2017 4:25 pm

She is just doing what nature has done for eons…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
December 5, 2017 5:47 pm

Yanno, the ugliest thing about this woman is her gaze, her stare. It looks castrating to me, and I’m a chick. It makes me feel like I should involuntarily be cupping balls I don’t even have to make sure they’re protected. If she looked cheerful or playful or welcoming the difference in attractiveness—even if not for all—would be marked.

I went to a conference and happened to cross paths with a couple like this. They were not fat, just “done up” with piercings and dyed hair and androgynous grooming, though they were clearly a male (xtra-femme) and female (xtra-butch) couple. Very similar to the woman in the pic, they both also sported the “serious” specs.

When our eyes met, as happens with people scanning the room in a conference setting, they were sending off X=treme=ly Challenging Waves of Contempt versus all the ‘normies’. These were not people with whom you could have a (gluten-free) beer. Even in a setting which was lefty-sympathetic (organic ag. topics) they were basically *daring* people to be shocked or put off by their appearance.

And the thing was, there were other people with dyed hair (fun!).. just not so Intentionally Dyed (and Not Fun!).. and other people with piercings, just not “look at me” Piercings (well, most visible piercings are look-at-me piercings, but you know what I mean).

These were Fierce People, sending out Fierce Vibes non-stop. And then and there I kinda grokked the similarities between these folks and the Islamists: they are not interested in any kind of fun, or relaxation, or having a good time, but instead imposing themselves on everyone else and being a huge damper on everyone else’s just “co-existing”. Everything with them promised to be fraught with drama. So everybody steered clear of them and they kept glowering for all the three days that I saw them.

And so this is interesting to me, that people would choose to construct their own tyrannical mentalities when there’s nothing in the environment which would objectively indicate a need to do so. On the other hand, speaking as a determinist, there probably *is* something and I am just missing it at the moment.

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
  Chubby Bubbles
December 5, 2017 5:54 pm

“An Islamic regime must be serious in every field. There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious.”
– Ayatollah Khomeini

rainbird
rainbird
  Chubby Bubbles
December 6, 2017 9:25 am

My personal opinion of islam is that it is a mental disorder.

nkit
nkit
  Chubby Bubbles
December 5, 2017 7:25 pm

Tis the season….Nice comment…

bluestem
bluestem
  nkit
December 5, 2017 8:33 pm

Beauty is in the eye of the beholdher? John

marblenecltr
marblenecltr
December 5, 2017 6:35 pm

And u don’t spell as gud.

LGR
LGR
December 5, 2017 7:16 pm

Reminds me of the joke about the kid at a shopping mall food court with a spiked mohawk in a vibrant color. An older Boomer was seated nearby, with a cup of coffee, who couldn’t keep his eyes off the freak. “What are you STARIN’ at old dude?” he asks.
The older guy says: “I dabbled in some illicit narcotics when I was younger a few years back. I think I fucked a peacock one time at a wild party. Can’t help but wonder if you might be my kid”

David
David
December 5, 2017 8:43 pm

Than I, not me. So poorly educated as well.

AC
AC
December 5, 2017 9:17 pm

Chain it to a radiator for a few months – on a starvation diet, with severe deprogramming – until it reaches a human weight, then assess for potential utility.

If utility score is still too low, run it through the wood chipper.

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
December 5, 2017 10:09 pm

Hell, I’m prettier than that bitch. I’m a 75 year old man and haven’t been pretty since I was a 1 year old.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 5, 2017 11:39 pm

Despite everything that one can see, I guarantee that the UGLIEST part of this women will be discovered when she opens her big fat mouth.

james the deplorable wanderer
james the deplorable wanderer
December 6, 2017 12:22 pm

And yet people like this will tell you straight up when THEY are offended, and demand you stop offending them. Give it up, your appearance PREVENTS me from caring about your opinions, and I don’t need to worry if someone who detests “normies” can’t find warm appreciation in this cold, uncaring world.
I would go out of my way to comfort a crying child but there are age limits.

Mr ED
Mr ED
December 7, 2017 12:28 am

What if she has a great personality and is a swell dancer?

Rdawg
Rdawg
  Mr ED
December 7, 2017 12:31 am

Then get on that shit.

Somebody has to fuck the fat ones. It may as well be you.