Embarrassingly Stupid Nikki Haley Gets Punked by Russian Pranksters

Haley’s Binomo: US Representative to UN Gets Served by Russian Pranksters

© AFP 2017/ Jewel SAMAD

The US ambassador to the United Nations has fallen victim to a phone prank perpetrated by a famous Russian duo, with whom she discussed the affairs of a fictional South China Sea island nation and the alleged harassment of the Ukrainian president by Kevin Spacey.

Notorious Russian pranksters Vladimir Kuznetsov (Vovan) and Alexey Stolyarov (Lexus) have managed to one-up the US government by calling Nikki Haley and tricking her into thinking that she was speaking with Polish Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki.

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During the phone conversation, the pranksters probed Haley’s opinion about the island nation of Binomo — a fictional country located in the South China Sea not far from Vietnam, and invented by Vovan and Lexus for that occasion.

When the pranksters told Haley that the country recently proclaimed independence and that the Russians have meddled in the elections held there she immediately replied “of course they did!” The ambassador also stated that the US is aware of the situation that it will continue to monitor it closely just as Washington deals with all issues “that keep coming up in the South China Sea.”

“Nikki Haley is a member of Trump’s cabinet. An ambassador to the UN holds a lot more clout in their country than on ours… It’s very funny when such a person is responsible for foreign relations in the US,” Stolyarov remarked during an interview with Russian media.The pranksters also inquired whether Haley heard about (fictional) claims made by Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko about Hollywood celebrity Kevin Spacey harassing him in 2015. The ambassador replied that she wasn’t aware of this tidbit and promised to research this topic.

Earlier this year Vovan and Lexus managed to prank US Congresswoman Maxine Waters: the duo managed to convince her that Russian hackers rigged the elections in a fictional African country called Limpopo and install a puppet leader named Ai Bolit.

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Hollow Man

Ha ha ha

Steve C.
Steve C.

I love it!

After they spoke with Nikki, they both probably needed a shot of whiskey just to cleanse the palate.

After talking to Slapsy-Maxy, they likely needed a shot of penicillin…

Americas finest. We sure can pick them.

They should call Mueller next. That would be fun…

Steve C.
Spring, Texas

Southern Sage
Southern Sage

Yes, she is incredibly stupid but her habit of shitting in the middle of 5th Avenue is what irritates me. Hey, New York is not Calcutta! Use a toilet!

Chakrabarty J Ghandi
Chakrabarty J Ghandi

It is vitally important for the Indian to be able to shit in the street freely, whatever street he chooses. Shitting in the street where ever he chooses is the very essence of how an Indian expresses his great sense of freedom, how he is able to remain in touch with his great culture, where ever he is.

When the Indian is in a place and is able to shit freely in the street, then he has brought Mother India to that place. Where the Indian is, India is.

When I came to America, I saw that everyone but the Indian, hid themselves away in a little closet, a toilet, because they were ashamed of the sight and smell, when they had dropped a deuce. They are prisoners of their shame. When Chakrabarty drops his dhoti, squats, and drops a monstrous deuce, he is proudly expressing his sense of freedom and love of culture. Chakrabarty has no shame.

When people pass by; when they see and smell that big curry infused pile, they will know that Chakrabarty has been there, that particular shit piled street is now part of India. Better yet if someone steps in the pile and carries the smell of Chakrabarty with them. You can clean your shoe, but the smell will remain to go where ever you go.

Hurrah for our Nikki!! She is a pioneer! May she continue to shit all over every place in America she goes!

Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen

Normally I frown on pranking retarded people but not this time.

TC
TC

From common street-shitter who railed against Trump in the primaries to the neocon favorite for 2020. All it took was an eager rimming of our greatest ally. You’ve come a long way, baby.

Stucky

22 well spent minutes!

“You know Binoma?” “Yes, yes”. bwaahaha! Nikki Haley is quite a stupid cunt.

22winmag - ZH refugee who just couldn't take the avalanche of damn-near-hourly Bitcoin and doom porn stories
22winmag - ZH refugee who just couldn't take the avalanche of damn-near-hourly Bitcoin and doom porn stories

Her name was Nimrata Randhawa.

She did her undergraduate work stomping on the CSA flag.

Jim
Jim

*sigh* Its embarrassing to be an American sometimes. Our politicians are straight up retards.

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